When reading F/F erotica, how do you feel about a vagina being referred to as a, "cavernous hole?"

sunflower sunflower
Phrases like that are why I don't normally read F/F erotica... Authors always use really weird terms for vaginas that are just turn offs.
04/21/2013
mailroomorder mailroomorder
I would die laughing and put the book down and walk away.
04/21/2013
alextge alextge
Quote:
Originally posted by altheasmarnella
I'm an erotica writer and have had polarized responses to this phrase when I teasingly use it at the bar, lol
No. Just no.
05/16/2013
evie.amor evie.amor
It's not a turn on for me to read or hear a vagina being referred to as a cavernous hole, it conjures images of something gaping and worn out, but some people are into that. It kinda goes with the term "gaping holes" in my mind, some people like it, some don't.
05/16/2013
alliegator alliegator
Where was the option for hysterical laughter?
05/16/2013
Hallmar82 Hallmar82
Haha, yeah, that's not flattering.
05/17/2013
Adnerbmw Adnerbmw
it doesnt make me feel sexy it makes me think of a huge vagina i could echo my voice in haha
05/17/2013
FrustratedFemme FrustratedFemme
Nah, I don't think so.
06/18/2013
llellsee llellsee
It wouldn't be a turn on for me, would maybe ruin the mood for a moment.
06/18/2013
mr115393 mr115393
It doesn't really offend me or anything, but it just feels so inaccurate. There are so many ways to describe a vagina, and that just isn't one of them.
08/14/2013
LoooveMonkey LoooveMonkey
LOL I will refer to mine as a cavernous maw as a FFXI reference joke. lol It's hilarious. But definitely not hot.
08/15/2013
The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Quote:
Originally posted by altheasmarnella
I'm an erotica writer and have had polarized responses to this phrase when I teasingly use it at the bar, lol
That's an F/F erotica most likely written by a man. (I am a man BTW) A woman would never call a vagina a "Cavernous Hole".
08/19/2013
grandtiger grandtiger
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Originally posted by Silverwinds
It almost sounds like an insult... Like, "Ay bitch! You call that cavernous hole a vagina?" or something lol.
Haha, this is exactly how I feel.
08/21/2013
wetone123 wetone123
It does sound insulting and as many have pointed out ; brings to mind a gaping worn out cave full of bats and spiders. Would offend me greatly if someone referred to my vagina as such.
08/22/2013
Edeneve Edeneve
cavernous hole - I think it's a horrible way to refer to our body and especially a part that brings us such pleasure like nothing in the whole world can.
08/22/2013
charmedtomeetyou charmedtomeetyou
It's not an appealing way to refer to it.....sounds angry, like it's full of bats or something...
08/22/2013
Genderfree Genderfree
C.. C... Cavernous? More like sticking your hand into an sea anemone. Or into a warm pile of dough. Not a cave, though. Nothing hard about a vagina. Nothing gaping about it, either, usually. Unless you're watching some weird porn.
08/22/2013
Happy Kupple Happy Kupple
Spelunking?????????
08/24/2013
Ly-Ra Ly-Ra
I just imagine lots of tiny people walking around with flashlights and spelunking gear, it's very strange and too distracting
09/27/2013
matbug matbug
Makes it sounds really impersonal and detached to be honest.
11/08/2013
eroticmutt eroticmutt
Quote:
Originally posted by altheasmarnella
I'm an erotica writer and have had polarized responses to this phrase when I teasingly use it at the bar, lol
Oh man, no, not my thing. I don't read F/F, I like F/M or M/M best, but I wouldn't want to read about it referred to that way ever. o.0
11/12/2013
Edeneve Edeneve
cavernous hole is a disgusting way to refer to our beautiful bodies!
11/28/2013
wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
That's actually a giant turn off to me. I just now got into reading erotica (thanks to the bf) and right now mine is a bi book. I've thought about writing erotica, though in the past, but I would never use that phrase. Ugh, it's nasty to think about, actually.
11/28/2013
Slutty Girl Problems Slutty Girl Problems
Quote:
Originally posted by altheasmarnella
I'm an erotica writer and have had polarized responses to this phrase when I teasingly use it at the bar, lol
Ughhhhh it sounds so gross, and even verges on demeaning.
12/09/2013
Slutty Girl Problems Slutty Girl Problems
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Originally posted by VioletMoonstone
That description makes it sound huge... and full of bats. lol. I don't like it.
YES! THIS!
12/09/2013
reknit reknit
Could care less either way lol
12/15/2013
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