#AprilFools - Beer Bottle Dildo revu by Suthern Bell

Rockin' Rockin'
Beer Bottle Dildo

Beer Bottle Dildo - It is darn good!

Pros: There's always one around somewhere. It's a beer.

Cons: Sometimes my husband takes forever to finish his beer so I have to wait to get it

I luv the Beer Bottle dildo. It is so good. It is made of glass and comes in three colors. Clear. Green. And brown. My husband only gets brown beer bottles so I go outside to find one he does not get. If I find a clear or green one it is like I am with another man's beer bottle. I feel so dirty and good.

How do you use it? Well it is a beer bottle, so you shud use the bottom part because you never know where someones mouth has been. I lick my palm and wipe off the bottom because it can get dog hair on it. My husband has a beer with the dogs when he gets home from work. Sometimes he has two. Then it is a really special night. After two beers he goes to sleep. Then I get to have fun with the beer bottle.

Yall talk about temperchur play on here so here is how you do it with the beer bottle. If you use it before you drink it, it is cold. If you use it after, it is not so cold.

How big is the Beer Bottle Dildo? It is about as big as a beer bottle. It is wider at the bottom than it is at the top.

Did you know you can turn the beer bottle into a vibrate toy? I put my cell phone up to the bottle and I wait for it to ring. Sometimes it takes a while. When it rings the bottle goes buzz buzz and then I say O LORDY THATS NICE but then I have to answer the phone. It is always Mama. She furgits she has her glasses on her head.

I dont know why I would clean the beer bottle dildo. I can just get another one when my husband gets home the next day.

I like the beer bottle dildo and you shud get one and try it.

*This product was got for free from her husband. This revu is in effteesee gide lines.
04/01/2010
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El-Jaro El-Jaro
This'n work better than tha bug-zapper nipple clamps?
04/01/2010
Victoria Victoria
This made me laugh and get nauseated all at once - kudos!
04/01/2010
Rockin' Rockin'
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
This'n work better than tha bug-zapper nipple clamps?
Ooh those sound nice! Bug zapper nipple clamps are on my wish list!
04/01/2010
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. Oh my gods.
04/01/2010
Gardenvy Gardenvy
Hilarious! Nasty, but hilarious!
04/01/2010
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
Suthern Bell--I rly wish u wuld try the #^!@* extended templat already. What's the texture like? Is it safe for anal play? Is it waterpruf? Can you blow in the top and have it make a cool glass bottle sound? Cuz that totally needs to be taken into considerashion with the bee's. Also, what lube do u use wit this? THANKS FOR THE REVEU.

(Oh LORDY, Rockin', you had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe!)
04/01/2010
MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
Very funny
04/01/2010
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
You are too much
04/01/2010
SexyTigerX SexyTigerX
So funny!! And you can take it with you!!
04/01/2010
Gary Gary
The dog hair part really had me laughing... hahahahaha
04/01/2010
LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
Brilliant! Completely gross and funny as hell..and? I don't have to edit one word!
04/01/2010
SydVicious SydVicious
"I lick my palm and wipe off the bottom because it can get dog hair on it." LMAO that is the grosses thing i have heard all day.
04/01/2010
00 00
O-M-G! Hahaha. Funny as hell!
04/01/2010
Rockin' Rockin'
Aww, y'all have set my heart all a-flutter. I'm so glad y'all liked it. It was a blast to write ^_^
04/01/2010
Sammi Sammi
Love it! It does bring back college days
04/01/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
OMG I loves me some glass! Is this good for temp play? Don't you just love the versatility? For the price you could have several dozen in all different sizes dedicated to whatever hole it feels best in...and not have t worry about cross contamination! No need to share just go crash a frat party! WHOOOOT TOGA! TOGA!
04/02/2010
Zeracan Zeracan
Are there double ended beer bottles?
10/11/2010
Sapphire Pet Sapphire Pet
Hey!! Why y'all laughin like it's a joke???!! Here in Tennessee we fight over whos gonna get the next bottle when cousin bubba finishes up! Hes a right speedy chugger tho so its usually a short fight... which is gud cause somebodys gotta flip the ribs on the grill! Man... y'all just aint rite!! I thought this was a rite gud review and all y'all is laughin!! Rude!! Jus Rude I tell ya!

10/21/2010
Trashley Trashley
Wahhh this reminds me of that poor girl in that "Girl Next Door" movie wahhh
10/21/2010
Blinker Blinker
Quote:
Originally posted by Sapphire Pet
Hey!! Why y'all laughin like it's a joke???!! Here in Tennessee we fight over whos gonna get the next bottle when cousin bubba finishes up! Hes a right speedy chugger tho so its usually a short fight... which is gud cause somebodys gotta flip ... More
LOL this and the review had me laughing my ass off!
10/21/2010
Unconventional Unconventional
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
This'n work better than tha bug-zapper nipple clamps?
OMFG I'm dying....
10/29/2010
Unconventional Unconventional
I loved the dog hair comment, btw.
10/29/2010
wolf's lil red temptation wolf's lil red temptation
Quote:
Originally posted by Sapphire Pet
Hey!! Why y'all laughin like it's a joke???!! Here in Tennessee we fight over whos gonna get the next bottle when cousin bubba finishes up! Hes a right speedy chugger tho so its usually a short fight... which is gud cause somebodys gotta flip ... More
Oh so hysterical! I laughed so hard. Now I know what to do after drinking a mike's hard margarita and I start to get a little frisky! LMAO I actually talked about seeing a bottle being used in a porno, and how wrong it was because well the bottle was clear and it went in anally and yeh somethings cant be unseen...especially those things.
10/29/2010
Thetrendyred Thetrendyred
Too funny! Just out of curiosity do you prefer the standard size beer bottle or 22oz...even 40oz!! Thanks for the laugh!
11/02/2010
MR Chickhabit MR Chickhabit
have you tried the slightly shorter, much fatter Mickeys green bottles?

thicker is better no?
12/10/2010
J's Alley J's Alley
Oh.My.God. I love it! Did you know they make a larger version? The wine bottle dildo. It's a lot classier, you should totally try it. But, you have to get the bottle because the boxes won't work.
12/10/2010
beautifulpierced beautifulpierced
so funny.. this is a kick..brightened my day...
12/14/2010
Envy Envy
Omg, you're something else, that's awesome. XD
12/14/2010
squirrelykid squirrelykid
That gives me the creeps xD
12/19/2010
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