Craziest sex myth?

That a guy can tell if a girl is a virgin or not by how she feels.....lol.

Similar to above, but the whole "tightness" "looseness" thing being associated with promiscuity and crap like that.

I am, in fact, perhaps my tightest after orgasming. It has further incentivised my boo to lick my pussy until I cum before penetrating me once. I love it, because I'll be even more sensitive and FEEL tighter too, which of course makes everything else feel bigger and even more filling than it was already. And even when he gets me off before sex, he still prefers me to cum during or just before he does during penetration anyway, so there's no trade off. And really, who doesn't like more orgasms?

Additionally, I also have the most sexual experience out of everyone he's been with, and he had often said things about my tightness during sex and when I inquired about whether it was a me thing or a general thing, he said "no, I really didn't know they could even be that tight." in a good way. neways.

In conclusion, pussy myths in general are usually pretty fn stupid.

You can't get pregnant your first time.

That grape jelly works just as good as contraceptive jelly at preventing pregnancy. She still wondered how she got pregnant. *facepalm*

Mym mom was working at a woman's hospital when she overheard:
patient: "But I can't be pregnant, I was on top!"
nurse: "Must have been that pesky fountain effect."

Mom then high-fived the nurse.

I once heard that masturbation could make a girl pregnant. My brain exploded four seconds later. There's also the myths about going blind or gaining brain damage from it, myths that came from this guy. I posted about him once before - read this for maximum hilarity.

And now that I've become better educated on the subject, just about any "common knowledge" regarding the hymen qualifies as a crazy myth to me. Coming from that is the idea that, if you don't have sex for seven years, you become a "born-again virgin." I kind of wish anymore that we could just eliminate the concept of "virginity" from existence so that people stop obsessing over it.

"Go fast the first time."

Obviously given by older men to younger men who didn't want to deal with the lady's comfort level.

You can't get pregnant if you have sex in a pool!

In the church I grew up in, they taught us that masturbation would make you unable to satisfy your future partner, because you'd be "too used to your hand" or whatever. -_-

lol at all of these

That you can't get pregnant on your period.

My sister who is 12 has a friend who insisted that she got pregnant from kissing. My sister told the girl that that wasn't possible but the other girl insisted that she was right. The girl of course wasn't pregnant, she just said it for attention.

The hymen/virgin myth.

I once overheard a few guys in high school saying that you can tell if a girl is a virgin by whether she walks with her legs together or apart.