Kong the realistic – vibrating life-like kong dong

That hair makes me laugh.

the pubes are wicked weird

hair

Oh my, that's big. The tuft of hair creeps me out.

That is huge!

interesting

weird

A little too real looking for me.

Another toupée? Ick.

oo

The hair turns this toy from neutral to creepy. D:

eww

Wonderful!

Hair looks like a gross comb-over.

not liking the hair..

The hair is kinda gross.

That hair is just too much!

So awesome

Ahhh! The hair!

The "pubes" look like a toupee

Leaving Love- I am at total agreement with you

no no no gross lol

Just got this baby a few days ago and decided to try a 2nd attempt taking on this king kong of cock. When ordering it I thought I wanted more... to have that fulfilling fullness from a huge thick meaty dick in my va-jayjay but darn this cock is too big for my comfort... I only managed to get it halfway in only. As much as I tried lube and relaxing, my va-jayjay was just not giving in. I thought that after have 2 babies (the 2nd being a 9 pounder) that it'll be easier. Guess I was wrong... murhh.... So while it was halfway in I tried several positions to try to cum but was not able to... the fit was too tight and uncomfy... Finally after using my well trusted homegirl, the Hitachi Wand I was able to climax. Since I had a huge vibrating cock inside and with the strong and loving help of the Hitachi my clit, I was able to have a huge ass orgasm which I can't remember the last time having. When it time to clean up, there was a little blood... and my poor va-jayjay was sore. I'm thinking about giving this baby to a friend who might really appreciate a real big fat vibrating cock. It was nice while I tried but I'm thinking about downgrading to a more comfy fit. Good luck boys and girls =D

uuggghhhhhh!!! nasty!!!

Is it just me, or is that little patch of pubes just hilariously gross?

the hair makes it look like a gag gift

The hair makes it look frightening!

I dont to much like the hair..

The 'hair' can't be sanitary.

God that hair kills me lolol!

pubes be looking real lol

Hah, this looks like something out of an old 70's hustler cartoon. Definitely lose the hair, yuck.

The pubes look like a toupee not realistic I think Id remove the "hair" but this thing is big n looks like fun.

I think that hair is super creepy

the hair is odd

still creeped out by the hair!

*adds to wish list* This looks like something I definitely need to have!

Realistic!

I would enjoy this product however not sure if the hair is really what I want, kinda freaks me out.

The hair is just creepy!

This is nice! want

looks like i might have to buy this

I like the nice girthy size but not sure about the ultra-real looks of this one.

Added to wishlist. I want this one!

I wants..

My boyfriend surprised me with this monster because he knows how much I desire having a large cock filling my pussy (he's so understanding). When I opened it I got a huge smile on my face and a twinkle in my eye. I couldn't wait to get that beautiful cock inside me so he warmed me up with a good licking. When I couldn't stand it any longer, he began to slowly insert the massive head into my aching pussy. I asked if he thought it would fit, which caused us both to chuckle. It felt so good as it entered and began filling evey inch of my hungry pussy. He turned on the vibe and began licking me while thrusting it as deep as it would go. I was in heaven and before I knew it exploded into the first of 4 earth shattering orgasms. The way it stretched and filled my pussy created the most amazing feelings. The visual stimulation was also exciting as we both enjoyed watching my pussy gobble up this massive cock. I highly recommend Kong for those women wanting to be totally filled.

I really love this toy, its so filling and feels so good! its not an overly firm toy so there is no painful harshness to it. i cannot say enough good things about this toy! And the vibrations are amazing on high its strong enough you feel it through your entire body, NO JOKE no exaggeration. i may have to get another one as a back up in case this one dies, i dont think i could ever be without it. it feels so real, this thing is amazing and one of my favorites!

We have a few of the DOC JOHNSON products. Most sizes actually. My wife loves this dildo, but only on special occasions. We found the discrepancy to be in the difference of circumference somewhere in the middle of the shaft - it starts out real thick which takes us a while to get in a feel comfortable with and then thins out somewhere in the middle. If it were even throughout she would be able to enjoy this BIG BOY much more. As of now we are limited to keeping half of it in (fatter half) or filling her with the entire thing and only pulling out half way (before the hump). The ability to go FULL length thrusting has not worked with us on this toy. However, it is still a great toy and is HUGE and FILLING as advertised. I love seeing her enjoy him on those wild nights!

After some of the reviews i was afraid to get this to try for fear it might be too big. well undoubtedly i am a bit bigger than my husband or i thought. i told him jokingly i was going to buy this, and said "honey there is no way that will fit". so he even doubted me. its a tight fit for him to get in. much less something an little bit bigger.

