Jail for 6 months or no sex for 5 years?

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Jail for 6 months or no sex for 5 years?

Solar Ray Solar Ray
So which would you choose... jail for six months or no sex for 5 years. Let's say it's a minimum security jail so you're not in there with the worst of the worst.

Versus... no sex for 5 years... not even masturbation (not sure how they'd prevent that)... but this is just a fun theoretical q anyway.
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Sitting in jail for 6 months (where you'd probably get lots of sex as a bonus) :)
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44  (54%)
No jail... but no sex including no self-pleasuring for 5 years.
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38  (46%)
Total votes: 82
Poll is closed
03/07/2011
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ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
I've always had a terrible fear of jail. I don't know why. So, yeah. No jail for me.
03/07/2011
Lucidity Lucidity
Damn... I'd way rather give up six months!
03/07/2011
Waterfall Waterfall
Wow, I can't even decide... I'll have to come back to this poll lol.
03/07/2011
BadassFatass BadassFatass
Jail. I like to think I'm tough enough to make it "on the inside".
03/07/2011
Vaccinium Vaccinium
I'd rather not give up 6 months of my life. I could never get that time back with my kids.
03/07/2011
bunny love bunny love
I'd have to go for no sex for 5 years. I'm a big baby and wouldn't make it in jail.
03/08/2011
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
I'm sorry - this in one of those dumb-ass what-if questions that have no merit. Help me understand - what's the point?
03/08/2011
potstickers potstickers
I do believe there are a few threads in Eden Games for this, such as This or That, or Would You Rather.
03/08/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
Who would make me choose this?

I LOVE sex, but I adore my children and they mean more to me than anything in the world. Even more than my sex life. (They, and My Man are the ONLY thing which merits more than sex in my life.) Even though two of them are for all intents and purposes grown (one out of college and one ready to graduate this Spring) and one is a child, I still couldn't leave them for any amount of time.
03/08/2011
Xavier7 Xavier7
Quote:
Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
I've always had a terrible fear of jail. I don't know why. So, yeah. No jail for me.
Me too. I've already been to Juvi. That's enough. I'd rather not have sex, thank you very much.
03/08/2011
MeliPixie MeliPixie
Being a very spiritual person, I get the willies just setting foot on the property of a jail or penitentiary. The spirits or feelings in those areas are so unrestful, fearful and negative. I'd rather never have sex again EVER, than go to jail for a day.
03/08/2011
PiratePrincess PiratePrincess
I would go with no sex. I would be afraid I would change in jail and be tougher and not as caring and I wouldn't want that. Also, jail scares me.
03/08/2011
darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
I'd probably rather go to jail, though I wouldn't take the "bonus sex."
03/09/2011
lezergirl lezergirl
jail changes people... usually not for the better... (although it is free rent and healthcare haha)
03/10/2011
DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
Are we talking about JAIL or PRISON? I'd pick jail, but not prison.

Jails and prisons are excruciatingly different, as are city, county, state and federal jails/prisons.
03/10/2011
kinky girlfriend kinky girlfriend
Quote:
Originally posted by Solar Ray
So which would you choose... jail for six months or no sex for 5 years. Let's say it's a minimum security jail so you're not in there with the worst of the worst.

Versus... no sex for 5 years... not even masturbation (not sure how ...
ya I'm afraid of jail never will do anything I can go there for,especially since I have severe ibs and need a very special diet...Id rather have all the freedom of other things like being able to go to work,shop and do wat I want...no sex for 5 years is less scary to me..and ya no one could stop you from masterbating.
03/10/2011
*Ashley* *Ashley*
I cant even vote! Too hard of a choice! lol.
I'd go with 'No jail' for sure, but the no sex OR masturbation, for 5 years?!? That sucks.
03/10/2011
Alyjazz Alyjazz
No jail for me. I'm not scared to go, but jail screws up more than just your sex life. Can be hard to get a job, hard to travel to another country, hard to get financial support later (loans and such), your away from your family, you have to report in to a parole officer every week until your paroles done once your out. Bleh. No thanks. I'd gladly give up sex.
03/10/2011
Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
I love sex, but jail scares the crap out of me, too. I hope I never have to make this decision, but I do know how terribly depressed I get without sex, so I'd take the short term route, and go six months in jail, I think.
03/10/2011
Alyjazz Alyjazz
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunsmoke
I'm sorry - this in one of those dumb-ass what-if questions that have no merit. Help me understand - what's the point?
SO not a fan of your negativity in the threads all the time. why even comment?
03/10/2011
hornypoet69 hornypoet69
The OP did say minimum security prison. So in theory it would be with white collar criminals and the like, not the gangsters and rapists. Definitely no to the "bonus sex". In fact I am a bit offended by the implication there. Rape is not sex, and is definitely not a "bonus". However, to answer the question I would definitely choose jail. In fact I have moments where I think jail might be okay. All my needs taken care of, a simple, structured life. I couldn't do it forever, but 6 months would be fine. Especially if the alternative was no sex or masturbation for 5 years.
04/03/2011
sexyintexas sexyintexas
Quote:
Originally posted by Solar Ray
So which would you choose... jail for six months or no sex for 5 years. Let's say it's a minimum security jail so you're not in there with the worst of the worst.

Versus... no sex for 5 years... not even masturbation (not sure how ...
Yeah this is a hard one but I think I would rather tough it out for the six months!
04/03/2011
purplekidney purplekidney
I voted for no sex, but he says "possibly jail," so I guess the vote isn't too accurate. I would go with no sex/masturbation because I have a low sex drive and I think I could manage that without much trouble (as long as he could avoid bugging me!).
04/07/2011
hjtee hjtee
I'd rather jail for six months.
I have nothing on the outside except my husband, and we're currently going through 6 months living apart. No big deal really.
04/09/2011
Mommy2 Mommy2
Jail for 6 months
04/09/2011
MaryExy MaryExy
I'd rather not have sexual stimulation for 5 years. I'm a wimpy nerd. Nuff said.
04/09/2011
nicole07 nicole07
I choose jail! lol
04/11/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
Gee - talk about rough.
But I'd have to go without sex and no jail. I don't want to be a jailbird and I couldn't deal with the conditions in there! Too dirty for my liking!
04/11/2011
Apirka Apirka
Send me to jail please!
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