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GravyCakes GravyCakes
Funniest or worst pick up lines you've ever heard. My friend once told me 1 that he said got a girl's number. He came up to me, stuck his finger in his mouth, wiped it on my shirt, & said, "Let's go get you out of those wet clothes." I couldn't stop laughing.
05/17/2011
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Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
Worst one I heard in a bar in NYC back in the 80's:
"Your pants must be made of Windex 'cause I can sure see myself in them."

Worst one I've heard in a Florida bar (from a guy who was eating the free peanuts):
"I hate peanuts. What say I eat you instead?"

Guys seem to be a lot more creative than girls with these things. The last pick-up line I heard a bar-fly use on Alan was "Wanna Fuck?" The look on his face was priceless.
05/18/2011
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