Purely for novelty's sake
This duckie is super cute and the idea of it is awesome. Execution isnt so great. It's really noisy but surprisingly weak. The controls are too inconviently placed and it is just plain ineffective in providing the clitoral stimulation I was looking for. Definitely cute and a novelty vibe, but not worth purchasing if you're buying for the purpose of sexual satisfaction.
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Pros
ADORABLE, Easily hidden
Cons
Useless when it comes to stimulation, inconvenient controls, NOISY
So, first off, you've gotta admit that this little guy is cute! It looks just like a real rubber duckie that we had in our baths as kids and, unless picked up, no one will ever be able to tell the difference. They have several different styles and kinds in the Rub My Duckie line (I have the junior travel size duck in just a normal yellow), and I've got to say that even if it wasn't for the uselessness of this toy, I'd be tempted to buy one in every style. There is a plain duckie, a pirate duckie, a pink Paris duckie (complete with feather boa!), and a bondage duckie. There are two sizes: regular and travel/junior size. The regular duckie is much larger with 3 speeds, whereas the junior duckie only has one. The regular duckie also has a different method of control than the travel size, so keep in mind that my review is for the travel size and I don't have personal experience with the regular one (although I've heard that the problems are consistent between the two sizes).
The unfortunate thing about the duckie is that it is quite obviously a toy better made for show and visual admiration than for getting off. There is only one speed and the controls are really inconveniently placed as a turn switch on the bottom of the toy. This makes sense, seeing as how the whole point is to make the toy inconspicuous and the inconvenience of the control is because it's located on the bottom where it can't be seen.
I have the travel size and it's pretty ineffective, but I can't imagine the larger size with 3 speeds is really any better. I'm not particularly sensitive, but I don't require super strong vibration either, and this toy just didn't do it for me. It might be better suited to beginners; it's also cute and might make the idea of using a vibrator a little less intimidating to someone who's never used one before. The vibration is centered around the beak and tail and this design just doesn't seem to work. Orgasming with this thing seems like more work than it's worth. The vibrations could/should be stronger (especially for how much noise it makes!) and the shape of a duck is sadly just not made to stimulate the female body - at least in my opinion.
Good side is that it's easily cleaned and batteries tend to last a while, but overall I just can't recommend it.
The unfortunate thing about the duckie is that it is quite obviously a toy better made for show and visual admiration than for getting off. There is only one speed and the controls are really inconveniently placed as a turn switch on the bottom of the toy. This makes sense, seeing as how the whole point is to make the toy inconspicuous and the inconvenience of the control is because it's located on the bottom where it can't be seen.
I have the travel size and it's pretty ineffective, but I can't imagine the larger size with 3 speeds is really any better. I'm not particularly sensitive, but I don't require super strong vibration either, and this toy just didn't do it for me. It might be better suited to beginners; it's also cute and might make the idea of using a vibrator a little less intimidating to someone who's never used one before. The vibration is centered around the beak and tail and this design just doesn't seem to work. Orgasming with this thing seems like more work than it's worth. The vibrations could/should be stronger (especially for how much noise it makes!) and the shape of a duck is sadly just not made to stimulate the female body - at least in my opinion.
Good side is that it's easily cleaned and batteries tend to last a while, but overall I just can't recommend it.
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We're sorry you found the Pirate to be not up for the job of plundering your treasure lol. Could you tell us please for comparison what the vibration would be compared to? Would you say it was the equivalent of a AAA battery operated bullet? Or weaker?
The product is a dual pressure point massager and can be used to stimulate larger areas and pin point smaller ones. If you take two Duckies and run them around a woman's breast they will stimulate her entire chest region.
I have the Paris Duckie. I use her as a trigger point massager and she's amazing for that but I, alas, am a Hitachi gal so Paris is more of a body massager for my relaxation or 'partner assistant' rather than a direct clit massager. Oh and i love that i can lay under the hot bath water with her submerged, clenched between my legs and just relax...
And contrary to your thought, Duckie is designed to and has gotten tens of thousands of women off all around the world, even though you weren't one of them, hopefully you can still relegate him to deck duty for a little neck massage at shower time
All my best,
Tyler