I rub my duckie pirate - discreet vibrator by Big Teaze Toys - review by TheSlyFox

Argg! I Lub My Duckie!

This is a great little duck. He's very powerful for his size, though the controls are a bit hard to use and his hat rips easily if you put it on a bit rough or if it just lays around. If you are a collector of ducks like I am, he's a must have. If you are just looking for a powerful clit vibrator, look at another toy.
He's adorable! Good vibrations.
His hat rips easily. Controls are a bit hard to use.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


To me, the best use for this vibrator is clitoral stimulation, as he is a bit wide to go inside; though you can fit his tail inside nicely. The areas it stimulates are the clitoris and you can also use it as a massager to massage your tired limbs or just rub him on your nipples! This toy would work for anyone, but if you have a clit of steel, I recommend you look elsewhere. The best situation to use this duckie (that I have found) is in the tub after a long hard day of work; he is very helpful!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

When I first got my Duckie out of his box he didn't have too bad of a smell; just a very light one. His touch is very silky and well, he doesn't have a taste! The bit of texture on his tail doesn't seem to add too much extra stimulation, but it does help. The texture would be more for beginners.
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I actually do like the design; since I'm a collector of duckies (vibrating and non vibrating). His shape is Duck like and I love the fact that he has a removable hat. His vibrations are felt best in his tail, though he vibrates all over. He could use a more tapered tail for more on-spot vibrations. He is a beginner toy, but I couldn't resist his cuteness! He is very hidable since he looks like any other normal duck on the market; just cooler. He could come on a trip with you, but that doesn't mean leave him laying around anywhere.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This duckie's controls are a bit hard to use since they don't stick out much. This is the little duckie that could though, and he vibrates better then I thought he would. The vibrations are located in his tail I assume, since that is where I can feel them the best. He'd be a better toy if his controls weren't so hard to turn on or off in a hurry. He's decently loud; you can hear him well if it is quiet, but if you have a fan on or the door shut you will have no problem. He is waterproof and did very well inside the water but he did get some water in his battery compartment that almost made him die, but thankfully I got it out quick enough. Though, he's not very fun in the non-sexual way since he tips over easily.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

This toy is very easy to take care of; just wash him with some soap and water. I like to store him in the box he came with, but he could be kept on the ledge of your tub or a shelf (or wrapped in a towel). He is made of Phthalate free PVC, which is compatible with water and silicone based lubricants.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


This toy came packaged in a cute pirate box (with velvety lining!) that was inside of another box with a few directions on it. There was a user's instructions manual included, but since there was no section for "english" it wasn't very helpful. The package can be reused as a storage box!
    • Good for storage
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

This duck does require a screw driver to get into his battery compartment, but you can use your nails or a butter knife.
Follow-up commentary
After two months, and plenty of uses in the tub, this little duckie is still going strong!! He's still one of my favorite bath time toys.
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  • sktb0007
    When you say he tips over easily, do you mean when you place him on a flat surface (like the side of the bathtub, etc)? Thanks for the review!!
  • Danielle1220
    Great review!
  • TheSlyFox
    @Sktb0007, No, I mean in the water, he doesn't like to float very well... heh.
  • Bignuf
    How cute...thanks for the review!!!
  • Miss Anonymous
    Thanks for taking the time to share this review with us
  • jenn g
    thanks, he's cute!
  • Peggi
    I really want to get all of the duckies they have here. If for nothing else, the novelty! I am a bit of a power queen, but they are oh so cute!!!
  • Lindsey123
    I want to start a collection of these!
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  • LilLostLenore
    Its so cute
  • tlaskowski
    i would like to try one. but Im not sute if the sound could wake up kids in next room?
  • faust
    nice review!
  • Katelyn
    I love these ducks but I am concerned about the vibrations being to small. Thanks for the review : )
  • geliebt
    Thanks for reviewing!
  • MeliPixie
    Thanks for sharing, I'm not personally worried about the power in this guy... My boyfriend loves pirates AND collects rubber ducks, and I'm SO getting this for him!
  • Iron Man
    Thanks for the review.
  • Do emu
    This is really cute! I want one.
  • Rhiulan
    Thanks for the great review!
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    Thank you for the review.
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    Thanks for the review
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