Kong the realistic vibrator - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by Fullbeauty

Kong the realistic vibrator

Realistic vibrator with suction cup by

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That's a whole lot of dong!

I did enjoy this toy, however it's not on my regular list of go-to toys. It's a bit too large for regular use, but can still be fun to play with occasionally. The realistic feel of this toy can be a nice stand-in for the real thing. My biggest complaint is the rubber material, however, since it's really not one of the safest out there.
Realistic, strong vibrations
Very large girth, rubber is not the best substance
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Well, I suppose there are many uses for this vibrator. However, I found it most useful for external play, as it's a bit too large for me to insert. I know some other reviewers have used it internally, I simply found it a bit too daunting. It would have required a large amount of lubricant that I was not interested in using.

Main thing: this is definitely not a toy for beginners!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

This particular vibrator is made of rubber, giving it a bit of a smell. It wasn't too terribly strong, but I did notice it. I enjoyed the veined texture of it, as it feels very much like a real penis.

Since this item is made of rubber, it should not be shared unless you use a condom with it. Rubber is very porous and cannot be sterilized easily, especially since this particular toy is not waterproof.
    • Bumpy
    • Light odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

This vibrator is 9 inches long, with 6 1/2 inches being insertable. While this is a nice length, the girth is what really made me feel a bit overwhelmed. The circumference is 7 1/4 inches, with a 2 1/4 inch diameter. This makes it an item for more advanced users. It says that it is molded from a pornstar cock, making it larger than the average penis. The balls and pubic hair are a fun addition.

The fact that this looks just like a real penis make it a very difficult toy to hide. It also means that it is not discreet, or really very suitable for travel.
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The uniqueness of this toy comes from the fact that it is a dildo with a vibrating mechanism built in. The vibrations originate at the tip of the toy, and they travel quite well through the rubber, making the whole toy vibrate nicely. The controls are attached by a 24 inch long wire, which can be either very convenient or a huge annoyance as it can get tangled easily. The vibrations are nice and strong, controlled by a simple dial. I didn't even feel the need to turn it all the way up to full blast! It's not too noisy, so it could be used under the covers with the doors shut with no real worry.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

I use the Edenfantasys toy wipes to clean this, as I find that to be easiest. However, you can use your favorite toy cleaner, or simply soap and water. If using soap and water, be sure not to submerge the battery pack in the water, as this will damage it.

As I mentioned earlier, rubber is not meant to be shared without the use of a condom because it is porous. It is also compatible with both silicone and water based lubricants.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
To be completely honest, as fun as this toy can be, it's not one for regular use. It's enjoyable for a one-off time stretching things out, or spicing things up a bit in a relationship. Otherwise, it's really just a bit too big for regular use. Plus, with the difficult maintenance, it's a pain to take care of when clean up time comes around.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • charmedtomeetyou
    Thanks for sharing. I find the addition of pubic hair odd...but to each their own!
  • Lioncub
    The hair is a bit weird, thanks for sharing your results with this toy.
  • OH&W, Lovebears
    Agreed. for large ones like this , need to be in the mood for that really filled sensation.
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