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The Lies of Vivid

If you are looking for something different from more recent porn releases, this one might be to your liking. Every scene is from '95 or earlier, and you can tell with the way it is all portrayed. The DVD has a number of negative qualities, and don't buy it expecting it to be full of lesbians as advertised.
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Pros:
*Retro sex scenes
Cons:
*Not a lesbian film as advertised
*Sex trailers between scenes
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
The DVD Case
The DVD comes in a simple case, with a lot of thumbnail images on the back depicting the action within. More important to note are the following things:
"Four hours of all the pussy a girl can eat"
"It's a bush buffet..."
"And everything's boneless"

Oh joy, three lies for the price of one. Vivid really outdid themselves with this one.

The Content
So, you may be wondering about the lies. Well it's simple. This DVD is being marketed as a lesbian pussy-fest. Nothing wrong with that. But it's all a sham. There are 20 scenes on the DVD. Half of them are girl-on-guy action. You get possibly 7 or 8 actual lesbian scenes, while the rest are girl/guy, or two girls and a guy.

Let's be clear about something. There is really only one rule when it comes to lesbian porn. No cock. You can't really advertise yourself as "boneless" when the film is full of dick. (Although this is a technical loophole, I suppose, since dicks don't have bones in them.)

The DVD was made back in '95, so all of the scenes are from nearly 20 years ago. This makes for a nice little retro feeling, both with the lighting and camera work.

That isn't to say that the sex is bad. It's actually decent, and the retro quality of it being so old is another little quirk to make it different from more recent releases.

Bonus Features
There aren't really any. Other than the standard previews. One nice feature is that for each scene, you get the name of the ones involved near the start. So if you like a particular lady, or man, then you can know who they are, so you can find other work involving them. You also get the name of the picture the scene originated in, so you could always buy that video as well. Free advertising is best, right?
Experience
I have a number of problems with this DVD. Chief among them is the fact that I thought I was getting a lesbian flick, only to find it swarming with men. Not that I'm opposed to it, it just feels as if Vivid is lying to me about their product.

It's almost a slap to the face, or show of disrespect, that they label something as a lesbian flick, then pad it with hetero scenes. What is this, filler? Surely they had enough lesbian content that they could have left out the dudes.

The other problem I have is with the design of the DVD. When you put it in, immediately the phone sex trailers start running. You have to manually use the skip buttons to go through it, then the warning scenes that can't be skipped. Without that, it would have been 5 minutes or more before the actual DVD content was up.

Worse, during the film, every 45-60 minutes or so, the trailers are back and playing like commercials between two scenes. I dunno whether they were paid for how much they could shove the phone sex in our faces, but honestly, once was enough.

Overall, I'd have to say this is definitely a B-quality porn. The sex is fine, it's all the extras that are forced onto us, plus the misrepresented content, that drops it's rating.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My All You Can Eat tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Visual and aural stimulation
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