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Are unicorn horn dildos an abomination? Also, does dildos have an e in it? Is it dildoes? Either way spell check doesn't like it.
07/09/2009
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Forum highlights on Unicorn Dildo:
Unicorns- That special category of women that want sex and not the relationship!
After browsing the forum this morning, I realized that some of the women here do not seem to be aware of what a Unicorn is. A free woman that wants...
It's A Unicorn, A fanciful Unicorn!
Let's talk about unicorns. Unicorn can be used to describe a wide variety of things, sexuality wise. It can mean a couple who waited to have sex until
Dildo Unicorn
I got a head mounted dildo in the mail today, and I felt the need to share this photo (it's not how it's meant to be worn, but I think it's awesome)
It's A Unicorn, A fanciful Unicorn!
Let's talk about unicorns. Unicorn can be used to describe a wide variety of things, sexuality wise. It can mean a couple who waited to have sex until
Unicorns- That special category of women that want sex and not the relationship!
After browsing the forum this morning, I realized that some of the women here do not seem to be aware of what a Unicorn is. A free woman that wants...
Unicorns- That special category of women that want sex and not the relationship!
After browsing the forum this morning, I realized that some of the women here do not seem to be aware of what a Unicorn is. A free woman that wants...
It's A Unicorn, A fanciful Unicorn!
Let's talk about unicorns. Unicorn can be used to describe a wide variety of things, sexuality wise. It can mean a couple who waited to have sex until
Dildo Unicorn
I got a head mounted dildo in the mail today, and I felt the need to share this photo (it's not how it's meant to be worn, but I think it's awesome)
It's A Unicorn, A fanciful Unicorn!
Let's talk about unicorns. Unicorn can be used to describe a wide variety of things, sexuality wise. It can mean a couple who waited to have sex until
Unicorns- That special category of women that want sex and not the relationship!
After browsing the forum this morning, I realized that some of the women here do not seem to be aware of what a Unicorn is. A free woman that wants...
07/09/2009
Dildo is the winner, here is a Wikipedia reference that includes word origins such as "Dil Doul".
And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!
A little know secret about the Unicorn Horn Dildo available on the Eden site, is that we have a medium sized unicorn stable behind the warehouse. So every time that we get an order for one of these dildos, someone has to go out back, kill the unicorn, and harvest the magic.
And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!
A little know secret about the Unicorn Horn Dildo available on the Eden site, is that we have a medium sized unicorn stable behind the warehouse. So every time that we get an order for one of these dildos, someone has to go out back, kill the unicorn, and harvest the magic.
07/09/2009
Rev. J. Arthur Rank
No, it is not an abomination.
Artistically, unicorns are part of subconscious sexual imagery. Think about it. The horn is a phallic symbol. Unicorns like to rest their heads in female virgins' laps. And their goat feet, well, haven't you heard the saying "As horny as a goat?"
Artistically, unicorns are part of subconscious sexual imagery. Think about it. The horn is a phallic symbol. Unicorns like to rest their heads in female virgins' laps. And their goat feet, well, haven't you heard the saying "As horny as a goat?"
07/09/2009
I didn't know they had goat feet, that's pretty cool!
07/09/2009
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and here I was thinking they just shed their horns once a year -sobs- MURDERERS!
Originally posted by
Gary
Dildo is the winner, here is a Wikipedia reference that includes word origins such as "Dil Doul".
And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!
A little know secret about the ... more
And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!
A little know secret about the ... more
Dildo is the winner, here is a Wikipedia reference that includes word origins such as "Dil Doul".
And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!
A little know secret about the Unicorn Horn Dildo available on the Eden site, is that we have a medium sized unicorn stable behind the warehouse. So every time that we get an order for one of these dildos, someone has to go out back, kill the unicorn, and harvest the magic. less
And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!
A little know secret about the Unicorn Horn Dildo available on the Eden site, is that we have a medium sized unicorn stable behind the warehouse. So every time that we get an order for one of these dildos, someone has to go out back, kill the unicorn, and harvest the magic. less
07/09/2009
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Your link doesn't work?
Originally posted by
Red
I feel like I should mention the penicorn phenomenon here...
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07/09/2009
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wow.. now that.. is disturbing!
Originally posted by
Red
I feel like I should mention the penicorn phenomenon here...
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07/09/2009
Unicorn horns? Nah. Jellyfish? Maybe.
