Renaming - which toys would you, and why?

PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
'God' came to you today and said that like Adam named all of the animals in the garden of Eden, your job was to rename all of the toys in our garden of Eden. Whatever you chose for names, they would instantly be changed and no one will have known they were named something beforehand.

Which toys would your rename? What would you base your name choices on?
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Sammi Sammi
Hmmm...that's a tough one.

I'd rename the Hitachi to "The Power and the Glory" for obvious reasons
edeneve edeneve
geez, that's a hard question. I'd probably rename the ones I don't like, though.
hillys hillys
I don't know what I would name them but the VR series needs names instead of numbers.
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