Nope, the one time I went to a bar I did get kicked out though. But that was because my ID had expired without me knowing. It's not a driver's license so I didn't pay attention to when it was up unfortunately.
Almost. I was incredibly trashed and fell over on the dance floor. They said I had to go but my husband (then boyfriend) argued with them that I was naturally clumsy (which I am). They let it go after that.