#Workshop - Nov. 30th @7pm: "Writer's block" and "Follow-ups - any gravy left in that toy?"

El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Antipova
Is your Sedeux Wave review one of these?
...maybe...
11/30/2011
Beck Beck
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Originally posted by Willow Wand
Swell?


Swell
11/30/2011
Willow Wand Willow Wand
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
Repost:


If you have an opening in your reviewing schedule, we do have a few products for pushing


Playboy Ultra Thin Condoms


Playboy Large Condoms


Playboy Lubricated Condoms

We have multiples to push! ... More
We don't use condoms, but if you need them reviewed bad enough, I will do it. Be prepared for a "Meh" review at best....
11/30/2011
Starkiller87 Starkiller87
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Originally posted by Beck


Swell
I got mine a few weeks ago when it was really on sale. Its so pretty.
11/30/2011
Nothere Nothere
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Originally posted by Antipova
Heya Leviathan!

(Levi is not really a nickname for Leviathan but I keep almost using it anyway)
Don't worry. Call me Levi. It's too much for even me to type sometimes

--Levi
11/30/2011
Beck Beck
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Originally posted by Starkiller87
I got mine a few weeks ago when it was really on sale. Its so pretty.
I know! Have you used her? She is lovely, my favorite toy.
11/30/2011
Willow Wand Willow Wand
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Originally posted by Antipova
Heya Leviathan!

(Levi is not really a nickname for Leviathan but I keep almost using it anyway)
I wanted to name my son Leviathan, and YES, I would have called him Levi. Hubby refused to let me name him that....
11/30/2011
Starkiller87 Starkiller87
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Originally posted by Nothere
Don't worry. Call me Levi. It's too much for even me to type sometimes

--Levi
Leviathan reminds me of the movie with Peter weller, Ernie Hudson and Daniel Stern.
11/30/2011
El-Jaro El-Jaro
I have two reviews I REALLY have to get on.


8" Emperor

and


Deep Secret
11/30/2011
Willow Wand Willow Wand
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Originally posted by Beck


Swell
PREEETTTTYYY!!!
11/30/2011
Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
Leviathan reminds me of the beasties in Supernatural this season......so I think I like Levi better!
11/30/2011
Nothere Nothere
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Originally posted by Willow Wand
I wanted to name my son Leviathan, and YES, I would have called him Levi. Hubby refused to let me name him that....
LOL, that would be such an interesting name...Were you going for the biblical monster or Hobbes' leviathan?
11/30/2011
Antipova Antipova
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
...maybe...
Awgh! They discontinued that? Why!? I was going to get one some day.
11/30/2011
Beck Beck
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Originally posted by Willow Wand
PREEETTTTYYY!!!
Get one!
11/30/2011
Nothere Nothere
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Originally posted by Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
Leviathan reminds me of the beasties in Supernatural this season......so I think I like Levi better!
Levi it is!
11/30/2011
El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
Leviathan reminds me of the beasties in Supernatural this season......so I think I like Levi better!
YES! Me too!
11/30/2011
Willow Wand Willow Wand
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
I have two reviews I REALLY have to get on.


8" Emperor

and


Deep Secret ... More
OMG OMG OMG Does that green one glow in the dark!? I TOTALLY want a glowy cock!
11/30/2011
wrmbreze wrmbreze
I looked at some of Viktor's dvd reviews, WOW!!!
11/30/2011
Rarity Rarity
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Originally posted by aliceinthehole
I'll have to find some time to sit down and do some brainstorming!

lol, i read that as... sit down and do some blowjobbing.
Haha, my boyfriend only wishes.
11/30/2011
Kindred Kindred
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
I have two reviews I REALLY have to get on.


8" Emperor

and


Deep Secret ... More
I keep meaning to buy Deep Secret but somehow haven't gotten around to it yet. I keep flip flopping on whether or not I will like it.
11/30/2011
Antipova Antipova
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Originally posted by Nothere
LOL, that would be such an interesting name...Were you going for the biblical monster or Hobbes' leviathan?
I've always figured you were after Hobbes'... true? Or biblical?
11/30/2011
El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Kindred
I keep meaning to buy Deep Secret but somehow haven't gotten around to it yet. I keep flip flopping on whether or not I will like it.
I just haven't had the stars align yet.
11/30/2011
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
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Originally posted by wrmbreze
link and link Can you guys look at my dvd reviews and tell me what you think when you have a min?
read the paradise island review...

hmm.. it's a little short. i recommend reading other reviews on the same porns to get some ideas.

also, if you can, go into detail about the production quality. how was lighting? sound? camera angles? shots? was it like a soap opera, a documentary, a homemade movie, a high production film?

what about the actors' dialogue deliveries? were they stiff? in this film, it's helpful to note this special style of porn, which is very candid and has NO script or plot.

also, a scene by scene outline isn't necessary, and can get a little boring for the reader. and you dont' want to spoil the ending!

note the actors' appearances, how they seem to enjoy or not enjoy the sex, etc. also, to add the features of the DVD, including runtime, incorporate it into the review instead of just copy/pasting from the product profile page.



such as... this movie was quite long enough with 2 hours total of sexytime. the dvd menu included such features as cumshot recaps, slideshow, and chapter selection. it was a really high quality DVD.


also, comment on the DVD case. does it have photos? is it ghetto looking and looks like you coulda made it at home?


and comment on if you've ever noticed these actors in other things before, and if you'd like to search for them more now that you've seen them in this.
11/30/2011
Rarity Rarity
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
I have two reviews I REALLY have to get on.


8" Emperor

and


Deep Secret ... More
Those look like fun! I can't wait to read your reviews once they're up.
11/30/2011
Willow Wand Willow Wand
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Originally posted by Nothere
LOL, that would be such an interesting name...Were you going for the biblical monster or Hobbes' leviathan?
Um, I am NOT a Biblical person, and I have no idea what Hobbes is LOL
11/30/2011
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
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Originally posted by Starkiller87
I wish everyones videos were as entertaining as yours.
you are so sweet! thank you!

p.s. (me too. )

11/30/2011
Antipova Antipova
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
I have two reviews I REALLY have to get on.


8" Emperor

and


Deep Secret ... More
Ooh, I'm curious to see what you have to say about Deep Secret. It looks like Buck, but longer. Probably firmer, being Happy Valley?
11/30/2011
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
3-4 is good

we just don't want miles of 5 minute videos where the person goes "um...this toy is good" a lot.
yes, of course!
11/30/2011
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
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Originally posted by Beck
This is actually what I tell my students to do also. And test it during the review Which I do for vibrators and plugs.
great tip!
11/30/2011
Nothere Nothere
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Originally posted by aliceinthehole
read the paradise island review...

hmm.. it's a little short. i recommend reading other reviews on the same porns to get some ideas.

also, if you can, go into detail about the production quality. how was lighting? sound? camera ... More
Ohhh, thanks for the advice, I was panicking about my porn club reviews!
11/30/2011
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