How many children do you have?

Passionate Pastor Passionate Pastor
There is an obvious link between sex and children but sometimes children can get in the way of sex! So, how many kids do you have is the main question but please right in the comment section struggles of funny stories about how your kids influence your sex life.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I have 1 child
21  (37%)
I have 2 children
24  (42%)
I have 3 children
8  (14%)
I have 4 children
3  (5%)
I have 5 children
Look out Duggers, I have more than 5 kids!!!!!!
1  (2%)
Total votes: 57
Poll is closed
10/07/2010
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I have no children.
10/07/2010
Waterfall Waterfall
None for me at the moment, maybe in the future.
10/07/2010
Chilipepper Chilipepper
None. Unless you count the dog, who WILL interfere with a sex life because he's nosy like that.
10/07/2010
Waterfall Waterfall
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
None. Unless you count the dog, who WILL interfere with a sex life because he's nosy like that.
Yes, dogs LOVE to interrupt and be all in your business when you're trying to be intimate lol. They are too curious
10/07/2010
nolongerhere nolongerhere
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
None. Unless you count the dog, who WILL interfere with a sex life because he's nosy like that.
There's nothing like wet, cold, puppy nose on your back in the middle of the night! Lol.

No kiddos here.
10/07/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
There's no 0 option.

I got none and none in the oven as of yet.

I want children though and plan to have 2.
10/07/2010
Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Zero.
10/08/2010
cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
Quote:
Originally posted by Passionate Pastor
There is an obvious link between sex and children but sometimes children can get in the way of sex! So, how many kids do you have is the main question but please right in the comment section struggles of funny stories about how your kids influence ... More
I have one child and that is all I need for now... he is only 9 months old so I don't have too much to worry about yet. I have a little bit of time to figure out how I am going to work around that. For now I just play when he is sleeping, and since I don't have actual sex a lot (for now :p )then I don't have too much to evade.
10/08/2010
Hot'n'Bothered Hot'n'Bothered
Currently have 3, plan for one more.

My family always gives me a hard time about it too...'classic only child syndrome..'..
10/08/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Passionate Pastor
There is an obvious link between sex and children but sometimes children can get in the way of sex! So, how many kids do you have is the main question but please right in the comment section struggles of funny stories about how your kids influence ... More
I have 3 children. Generally unless the baby is crying or fussy my children have never negatively impacted my sex life. I was determind to be infertile before having my first child so I think having her kinda released me to be able to enjoy sex again. My son has brought our family so much closer together that it's been a blessed thing.
10/08/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
I have none, though I desperately wanted them. I have had to go through a long period of mourning to accept the fact that I will be childless.
10/08/2010
mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
we dont have any yet. too soon for our marriage. but we would like to have 2
10/08/2010
RadRach RadRach
Zero


<3
10/08/2010
Jenn (aka kissmykitty) Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
I have a daughter who will be six in three weeks, and a son who turned four in July. We wanted one of each, and we got them. I'm fixed -- no surprises for us!
10/08/2010
Envy Envy
I have none, and don't really want any.
10/08/2010
gone77 gone77
0.

And I don't want any. I plan on being sterilized one day.
10/08/2010
Jobthingy Jobthingy
1 girl child.
10/12/2010
null null
None, hooray!
10/12/2010
namelesschaos namelesschaos
Zero and don't want any for the foreseeable future.
10/12/2010
Avant-garde Avant-garde
the best ting that I cant do for my children is not to have them in the first place.
10/12/2010
wondertoes wondertoes
None here
10/13/2010
ss143 ss143
We have two boys and other than sometimes having to wait for the little one to fall asleep or an occasional knock on the door our sex life it great
07/07/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Passionate Pastor
There is an obvious link between sex and children but sometimes children can get in the way of sex! So, how many kids do you have is the main question but please right in the comment section struggles of funny stories about how your kids influence ... More
All our eggs in one basket. One child, but that DID influence our sex life. We tried like crazy to have another and that lead to YEARS of very active sex, including the fertility drug/temperature kind, where I had to wake him at 3 am with a cup of warm coffee (makes the sperm more active) and say "BABY...let's do it NOW" (Of course, I had to stand on my head for a while, afterwords, but in retrospect, I guess SOME of it was fun. (When not totally stressed, that is!!!)
07/07/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Avant-garde
the best ting that I cant do for my children is not to have them in the first place.
Too funny. Sounds like someone had a rough day!
07/07/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
Best wishes with that. I am not sure any of us ever has "all the big things" figured out.
07/07/2011
lovemuscle n cookie lovemuscle n cookie
We have two and no plans for anymore.
07/07/2011
bluekaren bluekaren
I have four but I have been pregnant 6 times. (two miscarried)
Guess what I do for fun?
07/07/2011
dezzydezire dezzydezire
i have 3 four legged children. no real ones and dont plan on it. if i wanted someone in my house that would scream and cry talk back puke on my face and poop green stuff that leaks all over the place id just borrow my niece and nephew.
07/07/2011
Rossie Rossie
I have two kids. A grown-up daughter and a teenage son.
07/09/2011
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Unique posters: 63