Toy snobs want the best of the best. We turn our noses up at low quality materials, unattractive designs, and fails in the function department. We have high standards and only the most outstanding of the bunch win our approval.
The products featured in this store have undergone rigorous (and highly pleasurable) tests and thorough inspections. Each comes stamped with the toy snob seal of approval.
Kama Sutra massage candle
$18.99 Fantastic scent and glorious performance.
Magic Wand Original
$59.99 The Hitachi is a classic. It's like the tsunami of vibrators.
$17.49 $24.99 Beautiful blue glass. This G-spot dildo will rock your currents.
$111.19 $138.99 Classy form and brilliant function.
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Under sex all is posible
Let the animal out.
I'm a proud member of the 3H Club...Happy, Healthy and Horny!
You can talk to me. I don't bite. Well... Not unless I know you and you tell me to.
Hey there. Are you about to rate my review without reading it? Do me a favor and don't.
Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly. Anonymous.
Married not dead ;P
My sex is mine
Use my code XWH for 15% off your order!
If it feels good... do it... better yet do it with someone else. :)
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
May the force be with you.
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