Eden waterproof blossom by Topco

The Eden Waterproof Hummingbird Blossom was quite the disappointment. In my opinion, the most exciting thing about this vibrator was the packaging and the story they tell on the back of the package.

I was excited to try the Hummingbird Blossom. I thought that the design was quite pretty and the blossom was sure to feel different. After properly cleaning the toy and adding in the one AAA battery, I turned it on. It was a very faint vibration. Thinking that perhaps the battery was a dud, I got a new one and tried again. The vibration did not increase at all.

After adding a tiny bit of water based lubricant to the blossom, I slowly placed the blossom by my clit. I felt next to nothing; the vibration just wasn’t enough to stimulate me. I continued working my way until the blossom was inside of me, and the hummingbird’s tip was on my clit.

There is no way to explain it other than utter pain. The hummingbird’s tip is too hard, and it did nothing but hurt me. I moved it away quickly, examined the vibrator to see if perhaps there was a bit of plastic or something causing the pain, but there was nothing. I ended the session early. That was not what I was expecting.

When my husband got home, he wanted to try it on me. I thought that maybe with him watching he’d be able to see if there was something weird going on; but once again, my clit was abused by the hummingbird’s nose, and I felt nothing inside. Even when he was careful to avoid my clit, I wasn’t getting off. It’s just not flexible enough and too hard for me to find enjoyable.

Between the pain of the hummingbird and the lack of the vibration, I doubt this toy will stay in my collection. I give this one star, one vroom, and one buzz.