Angelina Armani: The Big Hit by Digital Playground - review by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin

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Not: The Professional!

While this film features a forgettable plot, it also features some of the best talent in the business, with the likes of Evan Stone, Angelina Armani, and Alexis Texas. This is a very good film that features great sex and even a few laughs, it is worth several viewings.
Great cast, awesome picture and sound quality.
Lack luster plot.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Front Cover:
The front cover brings a lot of spy movies to mind, movies like “James Bond”, and “Mission Impossible”, the only difference is this cover has a sexier edge. There are a couple pictures of Angelina Armani on the cover, as well as some of the other female talent.

Back cover:
The back is beautiful in design. The color scheme is amazing and really makes the pictures stand out. Just like your average porn film, this also features screenshots from the movie.

The menus are very easy to navigate while still being very attractive to the eye. The home menu is a mixture of static images (non-moving) and motion clips, giving this an old spy film feel.

Film overview - with potential plot spoilers
The film starts out with Angelina Armani resting on a bed reading a news paper, when her boyfriend Mick Blue enters the room she explains that she is looking for a job. Angelina explains to him that she feels useless and also very bored while Mick is at work, she feels a job would give her something to do, even though they do not need the money. Angelina has this idea that being a hitman would be a fun and interesting job, Mick just laughs and doesn't take her seriously.

The next scene starts out with the lovely Alexis Texas and Angelina resting on a bed with a man. Angelina asks the man for help finding a job as a professional hitman. The man is very reluctant to help her, he think she is underestimating the job. Eventually he admits he knows a guy that might be able to help Angelina out. He asks for a little something in return. Angelina licks the man's dick a few times before she tells the two that she must leave. Alexis takes over and the two remaining have sex. This scene features oral and vaginal intercourse and ends with the male performer ejaculating on Alexis's pubic hair and vagina.

The next scene starts out showing a woman (Emy Reyes) using one of her toys and teasing herself. Meanwhile Angelina is having a conversation with Ben English, the man whom she was told about. Ben tells her to take her cloths off and proceeds to call her a “filthy fucking whore”. Angelina gives him a strip tease before the pair is interrupted when Emy enters. Emy kisses Ben stakes claim her claim. Ben tells Angelina to get a gun, and Emy ads “Do not call us, we'll call you”. Emy and Ben then have oral and vaginal sex. The scene ends with a massive facial cumover.

The next scene starts out with the mostly naked (wearing nothing but an army helmet) Evan Stone masturbating on a bed to a gun magazine. Angelina enters and Evan says “Welcome, little sister!” but never stops stroking himself. Angelina tells him to not call her his sister and tells him that they are not even related. He explains that “My father banged the fuck out of your mother, we are sort of related”. Angelina asks him for a gun, Evan goes to a closet and retrieves a lot of guns and demonstrates them for her. Once they find the correct gun, payment is then discussed. Angelina explains that she has no money but what she does have is “Mommy's little girl's pussy”. The two have oral and vaginal sex before the scene ends with a facial cum over.

The next scene starts out with Angelina, Vanessa Leon, and Scott Nails all sitting on a couch discussing Angelina's new gun. Angelina receives a phone call from Ben and has to leave; Ben has a job for her. Vanessa and Scott have oral and vaginal sex before ending the scene with a facial cumover.

The next scene shows Angelina and a guy who she met at a coffee shop. Angelina tells him that she has seen all of his movies; he explains that he is not a movie star, but quickly changes his story when Angelina moves closer. The two have oral and vaginal sex. The scene ends with Angelina raising her gun towards the man.

The next scene shows Mick and Angelina relaxing on their bed. The two have oral and vaginal sex before ending with a facial cumover. This was the final scene of the film.

Angelina Armani
Alexis Texas
Vanessa Leon
Emy Reyes
Ben English
Mick Blue
Danny Mountain
Evan Stone
Scott Nails

Camera work:
The camera quality as well as the camera work is all top notch. The picture is always clear and the image has an amazing amount of detail. You will be hard pressed to find a film with better picture quality.

