Worst Pick Up Lines you've heard?

MzL MzL
What are some of the worst pick-up lines you've heard? I'll go first: "Why don't you come help me with my plumbing?"
10/12/2012
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libra777 libra777
It's an oldie but for ever stuck in my mind as the worst-

Baby your feet must hurt because you have been running in my mind all day.

How many drinks does it take to get you naked was a corny one but it made me laugh because there is no good answer LOL
10/14/2012
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