What's the worst toy you've used?

thesquaredeific thesquaredeific
Ever get a toy which just absolutely didn't work out?
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Cat E. Cat E.
Yes. I tried the one here, something like Rock Star Stevie. Awful.
Why Not? Why Not?
I don't remember the name of it. It was some jelly vibrator and as soon as I pulled it out of the packet I realized it was crap. Never used it.
Chou Wang Chou Wang
Well I'd say that besides the Dr. Joel Kaplan the worst toy was the Colt Rotating Beaded Probe. I wonder why it's discontinued
Trysexual Trysexual
So far the Throb Master takes the cake
Mikemanz Mikemanz
years ago, pre-silicone days latex mess
Vaginas Vaginas
some pre-eden pre-silicone crap that I got at a smoke shop
Danneh Danneh
I can't remember the name of it- but it was this purple glittery vibrator. it was super pretty. but definitely not worth it.
ToyGeek ToyGeek
A set of vibrating anal balls from Doc Johnson. They had sharp seams that needed to be sanded, and then the cord pulled apart, because the electric cord was meant to double as the retrieval cord. They've long since been discontinued, fortunately.
Girly Juice Girly Juice
The Happy Valley Joe Rock butt plug is incredibly inflexible and uncomfortable. It makes my butt cry.

Also, a huge number of cheap, weak vibrators that I used once or twice for a review and then never had any desire to use again.
Bill220 Bill220
A jelly butt plug. Don't recall the brand. The material really irritated me and it took hours for the discomfort to subside.
Toy Fiend Toy Fiend
It was some kind of jelly vibrator that the motor died on after 4 uses. It was a piece of crap.
Martiniman Martiniman
My wife would say glass dildos.
Supervixen Supervixen
The Butterfly Kiss. I cannot, for the life of me, understand why anyone likes that toy. It is so weak, that all it did was frustrate me. The bullet part is near the base, and the rest of the toy is made of that awful TPR material, which just does not carry vibrations worth a damn. The insertable part is too small and sits too shallow for g-spot stimulation, your clit has to be insanely sensitive to get anything out of the butterfly part. I peeled all the TPR off and exposed the bullet underneath, and then it became an okay bullet, but I haven't used since I got my Enchanted Crystals bullet, which is much more attractive, better made, and stronger, even if it isn't the strongest vibe on the market.
Incendiaire Incendiaire
Probably one of the Rocks Off prostate massagers, I just can't stand them.
CaseyDeuce CaseyDeuce
Lucid Dream No. 42... Just didn't work with my body
Noelle Noelle
Originally posted by thesquaredeific
Ever get a toy which just absolutely didn't work out?
Wall Banger Rabbit. The suction is worthless...Not enough power either.
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Unique posters: 17