Sound work:
The sound quality
is great; all of the dialogue is clear and easy to hear. There was not really a soundtrack for this film, what little music there was in this film, was very basic. The one and only time where the music stands out is right after the hitman/murder scene, the music being a dramatic Italian opera style song.

Special Features:
Special Bonus Trailers
16x9 Widescreen Format
Slide Show/Photo Gallery
Motion Chapter Index
Behind the Scenes Featurette
5.1 Digital Surround Sound
No Regional Coding

Personal Comments:
This was a good movie with a forgettable plot. The action was really hot, and there was a fair amount of chemistry between the performers. The plot however was not very good, and at times it could get a tad bit confusing, and this is a movie that is not trying to make the viewer think.

Angelina Armani is gorgeous and her acting skills are about average. Angelina's sex scenes were great and very hot. As for her being the star of this film? Yeah, well technically she was the main focus, but when she was in the same scene with the likes of Evan Stone and Ben English she just was overshadowed (acting-wise).

Evan Stone always puts out great performances, whether it is in his acting or his sexual performances. Again Evan Stone plays in a comedic role, and delivers many laughs in the short time he is on screen. I think if you threw this guy into any situation he could conjure up some laughs.

As for the sex, all of the sex scenes were very good. It is hard to choose a favorite, but if I had to it would probably be the Alexis Texas scene. You just can not go wrong with Alexis Texas, while she might not be the best actor (not a bad actor either) her sexual performances are always amazing. Plus she has got those legendary hips on her side, which just makes people droll! (Myself included)

I think Digital Playground missed an opportunity here, instead of making a film with a strong independent female character playing the spy role; we get a week and very submissive protagonist. Angelina's character bends far too easy (no pun intended), instead of telling Ben English to “Fuck off” when he shouts demeaning terms at her and tells her to strip, she just obeys and is happy to do so. Sure there is a market for a film with a submissive protagonist, but I think that a spy film is poor choice for such character. I just think a female lead with a back bone would have made for a better watch, but this was not in the cards.

I am going to give this a four star rating. It is a very good film, but its weak plot just serves as a distraction from the sex, which is very unfortunate.
Follow-up commentary
I still am unimpressed with Angelina’s performance in this film, and I can not blame the supporting cast. Evan Stone and Ben English are present for crying out loud. Angelina’s performances, both acting and sexual, were disappointing, and a major set back from the film “Teachers” in which she was amazing. The plot is still awful, and her character, no matter how many times I re-watch this, is still pretty weak and lame. When I think of a hitman, I think of movies like “The Professional” and “Hitman”, cool badass main characters. Not some little girl who wants to play with a gun and whine throughout the movie. A badass chick would have made this film a lot better, and sadly Digital Playground missed its opportunity.
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  • Redboxbaby
    Great job Viktor! Nice review. I'll pass on this one.
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Thanks Redboxbaby!

    I don't blame ya!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    LMAO you got my skills now! You blocked his penis with a gun
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    lol that was the toughest screenshot I've ever taken! Took me a long time to get that to match up
  • Waterfall
    Another great review
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Thanks Waterfall!
  • namelesschaos
    Another great review. Good job on the screen shots.
  • Kayla
    Another amazing review. I love Evan Stone's acting. It's always amazing.
  • Airen Wolf
    That guy has a massive gun! LOL Another excellent review!
  • Emily!
    Great review!!!
  • Sammi
    Great review!
  • Purpleladybug
    Thanks for the great review!!
  • married with children
    good review, thanks
  • leatherlover
    Great review. The sad thing is I thought he was really holding the gun until I read the comments.
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    No, he really is holding the gun, it took me a long time for me to get it paused just right to get the screenshot
  • KnK
    Hmmm, maybe I should Evan Stone another chance. He was in the last porn I reviewed, Indecent Radio, and I couldn't stand the scene he was in. I don't know, maybe his skills have improved, because it was from 2006. It seems a lot clearer now that he's just a major ham. But the lines were really bad and the sex scene was awkward. Hmm, maybe I shouldn't lose faith in Evan just yet.
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