Johnny - realistic dildo by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by KrissyNovacaine


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Heeeeere's Johnny!

Johnny is an amazing silicone toy from Vixen. It's curved and flexible, so it will bend to anatomy comfortably which helps manage the girth that it brings. He is made from a soft silicone that will frustrate those that need firm pressure on g-spots. Overall, Johnny has a lot to offer, but he won't please everyone.
May not be firm enough for some
May be too girthy
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Johnny is a solid silicone dildo by Vixen Creations. I will admit that I am a Vixen fan girl, but this is my first one from them that isn't a dual density toy. I wasn't sure what to expect.

Johnny is a flexible dildo with a nice curve for g-spot stimulation. He can also be used anally if something of his girth is comfortable for you. His flexibility may make it a bit of a challenge for pegging, but it is safe because his testicles make a safe base.

I think that this is a great toy for those interested in working up to larger sizes. His silicone is rather forgiving on the body and very comfortable.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Vixen's silicone seems to run soft. Johnny is completely one type of silicone and not a dual density model. That being said, he is still very squishy and flexible. He doesn't apply firm pressure well due to this. This makes him a bit unsuited to stimulating g-spots that need firm pressure.

The only texture that this has is its realism. All the details were thought of. Every skin ridge is perfectly captured. The testicles have the right texture. Everything was captured perfectly.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

Johnny is absolutely realistic. Veins on the shaft, ridges for the head, and skin on the sac all make up all the little details that truly make this realistic. I got the black one because I prefer my toys not to be skin tone, and the black is true black.

Johnny has a very nice curve and he is a bit girthier around the head then any where else. I actually really like that because he nudges my g-spot quite naturally. I don't need a lot of force, but if you do, Johnny might disappoint due to his flexibility.

Johnny is about 6" in circumference which is about the right size for me, but others may find him challenging. His squishiness will make it a bit easier. He is a bit short for his girth, but, again, that's not a bad thing in my opinion. He's about 7" long with 6.5" of that being insertable.

Johnny isn't discreet. He's not going to fit in most purses and he looks like a penis. There is no getting around that.
    • Realistic


Johnny worked very well for me, but his flexibility did create issues with stimulating my g-spot. He still got me off, so I won't knock him for it. It just took a little more work.

He does fit nicely in my harness, but his flexibility makes him hard to use for anal play. It's not impossible, but a little harder.

Care and Maintenance

Silicone can only be used with water based lubricants and needs to be stored away from other toys. I can sew, so I made a little bag for this, but you can also purchase one or keep it in the original packaging.

As for cleaning this, the toy itself doesn't have too many deep crevices that make it hard to clean, but you will want to pay special attention to under the head and near the balls as fluids can build up there. I use a toy cleaner and warm water, but this can also be cleaned with soap and water, boiling it, throwing it in the top rack of the dishwasher, or wiping it with a 10% bleach solution.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean


Johnny came in a clear plastic clam shell that fits him perfectly. It's extremely sturdy and suited to being used as a more permanent storage option. In fact, the packaging recommends it. It also has all the care info for him and contact info for Vixen if you need to make use of the lifetime guarantee.

The packaging is simple, but effective. It's not great for gift giving, but it makes up for it in not being large or difficult to use.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
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  • Lildrummrgurl7
    Thanks for the review! That girth is just a little bit too much for me but Johnny sounds pretty great otherwise.
  • js250
    Thanks for the review, great job!
  • PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! How is the softness compared to the dual density? I just grabbed Maverick and have been dying to get my hands on the dual density Johnny, but am not sure if this would be just as good or if I should pay more for the other one.
  • dancingduo
    Thanks for the review!
  • edeneve
    thanks for the review. not sure about this one.
  • KrissyNovacaine
    @PropertyofPotter It's firmer, but still pretty soft. I would say it's a tad firmer than Tantus' Vip super soft.
  • brandi2009
    wish it was firmer.
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