Stories of the bizarre and macabre.

El-Jaro El-Jaro
This is for you Goth and Gary. I love stories of how messed up people are in hotel rooms.

Can anyone else share stories?
12/10/2009
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Jen&Clint Jen&Clint
When I say this post the first thing I thought of was this H.P. Lovecraft book I have. Sadly I have no stories to share Well except for my husbands thing for wanting to try human flesh?? Such an odd guy.
12/10/2009
Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Jen&Clint
When I say this post the first thing I thought of was this H.P. Lovecraft book I have. Sadly I have no stories to share Well except for my husbands thing for wanting to try human flesh?? Such an odd guy.
Lol - I had the same thought .

I have no stories either, that I can think of right now either.
12/10/2009
Envy Envy
ROFL!

Does it have to be all hotel related? I'll just copy and paste what I put in the other thread, no need to hijack it after all, lol.

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Haha, I work at the crappy Motel 6(66). 3 years, only 48 cents above min wage. >:/ I need a raise with how much work they give me....

And more stories? Well.... I heard that before I worked there this guy died in his sleep in bed in I think it was room 130, 131.... around that section. Heart attack or something.

And about a year or two ago someone tried to commit suicide in a room, I think 242. I had to clean the room after paramedics came to get him, blood all in the tub and on a bunch of towels.

And then when I first started working there one of my coworkers got attacked and the lady was arrested--she was going around making threats saying she was going to shoot people with a shotgun. Obviously she was high on something, she said the coworker had come the day before and had beaten and raped her daughter. Thing was, the daughter had no idea what was going on and the guy hadn't even worked the day before.

Oh! Same coworker later on walked into a room that had blood EVERYWHERE. On the beds, walls, bathroom, even the ceiling! He found a bloody screwdriver too, but it was all fake blood. Stupid kids....

Then one time I had a room this 30+ year old guy thought it funny to leave condoms lying around. They weren't used, just out of the package, but I guess he wanted me to go on a scavanger hunt to find them all; idiot.... There was one in the curtain, one on the showerhead of the tub, one on the vanity light, one under the bed, one behind the nightstand, and I think one behind the TV....

Oh, and recently I think it was the manager who walked in to inspect a room and the Head Housekeeper (my boss) didn't notice a condom hanging from the sprinkler head above the bed....

I swear, some people....
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12/10/2009
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Funny you mention it, I'm a HUGE HP Lovecraft fan. He's the scariest writer EVER. Stephen King can only hope to get 5% as good as HP.
12/10/2009
Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
Funny you mention it, I'm a HUGE HP Lovecraft fan. He's the scariest writer EVER. Stephen King can only hope to get 5% as good as HP.
He is my favorite writer - I started reading him when I was 5 or 6, way before I tried King.
12/10/2009
Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Envy
ROFL!

Does it have to be all hotel related? I'll just copy and paste what I put in the other thread, no need to hijack it after all, lol.

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Haha, I work at the crappy Motel 6(66). 3 years, only 48 cents above min wage. ... More
Eww! You definitely need a raise.
12/10/2009
Jen&Clint Jen&Clint
Lovecraft rocks. Hubby turned me onto the books best thing I have ever read, well besides Forgotten Realms I have this dark elf/drow thing going on.

Goth- you so need more money to work where you do
12/10/2009
El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Jen&Clint
Lovecraft rocks. Hubby turned me onto the books best thing I have ever read, well besides Forgotten Realms I have this dark elf/drow thing going on.

Goth- you so need more money to work where you do
Ah Drizzt, I'd so be his...(cough) anyway!
12/10/2009
Jen&Clint Jen&Clint
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
Ah Drizzt, I'd so be his...(cough) anyway!
LOL I haven't gotten into the Drizzt books yet but the others I have read are all based about 5 years after he went MIA. Come to think about it a few in my books I would have my way with and Drizzt is included
12/10/2009
Jen&Clint Jen&Clint
oops meant to say a few of the guys in my books
12/10/2009
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Jen&Clint
When I say this post the first thing I thought of was this H.P. Lovecraft book I have. Sadly I have no stories to share Well except for my husbands thing for wanting to try human flesh?? Such an odd guy.
I would totally try human flesh too!
12/11/2009
El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Gary
I would totally try human flesh too!
Pork rinds...pretty much the same thing....so I've heard...
12/11/2009
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Envy
ROFL!

Does it have to be all hotel related? I'll just copy and paste what I put in the other thread, no need to hijack it after all, lol.

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Haha, I work at the crappy Motel 6(66). 3 years, only 48 cents above min wage. ... More
Wow, the bloody screwdriver/blood everywhere one... what do you in that situation? Call the cops & then clean it up? Damn! It is kind of funny to just hear about, but I am sure it would be quite different if I had to deal with it.
12/11/2009
Envy Envy
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Originally posted by Gary
Wow, the bloody screwdriver/blood everywhere one... what do you in that situation? Call the cops & then clean it up? Damn! It is kind of funny to just hear about, but I am sure it would be quite different if I had to deal with it.
Thing was it was fake blood. Probably some college kids playing a prank on us. We get that a lot, pranks, vandalism, etc.

