Qualities of a great/bad porn penis

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Qualities of a great/bad porn penis

Kkay Kkay
I guess it's kind of an all of the above to me.
08/25/2011
Ansley Ansley
I have one porn from Hustler where the guy has pearly penile papule syndrome and if you're not in the know of said syndrome it looks like he has genital warts all around the head and it's not very attractive---as far as porn penises go, that is. If it were your average Joe Shmoe, I'd probably have a different stance on it.

I guess I don't think the penis is ugly or anything like that so as long as there aren't any noticeable defects, I'm good with it. In porn, size does matter. The bigger, the better. (And can we get these women a gallon of lube and figure out a way to direct-line it to their crotch, please?)
08/29/2011
sexyintexas sexyintexas
Lolol @ Saphire Storm. I love penises, most all of them. I don't want them to have gross malformations but I appriciate all normal ones. Small, large, fat, thin, circumsized and uncircumsized....mmmm penises
08/29/2011
Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by sexyintexas
Lolol @ Saphire Storm. I love penises, most all of them. I don't want them to have gross malformations but I appriciate all normal ones. Small, large, fat, thin, circumsized and uncircumsized....mmmm penises
There's nothing worse than a guy thrusting without caution when you can clearly see that the girl isn't wet at all. I feel for her and it totally kills the fantasy. But, yeah I'm with you---as long as it's hard, I'm good.
08/29/2011
LittleA LittleA
I like to watch a nice thick cock, especially when she takes it well, it is so hot.
11/03/2011
Cherrylane Cherrylane
I haven't noticed too many penises in particular that really got me off or turned me off one way or another. What usually ruins the mood for me is to catch a glimpse of the greasy flushed & fake tanned face of a male porn star doing a grotesque male porn star sex face... Ruins everything. I find like 99.9% of those guys totally gross. I'd prefer to not have to acknowledge that they're whole and real people, rather than bionic cocks on stilts.
11/04/2011
punkstar283 punkstar283
I agree, I think it has to fit the person as well
12/15/2011
goofballmaster goofballmaster
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Originally posted by OhMy!
Since we've already comparing people's preferences of breast size/shape and the real/fake aspect of porn actresses, we thought we'd move over to the actors.

So, guys and gals, when you're watching an adult film, what qualities ...
I like to see cocks with girth, like Shane Diesel.
01/22/2012
Katelyn Katelyn
Great topic! We are always talking about breasts or women body parts I love this one. I was watching a Sasha Gray film the other day and I noticed how very unattractive all the men in her orgy were. They only thing they had going for the was Penis size whereas Sasha is expected to be perfect in everyway.
01/26/2012
spineyogurt spineyogurt
Shape!
02/02/2012
Brandon Lee Brandon Lee
Balance: It should have a good balance of everything. Scottish Love Knott, the star has a great balance and a penis with a great "it" factor. Sometimes hard to identify what it is, you just know when you see it.
02/17/2012
Caus Caus
All of those!
03/13/2012
Girly Juice Girly Juice
I love uncut cocks in porn! I wish there were more of them. I find them soooo much more attractive than cut ones.
04/10/2012
Incendiaire Incendiaire
I think proportion is important, I don't like a really thick shaft paired with a tiny head, or one which is long but not very thick.

It also really turns me off if the guy has a noticeable scar, or the head looks dry and leathery.

I'm not keen on ones which are too veiny either.
04/12/2012
Vaginas Vaginas
honestly some penises just look strange
08/02/2012
squire squire
Not something I pay too much attention to, but guess I'd have to say proportionality.
08/02/2012
Cora Jane Cora Jane
All of the above! I don't think I could narrow it down to just one factor.
08/03/2012
sweetpea12 sweetpea12
Quote:
Originally posted by OhMy!
Since we've already comparing people's preferences of breast size/shape and the real/fake aspect of porn actresses, we thought we'd move over to the actors.

So, guys and gals, when you're watching an adult film, what qualities ...
Mostly color and shape, there are some seriously gross looking penises...
10/11/2012
Cat E. Cat E.
The first thing I look for is the head. Mark Davis has got a great one.
12/04/2012
llellsee llellsee
Shape and girth are the most important factors for me.
12/04/2012
spiced spiced
In porn, I like to see large cocks, with the right balance of length to girth (so that it LOOKS...masterful) with proportionally-sized balls. I like guys who are naturally not too hairy (and not shaved). That lovely cock needs to be attached to a guy with a nice body and at least a decent face. A sexy personality is always good too.
12/19/2012
falalena falalena
Quote:
Originally posted by OhMy!
Since we've already comparing people's preferences of breast size/shape and the real/fake aspect of porn actresses, we thought we'd move over to the actors.

So, guys and gals, when you're watching an adult film, what qualities ...
i prefer them to be shaved, and girth is more important than length.
12/26/2012
Noelle Noelle
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Originally posted by OhMy!
The only other thing we forgot to include in the choices that really ruins it are saggy balls. No matter how great-looking the actor is, the saggy balls kill it every time!
12/26/2012
Noelle Noelle
Quote:
Originally posted by OhMy!
Since we've already comparing people's preferences of breast size/shape and the real/fake aspect of porn actresses, we thought we'd move over to the actors.

So, guys and gals, when you're watching an adult film, what qualities ...
The bigger and longer, the better as far as I am concerned.
12/26/2012
1001 Pleasures 1001 Pleasures
I think how it looks hard is the main thing. Big isn't nearly as nice if the guy can't get it up.
01/01/2013
Shanedawson608 Shanedawson608
Quote:
Originally posted by OhMy!
Since we've already comparing people's preferences of breast size/shape and the real/fake aspect of porn actresses, we thought we'd move over to the actors.

So, guys and gals, when you're watching an adult film, what qualities ...
I oddly prefer to watch those with a similar shape to my own....above average with a larger than average girth.
01/21/2013
Trysexual Trysexual
A little bit of everything.
01/21/2013
783883877299373783 783883877299373783
The person on the end of it. Someone can have the 'best'penis but if they have no chemistry, personality or charisma then it might as well be a dildo!
02/11/2013
OhMy! OhMy!
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Originally posted by 783883877299373783
The person on the end of it. Someone can have the 'best'penis but if they have no chemistry, personality or charisma then it might as well be a dildo!
Very interesting point, Minx. That said, what defines your "best" penis - even if it is a dildo?
02/17/2013
MrsHouseWife MrsHouseWife
It definitely has to fit the person. But things like bad/odd colour will turn me off straight way and I will not watch it any more. I am also not interested ion overly large length or girth but something just a little bigger is nice.
A big thing for me is balls, that aren’t always the most attractive feature on a man, but they also have to fit the person and be in some way visually appealing.
I am with Beck on the Hair and Curve issue as well
02/17/2013
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