Surprise Me assignments – forum batch 1 – first come, first served.

Victoria Victoria
Surprise Me assignments are not what they were a year ago – they’re not toys we already carry (for the most part) – now they are toys that have been sent to us by manufacturers and distributors so that we can decide if we want to carry them. These assignments are not Description Reviews; they are regular verified reviews (just like if you’d requested the item).

So, assigning these sponsored toys through Surprise Me was getting a little tough – either toys were taking a week or two to be accepted or they were being declined because the people I assigned them to saw the photo and the status, were put off by it and declined. All of this was hampering the process…so I wanted to come up with a new way (for now, at least) to match these toys up better and get them out faster.

Do not even think about requesting one of the Surprise Me assignments until you read this and understand the whole deal:

These products are not for sale on our site and are marked in system as ‘Discontinued’ (or similar) because we have not fully uploaded/ set them up for sale – which is also why the photos are not Eden quality and the properties are sparse. Your product and material preferences cannot be applied because the products are not entered fully in that way. You cannot find them on the site either.

We have not decided whether to carry the products yet…and you get to help us decide.

These are Assigned reviews (meaning verified). This also means they can only be assigned to Advanced Level contributors.

The products will be assigned for onsite reviews but it’s ok to continue the review on your blog with pics, video and additional commentary; however, the onsite review must be a complete review. There will be a little message underneath saying “This review was sponsored by ‘manufacturers name here’. However, no editorial content was compromised.” Once your review is up, the photo will be next to it but unless we decide to sell the product, there will not be a price or the option to add it to a wishlist.

Ok...all that being said…all prerequisite info shared...now to the how-are-we-doing-this thing info: Different. Differently. That’s how!

I am listing 10 products at a time in forum threads. TEN. I can only list the info I have, so I will list the name of the toy and any description I think might be helpful. 1 – 10. And guess what, it’s first come, first served. So, if you think you might want to try one of these products, you reply to the thread and say “I want that Humungo Dong pls” – make sure you put the name and the number of the one you’d like assigned to you.

Monday through Friday, I will check these threads daily and assign the toys as they are requested. I need you to be timely about accepting the assignments - within 24 hours, please. And only decline the product you requested with good reasoning.

So, the products below? First come, first serve.

And I will not being putting up another batch of 10 until all of the 10 below are assigned and accepted. Fear not, request away – we have lots and lots of toys and I’ll make sure there’s an interesting mix in each thread. And I’ll re-post all of this info each time, so that anyone who missed this one won’t be confused.

If any products get requested then declined, I will post about the toy being available for dibs again.

Any questions should be directed to my email: victoria@edenfantasys. com

1. Hannah Harper Authentic Love Doll (fancy blonde love doll, info: Real 3D-Formed Face and Real Hair, Voluptous Breasts Firm Nipples, Soft Smooth Vagina made of Fanta-Flesh, Soft Smooth Anus made of Fanta-Flesh, Vibrating Bullet with Multi-speed,Remote, Moveable Arms, Painted Toenails, Painted Fingernails)

2. Purple pleasure bondage set by Fetish Fantasy (1 Pair of wrist cuffs - 4.5 Inches wide, 1 Pair of ankle cuffs - 4.5 Inches wide, 1 Lover's blindfold, 1 Hard rubber gag with breathable holes - 3.5 Inches wide, fully adjustable,Velcro straps)

3. Goo Gobblin granny love doll by PipeDream (3 holes - oral, vaginal and anal, comes with her own dentures)

4. A.T.M. Ass to mouth masturbator by PipeDream (ass entrance on one end, mouth on the other end, super-soft Fanta-Flesh, pocket pussy size)

5. Fanta-Flesh pussy and ass by PipeDream (big and fully realistic)

6. Climax clicks Two hearts cock ring – Blue, by Topco (Big, Extra stretchy cock ring with 7 functions of vibration and pulsation, Super soft heart shaped bullet holder, Sunburst bullet holder teases his testicles, or reverse it and wear sun burst above the shaft to please her, Silky Smooth no-slip grip controller with separate on/off button adjusts vibration with a "click", Bullets can be used with or without the cock ring, Waterproof, Phthalate-free)

7. TitanMen Nite Stix slave 12" (rounded tip, dual textures and a ribbed shaft)

8. Power Swerve G Stimulator – Red, BMS Enterprises (vibrations from the base to tip, included 3-Speed Power Bullet is removable for use on its own. Length: 5.75 inches, Width: 1 inch, Circumference/Girth: 3 1/8 inches, Material: TPR, Multi-speed, 3 Cell Batteries (included), Waterproof)

9. Power Swerve G Stimulator – Purple, BMS Enterprises (vibrations from the base to tip, included 3-Speed Power Bullet is removable for use on its own. Length: 5.75 inches, Width: 1 inch, Circumference/Girth: 3 1/8 inches, Material: TPR, Multi-speed, 3 Cell Batteries (included), Waterproof)

10. Spandex Open-Mouth Hood – Black, by Fetish Fantasy (very stretchy)
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Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Ok, I totally, totally want #5. Huge, fantaflesh ass?

Taylor will love me forever.
05/08/2009
Sammi Sammi
Ooh, I'd like #9
05/08/2009
Victoria Victoria
Wooot! Way to kick it off ladies
05/08/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
OMG Yetti so needs to do the one for number 3.
05/08/2009
Red Red
I'll put my bid in on #1!

