Johnny - realistic dildo by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by Jimbo Jones


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Johnny Come Lately? She Sure Does!

Johnny is a spectacular 100% silicone realistic dildo from Vixen Creations. His stiffness in conjunction with his length, girth, and curve always keep my partner coming back for more. He's a little too big for my comfort anally, but other anal lovers might love his size there too. My partner is definitely glad he is in our collection.
100% silicone; Perfect length, girth, and curve for my partner
Too big for beginners; Vibration or suction cup would be nice
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
If you were to ask me before I met Johnny if I ever planned on inviting another man into my bedroom, my answer would probably have been an emphatic "no way!" That, of course, was before I was introduced to Johnny. Johnny isn't really another man, of course, but he has some of the great attributes of another man, without any of the baggage. Johnny is a beautifully-sculpted realistic dildo. He even has the balls attached.

Now, I have never been one for phallic worship, but when I first received Johnny, I opened the package and beheld his wonder. Johnny represents a new level of dildo for my wife and me as he represents the largest and only realistic dildo we have right now. An added bonus is that he is curved nicely to aid in g-spot and/or prostate stimulation. I was really happy with Johnny's level of quality and since this is our first Vixen Creations toy, I am pleased to see that several companies exist who produce high-quality silicone toys (Tantus and Happy Valley are two others).

Later, when we were free to bring Johnny out to play, I took the first turn with him. After some substantial warm up, I was finally able to take him anally, although due to his size, I didn't find him overly enjoyable, and it probably isn't something that I will do very often. After some appropriate clean-up, it was my wife's turn. She was hesitant at the time because she wasn't sure of a good position to use, but she thought that the stimulation was good and that he would probably be able to bring her to orgasm with a little work. However, since it was getting late, we set Johnny aside to work with another time.

Unbeknownst to me, she played with him by herself a couple of days later and was able to successfully bring herself to orgasm and was very pleased with the results. After that glowing endorsement, I was excited to give it another go with her. This time we did a lot of our "normal" stuff ahead of time so that both of us had already had an orgasm. I strapped Johnny on to penetrate her vaginally. Since she was already warmed up, we were able to find a good position quickly, and Johnny filled her up nicely allowing her to have an earth-shaking orgasm in short order.

In conclusion, I give Johnny a rating of 5 stars out of 5 because he is an amazing, well-constructed toy made of good material and an awesome size for my purposes. One small suggestion would be that Vixen Creations hollow him out a little bit so a bullet vibe could be inserted for people that like the vibration. Readers, please recognize that this toy is relatively large. I would hate to see some one spend the money for Johnny and not be pleased with the results because he was too large. Personally, I thought Johnny was spectacular.
After my partner’s glowing endorsement, I was excited to give Johnny another go with her. This time we did a lot of our “normal” stuff ahead of time so that both of us had already had an orgasm. I inserted Johnny into our harness and put it on to penetrate her vaginally. Since she was already warmed up, we were able to find a good position quickly, and Johnny filled her up nicely allowing her to have an earth-shaking orgasm in short order.
Follow-up commentary
Johnny has seen many dildos come and many dildos go, but he is still probably my partner's absolute favorite. With that diameter that really fills her up and that stiffness and curve that just hits the g-spot over and over and over again, she can't ride Johnny for long before she reaches her orgasm.

I decided I wanted to see if I could alter Johnny by drilling a hole in the base to allow for insertion of a bullet or suction cup, but the drill went a little awry and we ended up with a small hole in the side of Johnny near the base. It hasn't been a problem so far, but we might need to replace him eventually. He is definitely worth replacing, however, so when it's time we will take that plunge. Until then, she'll continue riding Johnny to her heart's content.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Sir
    Glad to hear that you liked him! I'm planning on buying this guy, too.
  • Jimbo Jones
    Yes, Sir, his girth and curve still make him one of my partner's favorite toys. Well worth the price of admission.
  • Is there any smell or (more importantly) taste to Johnny? I'm looking to buy one of these for my girlfriend to replace the cheapo one we have now (Doc Johnson Classic Jelly 8 inch). This seems to be pretty comparable in size, but the main reason we want to replace it is because of the awful smell and terrible taste.
  • Jimbo Jones
    @Mike M - As with most quality silicone toys, Johnny has very little taste or odor of any kind to him. Those taste and odor problems with less expensive materials are caused by off-gassing of chemical softeners that are not used with 100% silicone. You can proceed with the purchase secure in the knowledge that he will not have the awful smell and terrible taste of your Doc Johnson Classic Jelly 8 inch.
  • Madeira
    Lovely review as usual, thank you
  • Jimbo Jones
    You are welcome, Madeira. Your compliment is very nice, thank you.
  • Nobodygirl
    Excellent review!
  • Jimbo Jones
    Thank you very much, cornice.
  • blah :)
    very nice,thank you!
  • Jimbo Jones
    You are welcome, blah . By the way, if it was very nice, why the somewhat useful rating?
  • pinkzombie
    Nice review!
  • Jimbo Jones
    Thank you for the compliment, pinkzombie!
  • Neurogasm
    Nice review! Man, the more reviews I read of this one, the more I want it.
  • Jimbo Jones
    Thank you for the compliment, Neurogasm. Johnny is a pretty amazing dildo. I think if I had it to do over again, I might get the Vixskin version, but either way Johnny is awesome.
  • MR Chickhabit
    sorry to hear about the drilling mishap, vixen is such a wonderful material and i'll bet the reason it slipped was because it was soo soft after you broke through the harder core?
  • Jimbo Jones
    I appreciate the condolences, MR Chickhabit. Actually, I have the regular silicone version of the Johnny, not the Vixskin one, so the whole thing is the same density so it wasn't a harder core issue that caused the problem. I think I was just a little too over zealous.
  • pixxie87
    great review
  • Jimbo Jones
    Thanks for the compliment, myscreenname.
  • Falsepast
    I agree, a suction cup would be good with this
  • Jimbo Jones
    It's good to know that there are like-minded individuals out there, comatose-kitty. Thanks for sharing.
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