The Bloggess is not a fan of unicorn sex; her vagina is an official unicorn-free zone, y'all.
And god forbid someone send her the link to pulsing, squirting Dragon cocks....
The Bloggess is not a fan of unicorn sex; her vagina is an official unicorn-free zone, y'all.
And god forbid someone send her the link to pulsing, squirting Dragon cocks....
07/09/2009
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WANT.
Originally posted by
Red
I feel like I should mention the penicorn phenomenon here...
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I'll admit, I lust after the unicorn dildo. I just make sure to never imagine a unicorn attached to it. Yeti, we know you wash the horns after harvest, but please make sure to boil them before sending them out. Who knows what STI may be floating in their blood?
07/09/2009
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Works for me, but here it is in "forum tricking" format
Originally posted by
Adriana Ravenlust
Your link doesn't work?
http :// www . peni-pals . com/
If you do a quick google search for penicorns, you'll find a number of pictures, and stuffed animals, as well as numerous blog references. Oh the internet!
07/09/2009
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LOL! The triceratops is great - I had never seen that before.
Originally posted by
Red
Works for me, but here it is in "forum tricking" format
http :// www . peni-pals . com/
If you do a quick google search for penicorns, you'll find a number of pictures, and stuffed animals, as well as numerous blog references. Oh the internet!
http :// www . peni-pals . com/
If you do a quick google search for penicorns, you'll find a number of pictures, and stuffed animals, as well as numerous blog references. Oh the internet!
07/09/2009
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Man, I hate how the forum screws with links some times -grumbles-
Originally posted by
Red
Works for me, but here it is in "forum tricking" format
http :// www . peni-pals . com/
If you do a quick google search for penicorns, you'll find a number of pictures, and stuffed animals, as well as numerous blog references. Oh the internet!
http :// www . peni-pals . com/
If you do a quick google search for penicorns, you'll find a number of pictures, and stuffed animals, as well as numerous blog references. Oh the internet!
But that is WEIRD
07/09/2009
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Yeti is an abomination! Yet he makes me laugh!
Originally posted by
Gary
Dildo is the winner, here is a Wikipedia reference that includes word origins such as "Dil Doul".
And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!
A little know secret about the ... more
And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!
A little know secret about the ... more
Dildo is the winner, here is a Wikipedia reference that includes word origins such as "Dil Doul".
And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!
A little know secret about the Unicorn Horn Dildo available on the Eden site, is that we have a medium sized unicorn stable behind the warehouse. So every time that we get an order for one of these dildos, someone has to go out back, kill the unicorn, and harvest the magic. less
And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!
A little know secret about the Unicorn Horn Dildo available on the Eden site, is that we have a medium sized unicorn stable behind the warehouse. So every time that we get an order for one of these dildos, someone has to go out back, kill the unicorn, and harvest the magic. less
07/09/2009
I don't have a problem with a unicorn horn dildo, its not any weirder than having a session with a dolphin dildo or having a rabbit or a hummingbird clit stimulator.
Having Hello Kitty sex does disturb me a little.....
Having Hello Kitty sex does disturb me a little.....
07/09/2009
califmom
The fact that you wrote this post on my birthday is almost as awesome as your product idea. Maybe you'd consider naming it after me, like in honor of my 40th birthday. I figure, they landed on the moon when I was born, created Sesame Street for me, why not a dildo that plays tunes for my 40th? Seems perfectly logical. We could debut it at BlogHer. Certainly we could have a prototype ready by next week. I've got one of those toothbrushes around here somewhere.
07/15/2009
Oh my god. Penipals are just too amazing. In a sick messed up kind of way, lmao You could make it little condoms as accessories!
07/15/2009
I saw an ear of corn vibrator, and in a shop in Philadelphia I saw an inflatable sheep you could have sex with and it would go"baaaa" when you squeezed it. Now that's wrong.
07/15/2009
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There's also an ear of corn glass dildo. I forget who makes it, but it made me crack up.
Originally posted by
deceased
I saw an ear of corn vibrator, and in a shop in Philadelphia I saw an inflatable sheep you could have sex with and it would go"baaaa" when you squeezed it. Now that's wrong.
The sheep, though... that's wrong. Wow.
07/15/2009
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That's just mean stealing their hornies like that. (LOL!)
Originally posted by
Gary
Dildo is the winner, here is a Wikipedia reference that includes word origins such as "Dil Doul".
And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!
A little know secret about the ... more
And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!
