Vampire dildo

grooveycakes grooveycakes
Speaking of the Bloggess's post with the edward dildo, link go there. now. it's fucking hilarious and explains twilight. oh, please read it while using your dildo. it makes it better when edward is screwing you with his "cold hard marble dick".
09/04/2009
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spicywife spicywife
This is probably the 3rd post on the Vamp dildo, but I'm glad I saw it because I don't always remember to check Sexis. I enjoyed this article, it was very humorous

lol at:
" Basically it’s a cold, sparkly, pink penis. “Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.” The authentic experience of sex with a dead guy, apparently. Wow. Now I’m so distracted by the corpse penis that I can’t even remember what this article was about and I’m the one writing it. Was it something about sex with office supplies or something? Because I don’t really have an opinion on that. "
09/05/2009
Gary Gary
Are they going to keep making these after Halloween?
11/03/2009
J's Alley J's Alley
god I hope so, I haven't ordered mine yet And I NEED one, not want, NEED!!!
11/03/2009
Total posts: 4
Unique posters: 4