This is a great little duck. He's very powerful for his size, though the controls are a bit hard to use and his hat rips easily if you put it on a bit rough or if it just lays around. If you are a collector of ducks like I am, he's a must have. If you are just looking for a powerful clit vibrator, look at another toy.
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Purely for novelty's sake
This duckie is super cute and the idea of it is awesome. Execution isnt so great. It's really noisy but surprisingly weak. The controls are too inconviently placed and it is just plain ineffective in providing the clitoral stimulation I was looking for. Definitely cute and a novelty vibe, but not worth purchasing if you're buying for the purpose of sexual satisfaction.
Pirate I Rub My Duckie is a fun little toy that can go incognito to even the most critical of eyes, while still buzzing enough to tip you over the edge.
A very discreet vibrator that looks whimsical and still packs a punch. Plus, it's waterproof.
The shape is more about being hidden and less about getting off.
Mr. Pirate-I-Rub-My-Duckie gets to hang out on display in your bathroom, with no-one ever being the wiser about his built in vibrator. He's fun to take into the bath or shower to massage all your tender spots - be they adult or simply knots in your neck. He's firm enough to press down upon for a deeper massage, but his beak and tail tip are also pointed enough for precise application of his vibrations.
Material / Texture:
Mr. Pirate-I-Rub-My-Duckie is made of rubber, because he is a rubber duckie with a little built in surprise – he vibrates. The rubber is a nice soft yet firm rubber, that is textured into a duck in a pirate costume.
Phthalate Free PVC
Hypo-allergenic / Latex free / Phthalates free
Design / Shape / Size:
The tail is free of any decoration, and is soft and moderately curved – while the rest of the body is finished with the sleek firm contours of the pirate outfit. Mr. Duckie's head is also molded and decorated – his head is covered in a bandanna, of course. He comes with a soft and flexible rubber hat, that sits – but does not attach – on top of his head. Mr. Pirate-I-Rub-My-Duckie is small – a fist sized toy at best – but packs a powerful punch on just one AAA battery.
Functions / Performance / Controls:
This is a “it's not a vibrator” vibrator – and a decently hidden one at that. In a bathroom, to the unknowing observer, this is just a kitschy rubber duck – and it may appeal to some sex toy collectors by virtue of that alone. There are a number of usable surfaces on the duck, however, and the vibrations transmit decently throughout. For a really focused application of vibration, the tail works well – as does the top of the head. Mr. Duckie only has one speed – on – and allegedly has a pocket rocket motor built in. He'll not knock your socks off, but he is surprisingly strong. And, also surprisingly, quite quiet – certainly masked by the sounds of a shower.
Care and Maintenance:
If you wish to share Mr. Pirate-I-Rub-My-Duckie with your friends, please remember – while you may share Mr. Pirate-I-Rub-My-Duckie in all sorts of bathtime adventures with fun bathtime friends, just be sure Mr. Duckie doesn't rub on any foreign duckies, if you know what I'm saying. All joking aside, rubber is porous. This is really a one person - nay, a one orifice – kind of toy. Aside from that, keep him clean with soap and water, don't store him with a battery in place, and always check for moisture in the battery compartment after use.
This special edition I-Rub-My-Duckie comes in a snap top case decorated like a treasure chest, with a plush satin lined interior fitted to Mr. Duckie.
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