A little know secret about the ... more
Dildo is the winner, here is a Wikipedia reference that includes word origins such as "Dil Doul".
And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!
A little know secret about the Unicorn Horn Dildo available on the Eden site, is that we have a medium sized unicorn stable behind the warehouse. So every time that we get an order for one of these dildos, someone has to go out back, kill the unicorn, and harvest the magic. less
And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!
A little know secret about the Unicorn Horn Dildo available on the Eden site, is that we have a medium sized unicorn stable behind the warehouse. So every time that we get an order for one of these dildos, someone has to go out back, kill the unicorn, and harvest the magic. less
07/16/2009
Unicorn horns are thought to be magic in it's purest form. So yeah, I'll take some magic in me!
07/16/2009
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omg the jellyfish is totally on my wish list, right under those dragon penises Yeti posted about
Originally posted by
Victoria
Unicorn horns? Nah. Jellyfish? Maybe.
The Bloggess is not a fan of unicorn sex; her vagina is an official unicorn-free zone, y'all.
And god forbid someone send her the link to pulsing, squirting Dragon cocks.... ... more
The Bloggess is not a fan of unicorn sex; her vagina is an official unicorn-free zone, y'all.
And god forbid someone send her the link to pulsing, squirting Dragon cocks.... ... more
Unicorn horns? Nah. Jellyfish? Maybe.
The Bloggess is not a fan of unicorn sex; her vagina is an official unicorn-free zone, y'all.
And god forbid someone send her the link to pulsing, squirting Dragon cocks.... less
The Bloggess is not a fan of unicorn sex; her vagina is an official unicorn-free zone, y'all.
And god forbid someone send her the link to pulsing, squirting Dragon cocks.... less
07/16/2009
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I didn't know that they made sheep noises too. That is awesome!
Originally posted by
deceased
I saw an ear of corn vibrator, and in a shop in Philadelphia I saw an inflatable sheep you could have sex with and it would go"baaaa" when you squeezed it. Now that's wrong.
07/16/2009
idealfool
So sorry, Jenny, but you have been beaten to the market in the ipod vibrator department. link
Sorry to crush your bubble. But, maybe something in a vibrating dinosaur vagina? Just a thought.
Sorry to crush your bubble. But, maybe something in a vibrating dinosaur vagina? Just a thought.
07/18/2009
idealfool
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So sorry, Jenny, but you have been beaten to the market in the ipod vibrator department: iuuq;00xxx/pinjcpe/dpn 0link
Originally posted by
The Bloggess
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Honestly, I'm not normally judgmental but it's weird.
Honestly, I'm not normally judgmental but it's weird.
Sorry to crush your bubble. But, maybe something in a vibrating dinosaur vagina? Just a thought.
07/18/2009
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Oh, ew! Im sorry, but looking at that makes me cringe!
Originally posted by
Victoria
Unicorn horns? Nah. Jellyfish? Maybe.
The Bloggess is not a fan of unicorn sex; her vagina is an official unicorn-free zone, y'all.
And god forbid someone send her the link to pulsing, squirting Dragon cocks.... ... more
The Bloggess is not a fan of unicorn sex; her vagina is an official unicorn-free zone, y'all.
And god forbid someone send her the link to pulsing, squirting Dragon cocks.... ... more
Unicorn horns? Nah. Jellyfish? Maybe.
The Bloggess is not a fan of unicorn sex; her vagina is an official unicorn-free zone, y'all.
And god forbid someone send her the link to pulsing, squirting Dragon cocks.... less
The Bloggess is not a fan of unicorn sex; her vagina is an official unicorn-free zone, y'all.
And god forbid someone send her the link to pulsing, squirting Dragon cocks.... less
Are there really dragon cocks? Im interested.
07/18/2009
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I have a dragon vagina! Dragons are pretty close to being dinosaurs from a physical standpoint. It doesn't vibrate, but I could slid a bullet in there.
Originally posted by
idealfool
So sorry, Jenny, but you have been beaten to the market in the ipod vibrator department: iuuq;00xxx/pinjcpe/dpn 0link
Sorry to crush your bubble. But, maybe something in a vibrating dinosaur vagina? Just a thought.
Sorry to crush your bubble. But, maybe something in a vibrating dinosaur vagina? Just a thought.
07/19/2009
Under G spot vibrators, there is a banana G spotter on this very site. Food porn.....
07/20/2009
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