Are unicorn horn dildos an abomination? Also, does dildos have an e in it? Is it dildoes? Either way spell check doesn't like it.

The Bloggess The Bloggess
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Honestly, I'm not normally judgmental but it's weird.
07/09/2009
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Gary Gary
Dildo is the winner, here is a Wikipedia reference that includes word origins such as "Dil Doul".

And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!

A little know secret about the Unicorn Horn Dildo available on the Eden site, is that we have a medium sized unicorn stable behind the warehouse. So every time that we get an order for one of these dildos, someone has to go out back, kill the unicorn, and harvest the magic.
07/09/2009
Rev. J. Arthur Rank Rev. J. Arthur Rank
No, it is not an abomination.

Artistically, unicorns are part of subconscious sexual imagery. Think about it. The horn is a phallic symbol. Unicorns like to rest their heads in female virgins' laps. And their goat feet, well, haven't you heard the saying "As horny as a goat?"
07/09/2009
Gary Gary
I didn't know they had goat feet, that's pretty cool!
07/09/2009
Red Red
I feel like I should mention the penicorn phenomenon here...

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07/09/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by Gary
Dildo is the winner, here is a Wikipedia reference that includes word origins such as "Dil Doul".

And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!

A little know secret about the ... More
and here I was thinking they just shed their horns once a year -sobs- MURDERERS!
07/09/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by Red
I feel like I should mention the penicorn phenomenon here...

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Your link doesn't work?
07/09/2009
Valyn Valyn
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Originally posted by Red
I feel like I should mention the penicorn phenomenon here...

link
wow.. now that.. is disturbing!
07/09/2009
Victoria Victoria
Unicorn horns? Nah. Jellyfish? Maybe.

The Bloggess is not a fan of unicorn sex; her vagina is an official unicorn-free zone, y'all.

And god forbid someone send her the link to pulsing, squirting Dragon cocks....
07/09/2009
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
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Originally posted by Red
I feel like I should mention the penicorn phenomenon here...

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WANT.

I'll admit, I lust after the unicorn dildo. I just make sure to never imagine a unicorn attached to it. Yeti, we know you wash the horns after harvest, but please make sure to boil them before sending them out. Who knows what STI may be floating in their blood?
07/09/2009
Red Red
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Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
Your link doesn't work?
Works for me, but here it is in "forum tricking" format

http :// www . peni-pals . com/

If you do a quick google search for penicorns, you'll find a number of pictures, and stuffed animals, as well as numerous blog references. Oh the internet!
07/09/2009
Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Red
Works for me, but here it is in "forum tricking" format

http :// www . peni-pals . com/

If you do a quick google search for penicorns, you'll find a number of pictures, and stuffed animals, as well as numerous blog references. Oh the internet!
LOL! The triceratops is great - I had never seen that before.
07/09/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by Red
Works for me, but here it is in "forum tricking" format

http :// www . peni-pals . com/

If you do a quick google search for penicorns, you'll find a number of pictures, and stuffed animals, as well as numerous blog references. Oh the internet!
Man, I hate how the forum screws with links some times -grumbles-
But that is WEIRD
07/09/2009
Dragon Dragon
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Originally posted by Gary
Dildo is the winner, here is a Wikipedia reference that includes word origins such as "Dil Doul".

And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!

A little know secret about the ... More
Yeti is an abomination! Yet he makes me laugh!
07/09/2009
deceased deceased
I don't have a problem with a unicorn horn dildo, its not any weirder than having a session with a dolphin dildo or having a rabbit or a hummingbird clit stimulator.
Having Hello Kitty sex does disturb me a little.....
07/09/2009
califmom califmom
The fact that you wrote this post on my birthday is almost as awesome as your product idea. Maybe you'd consider naming it after me, like in honor of my 40th birthday. I figure, they landed on the moon when I was born, created Sesame Street for me, why not a dildo that plays tunes for my 40th? Seems perfectly logical. We could debut it at BlogHer. Certainly we could have a prototype ready by next week. I've got one of those toothbrushes around here somewhere.
07/15/2009
Purple Foxglove Purple Foxglove
Oh my god. Penipals are just too amazing. In a sick messed up kind of way, lmao You could make it little condoms as accessories!
07/15/2009
deceased deceased
I saw an ear of corn vibrator, and in a shop in Philadelphia I saw an inflatable sheep you could have sex with and it would go"baaaa" when you squeezed it. Now that's wrong.
07/15/2009
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
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Originally posted by deceased
I saw an ear of corn vibrator, and in a shop in Philadelphia I saw an inflatable sheep you could have sex with and it would go"baaaa" when you squeezed it. Now that's wrong.
There's also an ear of corn glass dildo. I forget who makes it, but it made me crack up.

The sheep, though... that's wrong. Wow.
07/15/2009
deceased deceased
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well, they still make them!!!!
07/16/2009
Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
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Originally posted by Gary
Dildo is the winner, here is a Wikipedia reference that includes word origins such as "Dil Doul".

And as for the unicorn horn being an abomination, yes it is... but that is part of the pleasure!

A little know secret about the ... More
That's just mean stealing their hornies like that. (LOL!)
07/16/2009
Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
Unicorn horns are thought to be magic in it's purest form. So yeah, I'll take some magic in me!
07/16/2009
LilyLust LilyLust
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Originally posted by Victoria
Unicorn horns? Nah. Jellyfish? Maybe.

The Bloggess is not a fan of unicorn sex; her vagina is an official unicorn-free zone, y'all.

And god forbid someone send her the link to pulsing, squirting Dragon cocks.... ... More
omg the jellyfish is totally on my wish list, right under those dragon penises Yeti posted about
07/16/2009
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by deceased
I saw an ear of corn vibrator, and in a shop in Philadelphia I saw an inflatable sheep you could have sex with and it would go"baaaa" when you squeezed it. Now that's wrong.
I didn't know that they made sheep noises too. That is awesome!
07/16/2009
idealfool idealfool
So sorry, Jenny, but you have been beaten to the market in the ipod vibrator department. link
Sorry to crush your bubble. But, maybe something in a vibrating dinosaur vagina? Just a thought.
07/18/2009
idealfool idealfool
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Originally posted by The Bloggess
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Honestly, I'm not normally judgmental but it's weird.
So sorry, Jenny, but you have been beaten to the market in the ipod vibrator department: iuuq;00xxx/pinjcpe/dpn 0link
Sorry to crush your bubble. But, maybe something in a vibrating dinosaur vagina? Just a thought.
07/18/2009
givemeadayjaime givemeadayjaime
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Originally posted by Victoria
Unicorn horns? Nah. Jellyfish? Maybe.

The Bloggess is not a fan of unicorn sex; her vagina is an official unicorn-free zone, y'all.

And god forbid someone send her the link to pulsing, squirting Dragon cocks.... ... More
Oh, ew! Im sorry, but looking at that makes me cringe!

Are there really dragon cocks? Im interested.
07/18/2009
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by idealfool
So sorry, Jenny, but you have been beaten to the market in the ipod vibrator department: iuuq;00xxx/pinjcpe/dpn 0link
Sorry to crush your bubble. But, maybe something in a vibrating dinosaur vagina? Just a thought.
I have a dragon vagina! Dragons are pretty close to being dinosaurs from a physical standpoint. It doesn't vibrate, but I could slid a bullet in there.
07/19/2009
deceased deceased
Under G spot vibrators, there is a banana G spotter on this very site. Food porn.....
07/20/2009
deceased deceased
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There are 102 people who added vibrating corn cobs to their wish list, and right now its out of stock.....you know you want it!!!!
07/20/2009
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