Well i got it today and let me tell you i dont know if its because he has been out of town for a while or what but i TOOK every single inch of kong and wanted more! My husband is out of town a lot and i went on vacation and needed a toy (forgot to pack one!!!!!)

granted now i was soaking from just thinking about getting the box open and seeing my new friend,so that may have helped ;)

so here we go the pro's are this thing is AWESOME! i cannot get enough of it, its very filling without any pain at all, and as i said before i am tight.

the vibrations are pretty intense for a dong this size. i was shocked at how well it went all through the dong.

it looks amazing! feels really good too! this is my favorite by far (for the next couple of months anyway ;)


Cons

its not so much a con as a little annoyance its very limber, its not rigid at all which is great but not so great. i tried to mount it to the wall at first and it was hard to get it to go in, NOW granted i was in a big hurry! eventually i just stuck him to the floor and went to town on it! one of us fucked the other silly just not sure who did who yet LOL

like i said depending on your preference that is the only drawback i found to kong and i can work with that!

in MY opinion Kong is not a "massive" dildo. BAM is a massive dildo. Kong is a pleasantly chunky little fellow who feels fantastic!

My boyfriend and I decided to spice up our sex life a bit and this was his first choice of toys we have ever tried together. I have had many vibratorsin my life, but this is by far the BEST I have ever owned!! When it arrived and I took it out of the package, I was a bit intimidated at first because it is so large, but had to see for myself just how great this could be. I am here to tell you it is AWESOME!!! I lubed up good and eased it in at first. It went fairly easy so I eased it in a little more and the sensation was great that I just sat on it! Oh my gosh, what an amazing feeling! I have never had such a big cock before and it truly was sensational! The vibration drove me crazy, but it was a good crazy. It felt so real and so GOOD! I have never felt so full and it sent me over the moon in orgasmic pleasure. I have never in my life had such a powerful orgasm. After my orgasm I could barely walk my legs were shaking so much. My man is quite large in girth and length, but nothing can compare to the fullness of this monster cock. I am not one to make noise during sex, but I was moaning and screaming so loud. It just made me feel so good. This is truly an amazing product. It is a must have for all the ladies who have a larger man, but need a little more. You will NOT be disappointed with this cock.

Up to now, the largest vibrator I'd used had a 2" diameter, and I felt I was ready for a larger, so ordered Kong the Realistic and another that also was described as being 2.25" thick. I used the other last night, and it felt good; but this morning was the turn of Kong--and WOW! I put some lube on it first, tried to put it in, then put on more lube. Then I did manage to push it in, and I just lay there for several minutes, enjoying feeling really full for the first time in more months than I like to think of. Soon I decided it was time for the next step; so I began to move Kong in and out and I had much more of a reaction than I had expected. Three orgasms in 15 minutes and, for the first time in years, I found myself being really loud each time I came. Afterwards, I just didn't want to take it out, so I lay for a while enjoying feeling stretched--a good feeling, mixed with just a little bit of pain that added to the pleasure. (To change the subject slightly, I'd like to offer thanks to the people who advised using lots of lube and to those who said that the "hair" could easily be pulled out, because the hank of hair had put me off when I first saw the picture of Kong. And I'll echo Joe's wish that a slightly longer version of the same vibrator could be offered--another inch and it would be perfect!)

after my first first sex toy which was the Butterfly (something similar to the rabbit), I quickly figured out what I liked and disliked. I like it to feel real, I like the feeling of being full and i liked it to be able to be inserted deep inside. Kong is a great ride. it's girth is veryyyyyyyyyy thick so beginners be aware. i like big dicks so I thought i would be able to handle it immediately, however, i was wrong. it took me a week or two to master it. because of its vibration feature and suction cup(OMFG!!! a-may-ZING) this is officially my favorite toy. the only cons i have is that the material gives off a disturbing scent that gets into your clothes. i keep mine in my drawer and it makes my clothes smell like a weird rubber. Also, I wish it had a rotating feature :-( Other than that, Kong is magnificent. I want to try BAM next...lol wish me luck

My husband bought this for me and surprised me with it. I have used what I thought were large dildo's before but this one blew me away at it's size. It's huge! So thick that I just knew I'd never be able to get it in me. I've seen pictures of men with big dicks on the internet but I'd never seen anything look so thick.

