Our "Dorky Gifts" are made type gifts not purchased, but we think they still count.
Me to her, one of those crazy kids plastic ring things that melt together with an iron. Shape of a heart. I made it for her birthday when we didn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. It was dorky, but she still loves it.
From her to me, she knew I wanted a boat, so I got a boat made from aluminum foil that she made for me. I don't have the real boat any more but I damn sure got that foil boat still!