Craziest "wives" tale to avoid pregnancy?

indiechick indiechick
What's the craziest wives tale that you've heard to avoid getting pregnant?
05/05/2012
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js250 js250
Douche with Coca Cola. Talk about a yeast infection waiting to happen!!
05/05/2012
hall5885 hall5885
Jumping up and down right after sex.
05/05/2012
badk1tty badk1tty
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Originally posted by indiechick
What's the craziest wives tale that you've heard to avoid getting pregnant?
To leave a pan of water under your bed for conception
05/05/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by hall5885
Jumping up and down right after sex.
Or, alternatively, stand up tall and spread your legs so that all the semen will drip out. Or the woman could simply stay on top during the act.
05/05/2012
indiechick indiechick
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Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
Or, alternatively, stand up tall and spread your legs so that all the semen will drip out. Or the woman could simply stay on top during the act.
wow that is a funny one
05/06/2012
lilys lilys
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Originally posted by hall5885
Jumping up and down right after sex.
lol...yea right!
05/07/2012
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Drinking Clorox or drain cleaner is at the top of my list. WTF are people thinking?
05/07/2012
indiechick indiechick
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Drinking Clorox or drain cleaner is at the top of my list. WTF are people thinking?
Seriously never heard that one...its insanity
05/08/2012
GONE! GONE!
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Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
Or, alternatively, stand up tall and spread your legs so that all the semen will drip out. Or the woman could simply stay on top during the act.
I've heard of this one. *shakes head*
05/08/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Drinking Clorox or drain cleaner is at the top of my list. WTF are people thinking?
... Was the person saying this trying to kill women who had sex?
05/08/2012
MistressDandelion MistressDandelion
Lemon juice or vinegar imbibed sponges. Would theorically work, if it also wouldn't imbalence the normal bacterial life in the vagina.
05/08/2012
indiechick indiechick
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Originally posted by MistressDandelion
Lemon juice or vinegar imbibed sponges. Would theorically work, if it also wouldn't imbalence the normal bacterial life in the vagina.
I suppose it would work if you were cool with a never ending yeast infection after
05/09/2012
Khanner Khanner
"Don't do it on her period cause that's when she's fertile."
05/09/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by Khanner
"Don't do it on her period cause that's when she's fertile."
To be fair, it is still possible to get pregnant on your period. It's not a lady's most fertile time, obviously, but it can happen.
05/10/2012
Khanner Khanner
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Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
To be fair, it is still possible to get pregnant on your period. It's not a lady's most fertile time, obviously, but it can happen.
I've just heard so many people -females included- that are under the impression that having a period is the human version of "going into heat." At least know your own body, people!
05/10/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by Khanner
I've just heard so many people -females included- that are under the impression that having a period is the human version of "going into heat." At least know your own body, people!
Indeed. You'd think that anybody even remotely interested in sex would take the time to learn how things work down there.

In relation to the myth you posted, the inverse is also very widely believed: that women can't get pregnant during their period, so periods are used as a means of birth control.
05/10/2012
kkross65 kkross65
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Drinking Clorox or drain cleaner is at the top of my list. WTF are people thinking?
I've heard this one, but it was for passing a drug test not preventing pregnancy. Either way, it's just crazy...
05/10/2012
indiechick indiechick
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Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
Indeed. You'd think that anybody even remotely interested in sex would take the time to learn how things work down there.

In relation to the myth you posted, the inverse is also very widely believed: that women can't get pregnant ... More
Its not that they can't its just not the most probable time, because while and egg could even be fertilized, it has very little to implant to and will likely be self-terminated by the body.
05/11/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by indiechick
Its not that they can't its just not the most probable time, because while and egg could even be fertilized, it has very little to implant to and will likely be self-terminated by the body.
I'm very aware of this, trust me. I'm just relating the myth. Some people honestly believe that it is absolutely impossible to get pregnant on your period, rather than just extremely unlikely.

I still wouldn't have unprotected sex on my period. Better safe than sorry, and if I wound up pregnant it would really just be my own fault.
05/11/2012
Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
I have nothing to add here, but these made me laugh so hard!
05/20/2012
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