Johnny - realistic dildo discontinued by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by thepaintedbird

I've had my Johnny for a few months now, and I've waited to write a review because I wanted to get nice and comfortable with him first!

The packaging was quite simple, and I don't recall an offending odor of any sort. Upon opening my new toy, I was a bit intimidated by the size. It is large and in charge! Johnny is 7 inches long, with 6 1/4 inches insertable, and damn near 2" thick! Originally, my heart was set on the black model, but when purple came back in stock, I couldn't wait any longer, so I went for it! It really is a beautiful shade of purple.

There is nice detail throughout the entire toy; the head, shaft, and balls have wonderful details, from the veins to the curve of the head. Vixen Creations has nailed it. The flexibility of this toy is also perfect. It is firm but not stiff, and flexible but not floppy. Something else I have noticed about Johnny is that the bottom of his balls have a very slight amount of suction; so if you want to ride him on the floor or on the edge of he bathtub, you've got some leverage on your side.

I have only used Johnny vaginally, but for those who would enjoy, this toy is safe for anal play because it has a flared base. Johnny is 100% silicone, which means it is extremely safe to use and easy to clean. You can use soapy water, toy cleaner, or boil it in water for 3-5 minutes. Be sure to clean your Johnny before and after each use, as well as when you share Johnny with a partner. Because Johnny is made of silicone, it cannot be used with silicone based lubricants. I have been using Astroglide naturals for some time now and highly recommend it.

Johnny is my second toy, the first being the amazing Roulette "All on Red". I have always wanted to experiment with larger toys, and so I'm glad that I decided to take a chance with Johnny, because goddamn is he great.

For my first time with such a big toy, It normally would have taken me a little while to get warmed up; but on this particular evening I was a few drinks in and decided that it was the perfect time to test him out. Johnny gave me exactly what I wanted: a full feeling, g-spot stimulation, and amazing orgasms with flushed cheeks, and skin chilled to the bone.

The last time I used Johnny was probably the greatest yet. My roommate was gone for a while, so knew that I had time to have some fun. I laid on my bed and spent a while teasing my clit and slowly getting myself ready for penetration. Wet and ready, Johnny slid in no problem. That first thrust past my g-spot always makes me flushed. Slowly working in and out, getting deeper with each thrust, I started to rub my clit in slow circles, and started thrusting harder, rubbing harder, and then slowly again to build up my climax. The harder and faster I fucked and rubbed myself, the more my breath shortened, heartbeat quickened, and my legs weakened. Multiple orgasms later, I laid motionless in my bed for about five or ten minutes. I think I might get him right now...

It's funny that I got a notification for a follow-up review today, because I just used Johnny earlier!

It has been a little while since we played, so at first glance I thought, "Oh shit, I forgot how big this thing is." After warming myself up with my Roulette, and a few squirts of lube later, I was throbbing and ready for Johnny. I like having two very different sex toys, because my Roulette (all on red) gives me strong vibes and a comfortable size, but Johnny makes me full, flush, and feverish. I always have strong orgasms with him and that is why he continues to be a part of my collection.