T-shirt "One-Liner" Ideas

Contributor: Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
My kids love Icarly and they love the fact that they always seem to be wearing homemade shirts with one-liners on them. Can you think of any adult one-liners you think would be funny to put on a shirt.
Mine would be...and this is very adult mind you...
"Emergency Cum Rag"
Sorry, that was gross...
04/20/2012
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Contributor: Ghost Ghost
I just want a shirt that says "No."
04/23/2012