What's the strangest thing that someone has ever told you?

Contributor: ImportPerv ImportPerv
Let's have sex at the cemetery...
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Contributor: Bleu Bleu
That I have a baby face. Honestly, I didn't think I did but I look younger than I do.

I would totally have sex in a cemetery, though. On a warm night..
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Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
"Want to goat your cracker?"
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Contributor: Ansley Ansley
The list is long and distinguished. I know some really, um, unique individuals.
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Contributor: Ayumi Ayumi
"I think you are really cute...but, I'm white. Does that bother you?"
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Contributor: kkizzee05 kkizzee05
I was once asked the totally over used "Can you tutor me in Sex Ed." is was pretty funny at the time, but I had to decline his offer lol
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Contributor: Chelynn67 Chelynn67
Quote:
Originally posted by ImportPerv
Let's have sex at the cemetery...
haha...me too
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Contributor: js250 js250
I have never slept with boobs like yours......(and he didn't with then, either.)
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