Kong the realistic vibrator - realistic vibrator with suction cup by Doc Johnson - review by Boobs and Lubes

Kong the realistic vibrator

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Kong...It's a lot of Dong

Is Kong the best Dong? It wasn't for us, but it was still a whole lot of fun. It would be great to see something like this in Vixskin or dual intensity silicone.
Size, good vibrations, realistic, quiet and has a suction cup.
Cheesy hair, strong smell initially,control pack and rubber materiel.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Kong is a VERY realistic vibrating dildo, down to the pubic hair. It's obvious redeeming quality is the monstrous size of it, coming in at 9"(6.5 insert-able)and a 2.25" circumference. It's also unique in that it's a dildo that has a vibrating feature.

This is not our first big toy, but it's surely the most realistic in appearance. The motor is located towards the tip of the shaft, providing good vibrations throughout the toy. The rubber material does carry the vibrations throughout the whole toy down to the balls. That being said; internally it's difficult to feel vibrations with full penetration. This is most likely due to personal makeup, but it's worth noting.

In the description of the toy, it states "this vibrating adult toy is perfectly suited for vaginal or anal play whether you are a seasoned veteran or a curious beginner." Well, that may not be entirely true. It's massive girth may leave some beginners begging for mercy, and only the most advanced anal size queens would be able to wrangle Kong's dong in to their bum.

There was a relatively strong rubber smell when first unleashing the beast from the package which depicted city folk running for their lives from the monster within, justifiably so. It would be a good idea to let Kong air out before use if that bothers you. We have had him for 3 weeks and the smell has dissipated, so that shouldn't hold you back.

We have provided a photo comparison to our other 9" toys, as you can see Kong is clearly the fattest. Copy and paste this link to view;


You will also note the scared townsfolk running for their lives on the package...too funny!

Material / Texture

Kong is made of rubber, not exactly the safest materiel on the scale and it's porous. Anal users should keep that in mind if the toy is to be shared, or if your planning on penetrating more than one orifice. The toy doesn't lend itself to traditional means of sterilization as it is not waterproof(no boiling or dishwasher). Toy cleaner and using a condom may be the best way to get years of healthy use out of Kong. The give in the materiel is good, not too hard or soft, it's consistency is uniform throughout, and it warms up nicely and retains it's heat well. It does bend but it's not squishy.

For EF's breakdown of the saftey of rubber follow this link;

    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

Kong's specs are hard to wrap your head around, it's easily the biggest in our collection. The head is very prominent and the ridge around the head could be a good source of G-spot stimulation. It's immensely filling, and has a suction cup in case you want to go hands free. It's pretty heavy(2 lbs.) and with the size factor, it can become difficult to position this while holing on to the balls. The suction cup makes it usable on any flat and smooth surface. We found it to be a challenge to find a comfortable position that includes a hard surface, but if you have any ideas let us know. The veined texture was imperceptible and did not factor into playtime.

The controls are located on a separate pack that takes 2 AA batteries. This is a wired toy, which is usually a detractor for us.

Your not going to get this thing through customs without some looks, no discretion here, it is realistic after all.
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The control pack comes with a 24" wire which is enough to use comfortably, we do find it gets in the way and some times can get tangled up on a leg. The vibrations are controlled on a dial and the strongest ones are intense, we used it on 50% and increased it to 75%. It had enough vroom to spare, and it was very quiet. The vibrations were uniform even when a lot of pressure was applied to it. The dial is sensitive so if you bump in to it, it will change. This product also comes in not vibrating versions.

Care and Maintenance

We used soap and water to clean this, taking care not to submerge the control pack. You could also use a toy cleaner. The package did not come with any storage solution, the manufacturer recommends you store it in a condom. Rubber is compatible with silicone and water lubes.


We mentioned packaging in the "use" portion, it's a fun box. It's nice to see a sense of humor from a toy maker. There are no instructions, but here's a shot; 1.remove from package 2.pray for forgiveness 3.lubricate everything in site 4.cram in to your vagina 5.cum 6.rinse and repeat
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

This is the U.S.A., we love big. There's the Big Mac, Big Lots and even Big time rush. We invented big, so if your a fan of big than your going to love Kong.

He says;there's something hot about watching your partner being pleasured, for us the big toys create a "wow" factor, and the big realistic toys create a "holy shit look at my wife getting fucked by that giant cock" factor. If your a little self conscious about your size, and get easily intimidated, your going to want to stay away. The show she put on with Kong was fantastic, it parted her like I have never seen before. Seeing her ride it was a highlight.

I had no problem manscaping this toy for her, it came out really easy and didn't leave anything behind. I love this toy for her, but there's no way your getting that thing near my ass.

She says; I usually like external stimulation but sometimes it's nice to change things up. This filled me to where I could feel it rubbing up against the walls. It was fun and felt good. The "realistic" hair looked cheesy, that part had to go.


Kong did a great job, and provided a very filling feeling. It was fun to rub it on the outside, and the vibrations were strong. It was a little hard to feel the vibrations when fully inserted and the two times we used it we ended up having sex to finish/orgasm.

It's really big and can get tricky trying to hold on to it for long periods of time. I did try and lay on it using the bed for resistance but it didn't work for long before it got out of position. We will use this plenty, it won't be the go to toy but we didn't intend for it to be. Rubber is a decent materiel, but it's not our favorite. We still need to find a way of using the suction cup, while still being comfortable(bed or chair).

If we could give this 4 1/2 stars we would, the texture could be a little better if it was a higher quality silicone or Vixskin.
Follow-up commentary
We don't use Kong anymore. While it's a great dong; we just prefer 100% silicone for it's texture. The vibrations are great, albeit buzz-y. It does real well on battery consumption, it's always good to remove them when not in use. Kong, we will always remember you...farewell.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Lucky21
    Wow! I new this thing was big, but WOW! The comparison pic is awesome.
  • Boobs and Lubes
    It's a beast! ty for taking the time and checking it out
  • ToyingCouple
    Nice review! That hair is disgusting and agree that it has to be quickly cut off.
  • Boobs and Lubes
    ty toying, it pulled right out. I manscape my junk so making Kong match was fast and easy.
  • Lucidity
    This thing terrifies me. Thanks for the review!
  • jeangel246
    Thanks for the review
  • Boobs and Lubes
    ty for reading it everyone.
  • Tart
    Very good review!
  • Nazaress
    Great review!
  • Nazaress
    And I agree the hair is cheesy. It's so weird-looking!
  • Lock
    Amazing review, good to know the hair is removable. Thank you.
  • Nirelan
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  • CuteDee
    Great review! Thanks!! = )
  • MistressDandelion
    Thanks for reviewing
  • brevado
    Good review. Thanks!
  • vanilla&chocolate
    Thanks for the review...I agree that the hair is cheesy!
  • Tammy Hite
    great review
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