Johnny – ultra realistic ballsy dong that can be attached to your harness

Customer comments

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  Ronn

   
  Nice looking and easy to clean, but too stiff for my ass and so thick I can't get it down my throat for the Deep Throat experience I crave. I'd like one thinner and longer and not so thick. Probably just right for a loose cunt.
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  Yup

   
  My gf loves it, I purchased the Mustang which she said felt to soft and was not thick enough so I returned it and got the Johnny. She loves it. Great firmness. Wish it was a bit longer though
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  anonymous

   
  I think the properties tab on this web page are a bit off. it says this cock is flexible, its not, its hard as a rock, you cannot bend it, or wiggle is around like the rubber ones. Its silicone, its for pure wild nights of straight f'ing. Johnny is 6" in circumference. Its for a size queen. I don't know what I was thinking. It is not my forte.
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  DRoseDARs

   
  Johnny is my third dildo: My first silicone, preceded by two CyberSkins; I'll be tossing them both in favor of silicone and other non-porous in the future. The pictures really don't do justice to just how big he is. Took some getting used to and a lot of lube, so as others have mentioned this one is definitely not for anal beginners or at the very least, make sure your anus is well-relaxed. Jumping this bone with reckless abandon from the crack of the starter's pistol is not advised. As I don't have a vagina, I can't judge from that perspective but I suspect you still wouldn't want to make any sudden movements around this beast. There was a barely-noticeable smell and when I did notice it it wasn't offensive or off-putting. There was no taste; he has great texture and firmness. Insertable length-wise, I would have liked him to be a bit shorter (Johnny Jr perhaps?) because sometimes things get messy if you're not careful and/or go too deep, but for you Johnny I'll be a size queen. I rated this a four star instead of a five star because of the lack of a suction cup and/or a space for an insertable bullet vibe (having both would make Johnny (and Johnny Jr, hint hint) tre magnifique). Doing a reacharound on his balls just to hold him in place while riding this big boy and keeping my balance at the same time is awkward; the vibe would be just for fun, but he really needs a suction cup. I'm looking at the Goodfella for my next purchase, so maybe Johnny Jr (hint, hint again) could also have a nice pair of fully-developed balls instead of the somewhat creepy half balls all the other dildos on the market seem to have, including Johnny.
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  Wish it were bigger!!

   
  I purchased this dildo for my wife expecting it to be bigger, a new toy that would rock her world. Guess I was wrong. She is more of a size queen than I had expected. I got it out for her as a surprise, her thinking it was our other dildo. She never noticed the difference. Don't get me wrong, she did enjoy it, like she did the other, but I was hoping she would notice the bigger girth. Oh well, should have got the Outlaw, I guess. Anyway, it is a great feeling dildo, very real like. It has great firmness, which she did like, and would probably be great for the novice user. If I would have got this a few years ago, prior to her having a couple of kids, it would be perfect for her.
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  badinfluencegirl

   
  oh man! this dildo arrived in my toybox a long time ago but i never had the nerve to try it because it's size scared me... and then the other day i finally got horny enough to try it and wow. lots of lube and a condom to help it along and in it slid and happy was i. this dildo is amazing and it feels fantastic but is NOT for the inexperienced or faint of heart. it's freaking huge... but sooooo good.
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  EdenFantasys Product Specialist

   
  Thank you for all of your imput on this product! We have re-measured this dildo in an effort to give our customers the most accurate information possible. The Johnny -is- quite a big boy; he's perfect for anyone experienced with larger dildos that's looking for an impressive girth on a silicone toy!
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  unsatisfied

   
  Don't let it fool you, it says its 1.75" thick. Its not I measured it, it is 2" thick from the head to the mid shaft, then it widens to 2¼" thick at its base around the neck from the head. This thing is too thick for a beginner or even an intermediate. Much more for advanced users.
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  anonymous

   
  Be sure you're experienced to use this dildo for anal pleasure... 5 1/2'' of circumference, it's hot !