Is a gift card to EdenFantasys a good mother's day gift?

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Is a gift card to EdenFantasys a good mother's day gift?

daniel and frances daniel and frances
Would you consider giving your mother a gift card from a sex toy shop for this hallowed celebration of the woman-who-did-the-hori zontal-mambo in order to bear you?
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Yes, pleasure is the best gift I could give her!
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28  (34%)
No, she'd keel over and die if I did that!
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40  (49%)
Maybe, if I were drunk.
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14  (17%)
Total votes: 82
Poll is closed
05/04/2011
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MaryExy MaryExy
Depends on the mom... I personally wouldn't give one to my parents, but if you're comfortable giving one to your parents (and you think they'd use some of the toys) I'd say go for it! You could also just get her one of the less sexual things on the site if you're unsure.

(I vote maybe because my mom would probably laugh, not be mortified. I don't think it would be taken seriously, though.)
05/04/2011
nicole07 nicole07
I dont think so
05/04/2011
eggiweg eggiweg
if we were both drunk, maaaaaaaayyyybe. lol
05/04/2011
Willis2011 Willis2011
I wouldnt do it
05/04/2011
PiratePrincess PiratePrincess
I would do it. I would do it privately though, not in front of the whole family.
05/04/2011
Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
My mom would love it!
05/05/2011
Brandi Rouxxx Brandi Rouxxx
Hell yea I would!
05/05/2011
ToyGurl ToyGurl
I don't know which answer to choose. My mum accepts edenfantasys gifts from me from time to time. She will tell me every now and then that her and my father are frustrated in bed for whatever reason, and I'll get them some massage oil or a honeymoon gift set. But nothing that is too... sexual. Something that they can use in bed, but something they could use outside of bed. I'm pretty sure my parents use sex toys, but being strict christian/catholics, they do not talk about it outside of the bedroom.

Buying them a gift card might spook them. Buying my mother one in private, maybe not so much. I just stick to buying gifts. Like a hitachi wand, massage oil, bubble baths, etc.
05/05/2011
namelesschaos namelesschaos
In the case of my mom. She is a conservative Hispanic Roman Catholic women that couldn't turn on the computer. What do think
05/05/2011
Buttercup Green Buttercup Green
I absolutely would. My mom and I have a very close and open relationship with each other. We discuss everything sex. I know she owns, and loves, sex toys. She knows that I review sex toys for this wonderful website, and she supports me with all of her heart. She would definitely love a gift card.
05/05/2011
toxie m toxie m
I wouldn't give her a gift card because she would a) never use it and b) have no idea where to start even if she wanted to. There are so many choices and she has an extremely low threshold for being weirded out by sex toys. I can usually get in a couple sentences about products before she needs to cover her ears, haha. So instead, I've informed her that I'm buying her the LELO Liv and that's that. She feels odd about it but also knows that it's awesome and so is trying her best to just be cool about it My mom is the best
05/05/2011
Retro Retro
Quote:
Originally posted by daniel and frances
Would you consider giving your mother a gift card from a sex toy shop for this hallowed celebration of the woman-who-did-the-hori zontal-mambo in order to bear you?
I voted yes because both my mothers are very open minded. And with everything they sell now-a-days but I am sure they could find something.
05/05/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by daniel and frances
Would you consider giving your mother a gift card from a sex toy shop for this hallowed celebration of the woman-who-did-the-hori zontal-mambo in order to bear you?
Not to my mother. She's in her 70s, Catholic, filled with Catholic Guilt about everything. Thinks sex is dirty. I have NO idea what to get her for Mother's Day. No jewelry, because she's "allergic to metal, even gold." No knick knacks, because supposedly she's selling her condo and moving and "doesn't want a lot of junk to move." (Who would move and sell a house, if they didn't absolutely have to in this economy?)

No books, because she really doesn't have any interests. No plants because "I have no good light in my condo."

No clothes, because she has only special colors she wears (she had her colors "done" in the 70s and still rigidly sticks to these color combinations that were easy to find in 1978, but are impossible to find now. Even if you think you've got her the right color SHE says it's wrong.) No food or candy because she's always "on a diet." If you buy her a gift card she says, "Oh, thank you, but I don't really shop there." WTF?

She's impossible to buy for.

Maybe I should just get her a vibrator to shut her up.
05/05/2011
virtualmirage virtualmirage
I think it depends on who you are giving the gift too. If it's a friend or maybe a sister that you are close enough to, but probably not your own mom.
05/05/2011
The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
My mom would probably freak out, but I'm sure some moms would appreciate that!
05/05/2011
indiglo indiglo
I don't have that kind of relationship with my mom. But if you thought it would go over well and be appreciated, then go for it!
05/05/2011
salaciousrex salaciousrex
I would do it as a joke, she might think it was weird though.

However, if my boyfriend were wanting to get me a mother's day gift, I wouldn't mind a gift card from here
05/05/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
I would do it only as a joke, one that I would never hear the end of. On the other hand I would buy her a new Wahl, her's is about 20 years old. lol
05/05/2011
Jobthingy Jobthingy
Why not. I gave my mom and step mom a Faith for xmas. Mind you, I could not give them a GC because they are both computer illiterate and would say "can you go on your ww thing on your computer and order us something with these number you gave us?"
05/05/2011
Bunnycups Bunnycups
Even as a joke it wouldn't go well.
05/05/2011
amandaco2011 amandaco2011
Maybe some day in the future, but not right now.
05/05/2011
Daniel & Brittany Daniel & Brittany
Quote:
Originally posted by daniel and frances
Would you consider giving your mother a gift card from a sex toy shop for this hallowed celebration of the woman-who-did-the-hori zontal-mambo in order to bear you?
Yes! do it!
05/05/2011
A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
I know she'd like it, but I'm dubious I'd do it.
05/06/2011
sarki sarki
Yes. I would certainly like one
05/06/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I would do it only as a joke, one that I would never hear the end of. On the other hand I would buy her a new Wahl, her's is about 20 years old. lol
That's so weird that you know that, Tim. Did you see it when you were a kid and were told, "It's a back massager! Now get outta my room!" ????
05/06/2011
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
That's so weird that you know that, Tim. Did you see it when you were a kid and were told, "It's a back massager! Now get outta my room!" ????
My kids keep asking to massage my back with my Hitachi. I have too keep moving where it's hidden.

I couldn't vote, none of the answers worked for me.

I would buy my mother a gift card, I think that it would arouse her curiosity and allow her to secretly open her mind to a whole part of her that has been shut off for the last decade at least.
05/07/2011
Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
I don't think I would give her a gift card because I'm not sure she would actually use it since online shopping is pretty unknown to her, but I would give her a toy. Actually, I think I will give her a toy tomorrow. Thanks for the idea!
05/07/2011
cobiffle cobiffle
this deepend on who your mom is a lot
05/07/2011
Mary-Anne-Xun Mary-Anne-Xun
I think it's a great idea.
05/07/2011
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