Porn Club discussion - Wednesday, December 1st @ 8pm: The Official Friday the 13th Parody and Lip Service

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Porn Club discussion - Wednesday, December 1st @ 8pm: The Official Friday the 13th Parody and Lip Service

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Contributor: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Jason whoa, wait, I got a question (from a distance)!

Why did you write Mommy in blood on your walls? Wouldn't that make your mother angry, who do you think washes those walls!
You know... just to represent!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Love Buzz Love Buzz
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
Jason was already dead. So I imagine he can't be killed again by cock removal.
but maybe having his cock chopped stops him from murdering with the flesh eating jizz
12/01/2010
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
Jason was already dead. So I imagine he can't be killed again by cock removal.
Good point!
12/01/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
Yes, but I wasn't sure. I'm checking now. I thought in the scene with Asa she asks him to and then he does...brb lol
Can't find it. I'm watching it on mute though. Maybe she says something about her ass and it got cut out or never happened. He licks her ass though.
12/01/2010
Contributor: bzzingbee bzzingbee
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Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
In the original 1980 Friday the 13th, my mother killed Kevin Bacon the exact same way that I killed Rocco Reed in this movie... only 30 years later. Spooky!!!!
And awesome. totally in for a sequel!!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
I loved Tabitha's little cameo! Loved!!!
Me too - it was awesome. She looked really hot too!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Let me ask you this Victoria... did you actually see my monster cock get chopped off with an ax? It's sequel-time!
Well, maybe it regenerated or something? After all, it's definitely some kind of mutation. Jason was totally in the last scene of the film and he definitely seemed to be in good health.
12/01/2010
Contributor: PassionQT PassionQT
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
And how that hot, dark-haired man who played the "before Jason" suddenly drew long blond hair for the "after Jason".
I thought it might be Gary Orona for a minute. lol
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by Love Buzz
but maybe having his cock chopped stops him from murdering with the flesh eating jizz
I would think that would make him very very angry. Plus, since it kept growing after sex, wouldn't it just grow back?
12/01/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
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Originally posted by Rockin'
Eh? I thought Gary Orona was playing Jason with the mask on.

My boy and I actually thought it was either Sara Sloane or Kagney playing Jason at first, because of the hair
Think the credits credited it to Chesney... can't remember the name... something like that, gotta look
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
I think there is a movie about a vagina that chops off a penis once inside, I wonder if Jason would have time to cum and kill her before his dick was chopped off....
12/01/2010
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
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Originally posted by ToyGeek
I loved it when the characters talked about the rules of horror movies. Very funny and endearing!
Yeah, that was great!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
Why did Sara go into town like that? It didn't really seem to add anything to the movie for me. Anyone know?
I think it was just to give the "back story" and set the stage for Jason.
12/01/2010
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
Tabitha was so great as the bartender. Loved her little scene.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
I would think that would make him very very angry. Plus, since it kept growing after sex, wouldn't it just grow back?
That's what I was thinking.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Love Buzz Love Buzz
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Originally posted by tim1724
Good point!
maybe he'll find a new way to kill in a seqel.... or it might grow back???
12/01/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Let me ask you this Victoria... did you actually see my monster cock get chopped off with an ax? It's sequel-time!
Hmmmmm so maybe it was all a dream and his cock never got axed....it could work!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
I have never been a fan of squeals : \
12/01/2010
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
I think there is a movie about a vagina that chops off a penis once inside, I wonder if Jason would have time to cum and kill her before his dick was chopped off....
It's called Teeth. John Hensley is in it. Mmmm.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Love Buzz Love Buzz
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
I think there is a movie about a vagina that chops off a penis once inside, I wonder if Jason would have time to cum and kill her before his dick was chopped off....
thats called teeth - love that movie
12/01/2010
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
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Originally posted by Pandahb
I think there is a movie about a vagina that chops off a penis once inside, I wonder if Jason would have time to cum and kill her before his dick was chopped off....
"Teeth." Ick. Creepy ass movie.
12/01/2010
Contributor: PassionQT PassionQT
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Originally posted by TitsMcScandal
It's called Teeth. John Hensley is in it. Mmmm.
NOw that is an awesome movie!
12/01/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by Alicia
Horror Movie 101: When you think the killer is dead...he's not.
Never assume the killer is dead!

OMG I would love to see a Scary Movie Parody!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Rockin' Rockin'
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Think the credits credited it to Chesney... can't remember the name... something like that, gotta look
I know Orona's name wasn't in the credits, but sometimes they do that in videos where it's kind of a secret...they just put a fake name or someone else's name there to throw you off
12/01/2010
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
Quote:
Originally posted by Love Buzz
maybe he'll find a new way to kill in a seqel.... or it might grow back???
I don't see why it wouldn't grow back..
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Hmmmmm so maybe it was all a dream and his cock never got axed....it could work!
lol but if it was a dream, why doesn't the last couple get killed?
12/01/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
You know... just to represent!
Jason, what was your favorite part of the movie?
12/01/2010
Contributor: Love Buzz Love Buzz
a 'teeth' parody would be nice to see, turn the tables on the boys at least!
12/01/2010
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
I just got a tweet from Raylene. *swoon* It was only a response, but hey. Made my night. Haha.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Quote:
Originally posted by TitsMcScandal
Tabitha was so great as the bartender. Loved her little scene.
I was surprised to see her! I knew she was involved but I didn't expect to see her acting.
12/01/2010