When the great winnie showed up at my door I thought it most have been a joke, and two by three inch box was hovering over my steps in a sparkling glow. "Damn, must not be the right toy," I exclamined bringing it into my home. "What the hell, I'll open it anyways". How could a toy so large fit in such a tiny discreet package? Well, I'm not sure how it was achieved. But just like my friends prom dress, when I opened the package my gianormous dildo exploded out and was standing full size in my living room, I guess I needed a skylight put in because he poked a hole in my celing.
I then climbed my extra tall ladder to ride on top of my great winnie, when suddenly as I scooted on top his large head, he disapeered! Falling flat on my ass on the couch a small note floated into my lap. The note read, "To the buyer to the great winnie, my only use is one amazing act, try and fuck me until your heart is content, but I will disapeer before your eyes. Leaving you horny and alone."
Needless to say, I should have known by the pictures on Eden that he was a magician, and not the kind with magnificent pleasing powers!