The worst pick-up line ever?

Falsepast Falsepast
what is the worst pick-up line you have ever heard as a joke or otherwise
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i dont know any. it's not a good idea to use pick up lines on me anyways, im too observant :/ i figure it out before they pretty much can
Lickable Lollie Lickable Lollie
After I was already with my boyfriend he said to me, "You remind me of my pinky toe, cuz I can see myself banging you on my coffee table"
TheCleansing TheCleansing
"Did you fall from heaven? Because you really must have fucked up your face."

"My dick died, can I bury it in your ass?"
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