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The Chest Harness with Dildo is a great sex accessory (sexessory?) that allows you to strap dildos to pretty much anything. No longer are you limited to suction-cup dildos on shower walls!
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Pros:
Long, easily adjustable straps, interchangeable o-ring, sturdy, lets you use your imagination
Cons:
Really, none. This is a fantastic accessory.
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review
Since I am currently partner-less, I bought this chest harness not for its purported chest-al powers, but for its off-label use: strapping dildos to household objects. The harness itself is basically constructed of two metal o-rings with four straps attached them. It fits around things (like chests) sort of in the same way ribbon wraps around a gift: once around lengthwise and once around widthwise. One o-ring is connected to the strap-adjuster-thingies and is not removable. The other one can snap out and be replaced with a different sized o-ring: adjustability is a big plus, AND the harness comes with three o-rings.

The straps are nylon so you could conceivably throw the entire contraption into the washing machine. I don't know that I would really recommend using the dryer, though, because of the metal bits (they'd get REALLY hot). You could easily handwash this harness as well, if you didn't have roommates who would come up to you and be all like, what's thaaaaaaaaaat?

This item is not just a mere chest harness, though. Oh no, it is a chest harness AND dildo. The description says that you're getting a wine-colored Tantus Acute, but what I received was most certainly not an Acute. I got a Sportsheets Sedeux Skyn: no complaints here. It's still wine colored! The Sedeux Skyn is realistically sized (a diameter of 1 3/8” and length of 6”) and and has a quasi-real, quasi-abstract shape (the head is a little larger in diameter and is set off from the shaft by a crease). It's pure silicone, so it can be boiled or wiped down with a 10% bleach solution to sterilize. It's a very pleasant-feeling dildo: there isn't any texture, but it's a nice comfortable size with a gentle curve, which makes it easy to use in a variety of positions.
Experience
First up: pillows. Huge success! This works really well. You can adjust all four straps on the harness, so it's really easy to tighten it down around a rectangular object. I strapped the Sedeux Skyn down around one of the myriad pillows on my bed and went for a ride. The straps did not come loose and the dildo stayed in place. You get a little extra stimulation from the o-ring and the straps on your clit and labia: since the straps are nylon, they've got a lot of texture to them, and it's nice.

Next up: chair in my room. I had to unsnap all four straps from around the o-ring. Then I put the o-ring on top of the seat, put the rest of the harness underneath the seat, and snapped the straps back up onto the o-ring. Voila! A dildo strapped to a chair! I oriented the dildo so I could grab on on to the back of chair and then rocked myself to a very nice orgasm. This is a really nice alternative to suction-cup dildos since you can't suction a toy onto a fabic-covered seat.

Other things you can use: in her review of this product, Always Ready used this harness to strap a dildo to an exercise ball. This is a fantastic idea, and I totally would have tried it, if I but owned an exercise ball. I may buy one just for this purpose! Another great thing about this harness is that you don't have to use all four straps. If you wanted to strap a dildo to, say, a long body pillow, you could just strap it down widthwise and save yourself some hassle. The individual straps are pretty long, though, which allows you to let your imagination run free!

All in all, this is a great accessory if you're someone like me, who likes to ride her toys. Suction-cup dildos are great, but you're limited because you can only suction to something that's suction-able. This chest harness is great for expanding your options. For this purpose, it performs extraordinarily well. As for its intended purpose, well, that's for a follow-up review.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Victoria
    Victoria  
    Nice going with the body pillow suggestion! From the ingenuity of recent chest harness reviewers, I wouldn't be surprised if they get verrrry popular Winking
  • CaptainBunnyKilla
    CaptainBunnyKilla  
    I hope they do get popular. I think this is like the best thing ever!
  • Miss KissThis
    Miss KissThis  
    "Sexessory" is genious.

    Great review Smile

  • Beautiful Dreamer
    Beautiful Dreamer  
    Very innovative!!! I love that dildo too! Smile Great review. Smile
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    Adriana Ravenlust  
    Most of the reviews I see for these chest harnesses never try it on an actual chest. Perhaps that should just call it an all purpose harness? Winking
  • CaptainBunnyKilla
    CaptainBunnyKilla  
    @ Adriana: I think that'd be a better way to market them!
  • Always Ready
    Always Ready  
    After reading your review, you are correct, the Sportsheets Sedeux Skyn is what shipped with mine as well. Nice catch.
  • Femme Mystique
    Femme Mystique  
    The Tantus Acute was discontinued, that's probably why you got a substitute. Smile
  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign  
    An absolutely fun, honest and refreshing review. I'd never have thought...
  • null
    null  
    Great title! Makes me think of walking into a room with dildos strapped to literally everything...chairs, tables...dildo-chandelier anyone?
  • fromazoo
    fromazoo  
    Thanks for the review
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