Heh. I had super-plain pay-as-you-go cell for years - no camera or anything - because I only used it for travel. Finally decided about 6 months ago to just trash my house phone & have my cell as primary. And, yeah, I was totally overwhelmed for a while.
Android here. I don't do "i" things. I had originally wanted a physical keyboard, but once I got a chance to test out the Swype touch text input and found that it's actually really accurate, I was sold on touch screen.
I don't think I'm an annoying phone person. I shut it off or at least turn off volume, quite often. Don't talk in restaurants & all that. I'll go outside if I must take a call. So, I'm not rude, but I'm definitely attached to my phone, just because it's such an easy compact way to organize. I must have thrown out like 30 post-its around my house when I got the phone.