how discreet are your toys?

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how discreet are your toys?

Modern^Spank^Anthem Modern^Spank^Anthem
how discreet are your toys?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
virtually unrecognizable
1
somewhat discreet
10
recognizable
17
very realistic & lifelike
2
i have both ranges
38
Total votes: 68 (60 voters)
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01/14/2012
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T&A1987 T&A1987
depends on who's looking i suppose.
01/14/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Modern^Spank^Anthem
how discreet are your toys?
Some I could leave on a desk and no one would know..others, well, unless you are from MARS you would know in a heartbeat what they were....keep those well hidden
01/14/2012
idunshire idunshire
I feel like I can't tell what's considered discreet anymore... I can recognize a sex toy from across the room XD

Is the hitachi discreet if you don't know what it is? How about the pure wand? Idk how 'regular folk' identify a sex toy.
01/15/2012
AmberM AmberM
Well, Some of my toys are pretty discreet.. Like my duckies, and my glass toys, they could be passed off as a duck, or as works of art.. but things like my realistic toys obviously even people who have never heard or seen a penis would know what they were for.
01/15/2012
AmberM AmberM
Quote:
Originally posted by idunshire
I feel like I can't tell what's considered discreet anymore... I can recognize a sex toy from across the room XD

Is the hitachi discreet if you don't know what it is? How about the pure wand? Idk how 'regular folk' identify a sex toy.
Yeah, this is my problem too. I mean, some things at walmart even look like a sex toy! even when i know they aren't... Like those little back massagers.
01/15/2012
Greenleaf Greenleaf
I have silicone toys that are very obviously sex toys, and several vibes that are massager style (and actually get used for back and neck massage). So a nice mix!
01/15/2012
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
most of my toys are relatively discreet. They seem to look more like kids' toys than anything else lol
01/15/2012
OhMy! OhMy!
We have a mix of both. Some toy lines make great products that aren't discreet, while others do. If it works for us, the discreet factor is usually the last feature we worry about.
01/15/2012
Vanille Vanille
I strongly dislike realistic looking toys. The discreet I look for is more of a sound.
01/15/2012
sweetiejo sweetiejo
I like all kinds of toys. Some toys i like to be a bit more realistic, then others i want it as discreet as possible.
01/15/2012
Moein Moein
I think discretion is not posible so much these days. Any thing vibrating with a shape of rod will be considered as sex toy. May be other toys -non isertable- may have a discretion.
01/15/2012
Curiouscat Curiouscat
Somewhat discrete… None of them are realistic or shaped like actual penises or anything. But I’m sure someone would figure out what they were anyway. I couldn't leave any in the open without suspicion.
01/15/2012
markwashere markwashere
One of my exs used to keep all her non realistic toys on her dresser and her desk. They blended in with her perfume bottles. As for me i keep my dildos hidden and i keep my fleshlight on top of my xbox. lol...
01/15/2012
Undead Undead
Quote:
Originally posted by Modern^Spank^Anthem
how discreet are your toys?
Have a range of thing, most of them though you would probably know what they are.
01/17/2012
Zombirella Zombirella
Quote:
Originally posted by Modern^Spank^Anthem
how discreet are your toys?
Everything that I own so far if left out you would probably know what they are.
01/17/2012
(k)InkyIvy (k)InkyIvy
Some are relatively subtle, and others are rather obvious. Though, I don't have any toys that are realistic looking.
01/17/2012
GONE! GONE!
I wouldn't consider any of mine discreet except one.
01/17/2012
GravyCakes GravyCakes
if you open the drawer in my end table, you'll know what you're staring at.
02/12/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I have a range extending to both ends of the spectrum, from "yep, that's a fake penis" to "what is this, a paperweight?"
02/12/2012
acessorie acessorie
I buy what gets me hot and it can range to both extremes.
02/13/2012
SecretToyLover2 SecretToyLover2
I have toys that are virtually unrecognizable as a sex toy, but I also have some that are moderately discreet. You would only know what they were for if you really thought and thought and thought. I used to have more realistic looking toys but I found them to be such a hassle to hide with family coming and going in my household.
02/13/2012
biancajames biancajames
Quote:
Originally posted by Modern^Spank^Anthem
how discreet are your toys?
A toy can be non discreet and also not lifelike. Jopens toys are a prime example- screaming pink!!!
02/13/2012
Positwist Positwist
Quote:
Originally posted by idunshire
I feel like I can't tell what's considered discreet anymore... I can recognize a sex toy from across the room XD

Is the hitachi discreet if you don't know what it is? How about the pure wand? Idk how 'regular folk' identify a sex toy.
Yeah, this! I have NO idea what does and doesn't look like a toy anymore. Obviously a giant veiny purple cock isn't discreet, but what about non-phallic clit vibes? Glass toys without a head? Pure Wand? Vag balls?

I should start leaving stuff out to see my guests say anything.
02/13/2012
Why Not? Why Not?
They run the gamut from "I wonder what that can be?" to "OMG that is obscene!" Most of the people I know would probably figure most of them out in a hurry.
08/30/2012
J5ive J5ive
Mine are not very discreet
08/30/2012
anonkitty anonkitty
Most of mine are. And the ones that aren't are easy enough away to stow away.
08/30/2012
KrazyKandy KrazyKandy
You can see mine, I live with hubby so it doesnt matter. Lube is always nearby so if you had any doubts they are easily answered soon after.
08/30/2012
Zandrock Zandrock
Non phallic but still sex toys
08/31/2012
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
That depends on who's looking really, but I don't like to leave toys out anyway so it isn't an issue.
I'd say most of them are moderately discreet as long as the person looking at them knows little to nothing about toys since most aren't realistic at all.
08/31/2012
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