My husband is going to "love" me
05/08/2009
Red Red
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Originally posted by Cinnamon Chambers
OMG Yetti so needs to do the one for number 3.
i love that she comes with her own dentures
05/08/2009
Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by Cinnamon Chambers
OMG Yetti so needs to do the one for number 3.
He's gonna get typecast as a doll-fucker! ahahaha
05/08/2009
Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Cinnamon Chambers
OMG Yetti so needs to do the one for number 3.
lol - I was thinking the same thing
05/08/2009
Sleeping Dreamer Sleeping Dreamer
Definitely #1, it would be like my husband fucking another woman,
05/08/2009
Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by Sleeping Dreamer
Definitely #1, it would be like my husband fucking another woman,
Red got to it first. Uh oh
05/08/2009
Sleeping Dreamer Sleeping Dreamer
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Originally posted by Victoria
Red got to it first. Uh oh
I just saw that! The girl is fast but she'll write one hell of a review, I hope to heaven she provides some pics on her blog!
05/08/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
I would love to review #2 because I love the purple in the Fetish Fantasy series but the whole my-husband-is-in-anoth er-country thing really makes me wonder if I -should-.
05/08/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
I would love to review #2 because I love the purple in the Fetish Fantasy series but the whole my-husband-is-in-anoth er-country thing really makes me wonder if I -should-.
I think I'll have to pass and give someone who can do it more justice the chance.
05/08/2009
Red Red
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Originally posted by Sleeping Dreamer
I just saw that! The girl is fast but she'll write one hell of a review, I hope to heaven she provides some pics on her blog!
You're awesome SD, thanks for the good review mojo!

Oh there will be pics. I have a lot of plans brewing for what I'll do with Hannah.

My poor husband might be a tad overwhelmed by this one, but it's ok - I have strap-ons...
05/08/2009
jedent jedent
#7 please if you will bestow it upon me!
05/08/2009
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
I couldn't do real justice to any of these, but I just want to say that this is a really neat idea!
05/08/2009
Average Joe Average Joe
Let's try #6 but I have to say, the Granny with dentures sounds pretty hot. ha.
05/09/2009
megganmarie megganmarie
I would love to try #8, Power Swerve G Stimulator.
05/10/2009
Lara Lara
Can I give #10 a try?
05/10/2009
Lara Lara
Oops! Forgot to give all the information... Could I please try #10, Spandex Open-Mouth Hood – Black, by Fetish Fantasy.
05/10/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
I have a question about how this new Surprise Me! system works. If you are on a normal verified review assignment (monthly free request, basically), can you still request one of the items on the Surprise Me list? Or do you have to finish your current assignment before you can request a Surprise Me item? Are there any other circumstances under which an advanced contributor cannot request a Surprise Me item?

I think this is an awesome way to do Surprise Me assignments!
05/10/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
My question is the same as Miss Cinnamon's. Also, do we have to wait a month after revieving our last assignment before we can requestion a Surprise me on this new system??
I think this is a great idea! Thanks!
05/11/2009
Fun Lover Fun Lover
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Originally posted by Victoria
Surprise Me assignments are not what they were a year ago – they’re not toys we already carry (for the most part) – now they are toys that have been sent to us by manufacturers and distributors so that we can decide if we want to carry them. These ... More
Surprise with a twist I like it!
05/11/2009
Tuesday Tuesday
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Originally posted by Mamastoys
My question is the same as Miss Cinnamon's. Also, do we have to wait a month after revieving our last assignment before we can requestion a Surprise me on this new system??
I think this is a great idea! Thanks!
Or is it a month since the date of our last request? Or is it a month since the last date a product was assigned to us? When does the 30 day clock start ticking?
05/11/2009
Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by Tuesday
Or is it a month since the date of our last request? Or is it a month since the last date a product was assigned to us? When does the 30 day clock start ticking?
I have *NEWS*!!! I went to the boss about this, as I'd like to see these Surprise Me assignments move more quickly and get the feedback up faster for everyone to read.

We discussed this today and the verdict is: FOR SURPRISE ME ASSIGNMENTS ONLY, there is no waiting period, they do not count towards your 30 days and you can do more than one Surprise Me assignment a month.

That does *Not* mean that you should ask for 2 assignments in the same day or even the same week, just accept the assignments that you can handle and complete in a fair turn-around time. I will notice

These are still assigned/verified reviews, so you will not be able to request an assignment if you have 2 or more outstanding assignments that are waiting to have reviews written.

These changes will be implemented in the system within a week.

Um, you're welcome
05/11/2009
Red Red
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Originally posted by Victoria
I have *NEWS*!!! I went to the boss about this, as I'd like to see these Surprise Me assignments move more quickly and get the feedback up faster for everyone to read.

We discussed this today and the verdict is: FOR SURPRISE ME ... More
That's SO hot. You rule.
05/11/2009
LilyLust LilyLust
is the change just for the batches you put up in forum or for the all surprise me requests?
05/11/2009
Victoria Victoria
It is for ALL Surprise Me assignments. And yes, I do rule

Now somebody request the damn granny doll!!!
05/11/2009
Lara Lara
That is sooooo awesome! Thank you!!
05/11/2009
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