One time when going into a trashed room, these guys had pulled the fan out of the ceiling in the bathroom, and upon lifting the matress you could see the boxspring had a slit in it and all these needles were inside. The room was a complete mess, too, broken ashtrays and everything.
12/11/2009
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Think its haunted?

Ever have two hot guys in an old black Impala show up?
12/11/2009
Envy Envy
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
Think its haunted?

Ever have two hot guys in an old black Impala show up?
Wouldn't know, with having messed up hormones due to pills, I don't find any guys hot. (Unless maybe they look real feminine, but that's more cute to me. I haven't been attracted to anyone, not even my bf, in over a year or so.)

As for haunted, there have been a few rooms the smoke detectors and TVs randomly turn on. Scared the hell out of me while I was making the bed, I ran out of the room!
12/11/2009
ArmyWife Kira ArmyWife Kira
My husband and I met while working at a department store. He worked on the dock and I worked at fragrance.

Anyway, the guys on the dock were responsible for cleaning restrooms and dressing rooms. People apparently like to shit in dressing rooms. Frequently. So odd.

There was also a time that my husband and a friend had to clean a bathroom stall that was COATED in shit. The person had basically finger painted the stall with it. He said it was the worst thing he ever had to do and he's a soldier. Must have been pretty bad.
12/11/2009
El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Envy
Wouldn't know, with having messed up hormones due to pills, I don't find any guys hot. (Unless maybe they look real feminine, but that's more cute to me. I haven't been attracted to anyone, not even my bf, in over a year or ... More
I was talking about Sam and Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
12/11/2009
Jen&Clint Jen&Clint
Now those 2 can show up at my house anytime haunted or not.
12/11/2009
Gary Gary
Years ago I had a Maxim subscription, and the one issue had a feature on testing hotels. There were a few tests: black light test, hooker test (see if the desk guy would recommend or call hookers), and the dead body test. There were one or two others I can't recall, but the body test was funny. They would wrap someone up in whatever (I think it was a rug one time), and see if they were able to sneak this out the main front doors of the hotel. It was funny!
12/11/2009
Envy Envy
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
I was talking about Sam and Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
Oh I wouldn't know, I don't watch TV. Or rather, barely do if at all.
12/11/2009
Envy Envy
Well, another thing happened at my work. Well two things....

Aparently some guests' pitbull attacked a poor Doxie and almost bit his little head off. Said dog almost got one of my coworkers. The guests were DNRed, and the guy who's dog was attacked keeps saying he wants to carry around a shotgun with him at all times now....

Some guest in either room 331 or 332 tried to commit suicide by taking about 30 sleeping pills. Paramedics and everything came to get her and rush her to the hospital. I don't know if she's okay or not.

That's pretty much it for now. I don't work during the holidays this year, thank god for vacation time.
12/23/2009
El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Envy
Well, another thing happened at my work. Well two things....

Aparently some guests' pitbull attacked a poor Doxie and almost bit his little head off. Said dog almost got one of my coworkers. The guests were DNRed, and the guy who's dog ... More
wow...now what if the bear trap on legs would've gotten the overdose chick...

Ever see the first "Silent Night, deadly night"? Classic...esp the ax on the sledding hill!
12/23/2009
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
wow...now what if the bear trap on legs would've gotten the overdose chick...

Ever see the first "Silent Night, deadly night"? Classic...esp the ax on the sledding hill!
The Bear Trap on legs was funny. It took me a second, but then I was laughing!
12/24/2009
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Envy
Thing was it was fake blood. Probably some college kids playing a prank on us. We get that a lot, pranks, vandalism, etc.

One time when going into a trashed room, these guys had pulled the fan out of the ceiling in the bathroom, and upon ... More
Oh, I just meant... do you ever have to notify the authorities just in case?
12/24/2009
Envy Envy
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Originally posted by Gary
Oh, I just meant... do you ever have to notify the authorities just in case?
Not sure, that's up to managament--we just report to our supervisor, we don't make the calls ourselves.
12/25/2009
Sassybunny85 Sassybunny85
It's not really so much gruesome as it is annoying, but our most recent hotel stay found my husband and I on our bed in our room. He was laying on his stomach working on his laptop, and I was sitting with a book. All of a sudden, our bed started moving back and forth, and you could hear a bed slapping against the wall the same time as ours. Apparently the people next door were having sex. I was amazed. Sex so good the neighbor's bed moves?? Ha ha!
12/25/2009
Miss Jane Miss Jane
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
Think its haunted?

Ever have two hot guys in an old black Impala show up?
LOL
12/26/2009
Miss Jane Miss Jane
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
This is for you Goth and Gary. I love stories of how messed up people are in hotel rooms.

Can anyone else share stories?
This isn't so much a story as an odd fact.

In the town I grew up in, the funeral home was this enormous three story building with odd rooms and just a general strange atmosphere.

It used to be a brothel. It's also supposedly haunted.
12/26/2009
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