Remote control thong - strap-on vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by The scientist

I've always wanted a toy like this. I yearn to wear it in public, relinquishing the control of my pleasure to my partner while I giggle to myself about no one else knowing what's going on. The few products that I have tried have fallen woefully short of this dream. Ideally, this product would be stimulating and pleasurable, discreet and comfortable. This thong has a bullet that stimulates the general vaginal area.

This thong is a little intimidating. The material is very plastic feeling and the straps on the thong itself are quite wide. The large square battery pack featured prominently on the face of the thong doesn't help matters much. I think it's safe to say that it's visually unappealing.

Oh, man. I would really like to see a remote controlled thong with a battery pack you can slip into the pocket of your pants. I have to think that it would be more appealing than a giant battery box resting on your junk. These are not the most flattering pair of undies I own. When they say one size fits most, they aren't kidding. As a size 10, I suppose I'm on the heavier side of average, and these wide elastic straps cut through my hip fat like butter (super hot).

There are three levels of vibrations (low, medium, and high) controlled by a single button on the remote. The bullet sits low in the thong and stimulates the entire area powerfully! The remote isn't the highest quality so turning the thong off quickly is not easy. I would be wary of wearing it in public because of this.

My biggest grievance with this toy is the noise. I could never wear it out and about. Not even to an action movie. This thing is LOUD. It is powerful enough to get me off, but it screams and buzzes and rattles getting it done. Even the lowest setting would be detected by someone sitting next to you.

The bullet also gets rather warm during use. It felt pleasant to me at first but it got uncomfortably warm (bordering on hot) after a few minutes.

All of the electronic components of this thong can be removed, and the exterior can be wiped clean with a damp cloth. You could hand wash the elastic straps also, just be careful not to submerge the patent leather in water.