Johnny - realistic dildo by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by biancajames

Johnny is the first silicone toy I ever bought---6 years ago! I am glad to see he is still popular as ever.

Johnny has followed me across five moves, and I'm still in love with him. He is possibly my longest-lasting sexual relationship, and we're still going strong! (And yes, I'm going to refer to this inanimate object with masculine pronouns because... this is LOVE, people.)

When I bought Johnny, I was looking for a silicone cock that I could wear in a harness, that was realistic and elegant, and big, though not ridiculously so. Yes, I am a bit of a size queen, and at 7" long and almost 2" thick, Johnny and I were love at first sight. I bought him in black silicone (this was before the VixSkin edition was released), because even though I love the realistic details---the pulled back foreskin, veined shaft, and textured balls---the realistic skin colors ick me out a little bit.

I must say that 6 years later, he has held up remarkably well. The only noticeable change is that the finish on his surface has gone from shiny/glossy to sort of matte---I assume from repeated use. No problems with lintiness, thankfully.

I love how full he makes me feel when inserted, and the slightly curved, ridged head is amazing for G spot stimulation. He feels equally awesome whether used for thrusting, or for practicing kegels. His weighty balls are great for using in a harness, but his base doesn't get in the way of a clitoral vibrator (I like to pair him with my Hitachi or Silver Bullet). And he looks seriously bad ass when worn in a harness, or even on the nightstand. I brought him with me on a recent trip to Europe, and my playmate couldn't keep his hands off him!

Because Johnny is silicone, he should not be used with silicone lubes. You can disinfect him with a soak in a 10% bleach solution, boiling, or by sticking him in the dishwasher (probably only if you're sharing him with a partner or switching between anal/vaginal use, though I am nowhere near hardcore enough to stick such a massive dildo up my butt). Otherwise, a good wash with soap and water will suffice (I like Dr. Bronner's Peppermint as a toy wash). One thing to watch out for is that crud easily accumulates in the ridges in the foreskin and balls, and it's gross. So take some time with those areas.

Otherwise, I cannot think of a more perfect toy for those who love a long, girthy dildo!

I posed with Johnny for a promotional picture for my blog, based on a shot of Grace Jones holding a gun from A View to a Kill. It turned out badass. You can see the picture here!

While Johnny does have some competition from the even girthier Maverick in my toy box, I'm never gonna give him up! I expect to spend many more happy years with Johnny!