Bouncing bunny by Pipedream

The Bouncing Bunny, let me say, is a truly ah-ah-ahhh-mazing toy. Just like with any new toy, I was a little intimidated by it. I was very accustomed to my separate dildos and vibrators. Both served their purposes, so combining the two in one toy was a little overwhelming. Yet, I had heard so much about this rabbit and its many variations--I had to try it out for myself. It was definitely worth the wait. Come to think of it, I wished I tried it sooner.

First, let’s talk about the pros. Orgasmic? Exhilarating? Climbing the walls? Yes, all of those.

The clitoral rabbit stimulation combined with the rotating pearl-like shaft will guarantee an orgasm every time. And when you don’t feel like using the shaft portion and just want the clitoral stimulation, it still doesn’t disappoint. You know how when people say they ride waves of ecstasy? Well, with the Bouncing Bunny, I had several multiples within a short time frame—a feat no other toy has done before.

So that leads to the cons. The toy is quite noisy. I mean, very noisy. I mean, noisy to the point if anyone is next door, they might hear buzzing before they hear you get off.  The vibrating bunny isn’t too loud; on a scale of 1-10, it’s a probably a 3—a 5 at high speed.

The rotating shaft, however, is quite loud.  And when I say loud, I mean embarrassingly loud.  I mean, it sounds like you’re drilling a hole in the wall, rather than being drilled in your hole. The noise does take away from the quality of the toy just a bit, I will admit.  However, the noise can be distraction if you let it. Still, the focus should be getting off and possibly biting pillows, rather than the noise level of your new pleasure toy.

Overall, I give this toy a rating of 4 because of the ridiculously good pleasure factor. The buzz worthiness is 3 ½ buzzes. The noise level, unfortunately, is a four.  If you’re a newbie to the rabbit toys like I am, this is definitely a great start.

The toy is just like a human erection: soft yet hard. Therefore, you need to be gentle and have extra care with it.   The clean-up factor of this toy is quite simple. Hot water and soap will do the trick but if you have a toy cleaner, that works. And when I say hot water, I'm not talking about hot enough to make a pot of tea but warm enough to comfortably run your hands under it. Although the toy manufacturers say the bouncing bunny is water-proof, I definitely wouldn't recommend submerging it in water.

This leads to storage. I'm not sure how many people would keep toys out in the open, but this toy isn't one of them. Because the material is made out of jelly, it'll pick up on just about any thing that touches it. That means, primarily, dust and lint. It's best to keep the bouncing bunny inside a silk-type wrap (you get them anywhere that sell hair care products) or just tucked away in your drawer.

Also, because this toy is made out of jelly, sharing is a definite no-no unless you and your partner slip a condom over it.