The more I looked at it the hotter I got and I knew it was a lot larger than my husband's cock since he's somewhat small. He was excited at the idea of me taking this huge cock and I knew the idea of me fucking something much bigger than he is really turned him on.

I can now say that I've never had orgasms like I've had using this cock! It fills my pussy and stretches me to my limit but I love every second it's inside me. I can't seem to get enough now and I use it every chance I get. It's so thick that it gets my G spot every time and I can't tell you how good it feels. I've never had any better sex with a man. I always did love my husband but now I love him more for buying it for me!

To make a long story short...try it, you'll love it!

I bought this dildo on the recommendation of three of my firends. It scared me when I first saw it and I was afraid I couldn't take it because I've never had anything that big in me. Finally I got so hot just thinking about it that I had to try it.

I'm really tight and it took me a few minutes to get it inside me but once it went in, I went crazy. I've never had such a hard orgasm in my life and I've used many dildo's over the years and had several really large cocks in me.

It hits my G spot every time I use it and I've become a slut for it. My husband loves to watch me take it and jerks off watching. He says it's the biggest turn on he's ever had.

I use it every day now and soemtimes I cum just thinking about what it does to me. My friends say the same thing about theirs and one even says she sleeps with it in her at times so she can have orgasms all night long. I LOVE IT!

This monster was a gift, and when I opened the box I was VERY intimidated! There was a kind of fruity smell to it, but after cleaning it it went away. Also, the hair comes out very easly, all you have to do is pull gently. The first time I put it in me, I tore, but didn't give up. I added more oil, and turned up the vibe and took it all in over, and over, and over untill I came... I have never had a dick that big, but it felt so real and it gives a very intense orgasm! Also, the suction cup at the bottom is really good, it can take a good pounding from any angle and not fall off. AWESOME PRODUCT!

When Kong arrived I was so excited!!! I opened the box and my jaw hit the floor at it's massive size. The picture on the website doesn't do it justice.

When I was able to work it in (lube,lube,lube) I loved how full I felt. I didn't really care for the hair, so I pulled it out (really easy to do). The vibrations was not as strong as I would of liked, but it was okay.

This is definitely not for the timid, but if you're looking something thats really beefy then Kong is for you.

I had told my husband I wanted a larger dildo. My old vibrator, whil enice, was a litle too slender. When my husband bought this my first reaction was "gross". It seemed just too big. But after I tried it, I fell in love with it. It is VERY big so its best used with a lubricant or a condom. But I've never felt so full and I love the way it splits me open. I fuck myself with it a lot and my husband loves ot watch.

I worked my wife up to Kong by getting her used to a jelly dildo 8" x 2". When I pulled this fat thick cock out she was angry and said no way. She claims that this is too big for her but she grabs a vibe and starts rubbing her clit with it. I'll lube up Kong and slowly push the fat head into her pussy and she always say's "let me do it". Ater a while she starts pushing more and more of this thick cock into her until it's almost all of the way in her. Soon enough she starts riding her hips up and down on it while I hold Kong. She holds the vibe on her hard clit and her face & teeth start to clentch and tighten as she cums all over the huge dick. I'll usually be jacking my cock and will shoot a load of cum all aorund her pussy and ass. This is a great dildo and I love "forcing her to use it" LOL

I purchased this toy for my significant other, and was met with much reservation. She was angry that I would even think of subjecting her to this thick monster. She slipped up though, and I could see a longing in her eye that I hadn't seen before. The sounds that she made were absolutly incredible. Kong showed my ladie that thick is mmmmm mmmm good, and I've been treasuring her enjoyment from Kong since. This is a MUST buy. You won't regret it!!!!!!!!! Strong Vibe, and not too loud!!!

Definately realistic looking! Loved the size, It was perfect for me. Has a strong vibration that works great. I wish it was a little lighter in weight for times when I don't want to mount & ride it. The new rubber smell threw me off at first, even after I cleaned it a couple times. Although once I got going, I didn't notice the smell at all. Overall, it is my favorite so far, and has become my new best friend!

My boyfriend brought this monster home with a strap on harness so that he could f**k me with it. At first I was intimidated, but after a few glasses of wine I was taking it all the way in. It stretches my pussy like nothing ever has and it is great to see the look on his face while he f**ks me to an orgasm!

I'm bi-sexual. And, boy---this feels really great!!!! This is truly the best realistic, vibrating dildo I've bought yet. (I'm truly addicted to it!!!) I'm 5'7" and can take every inch of this so deep into my ass and it feels so good. I love riding it at least 2 hours per day!!! I wish this same dildo was offered in 1-3 inches longer!!!