Twilight: Would you Do Edward or Carlisle ?

  • Christmas shipping schedule
  • 20% OFF sitewide — Code: ENJOY20

Twilight: Would you Do Edward or Carlisle ?

~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I don't find any of them attractive. Strange, I know...but it's the truth. Pretty boys aren't my thing
Idk if it's totally true to say pretty boys aren't my thing, but I'm not a fan either. Give me a man. I'm not attracted to any of them.
10/24/2010
cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
Quote:
Originally posted by kinky girlfriend
don't own this yet but looks like the perfect vampire dick you'd imagine on Edward or Carlisle,do you think? Well I'd do edward,but if I could only have Carlisle I'd do him he's hot too.
I'd do Carlisle , but I am team Jacob so that is my answer... Jacob!
10/24/2010
Gary Gary
I wouldn't do him... but I may have turned his plastic commemorative Burger King cup into a portable glory hole a few times.
10/27/2010
Sera Sera
Quote:
Originally posted by kinky girlfriend
don't own this yet but looks like the perfect vampire dick you'd imagine on Edward or Carlisle,do you think? Well I'd do edward,but if I could only have Carlisle I'd do him he's hot too.
I like Jasper. Edward's a stalker!
10/27/2010
J's Alley J's Alley
I would have to say here that it depends. Based on the movies only...Emmett, but if we are going by the books, then totally Edward as well. Sorry, I just think that Robert Pattinson is totally unattractive.

As for True Blood...Eric, hands down.

But I do own the Vamp, and I love it.
10/27/2010
J's Alley J's Alley
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
I wouldn't do him... but I may have turned his plastic commemorative Burger King cup into a portable glory hole a few times.
HAHA!!
10/27/2010
sasweetheart89 sasweetheart89
Edward.
10/28/2010
Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Well personally, I am not into guys, but that Bella, I'd go for her any day of the week at any time, even if I was having dinner in the church with my pastor and his family! well.. that might be going to far but you get the drift.
10/28/2010
Tart Tart
Shiny Twilight vampire cock FTW

I want to be the Bella in a Carlisle n' Jasper sammich.
10/28/2010
Jessica Elizabeth Jessica Elizabeth
Oh Eric from True Blood all the way ^^
11/13/2010
Naughty Student Naughty Student
I like manly men with trimmed beards...so none of these guys do it for me.
11/13/2010
Kimbertrees Kimbertrees
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I don't find any of them attractive. Strange, I know...but it's the truth. Pretty boys aren't my thing
I agree completely. But if we're going off the books instead of the movies then I'll go with Edward. My imagination makes him look so much better than the actor that plays him.
11/13/2010
celibacysucks celibacysucks
Quote:
Originally posted by kinky girlfriend
don't own this yet but looks like the perfect vampire dick you'd imagine on Edward or Carlisle,do you think? Well I'd do edward,but if I could only have Carlisle I'd do him he's hot too.
Jake should be an option. Give me hot and virile over cold and aloof any day.
11/18/2010
tits only tits only
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
I'd go for Bill or Eric (True Blood) instead
Eric for sure
11/20/2010
Sebmissive Sebmissive
Twilight vamps? No can do. My fantasy vamps would be Lestat (Stuart Townsend, not Tom Cruise), Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and... Hmm. I'm sure there are more. I just can't think of any at the moment.
12/07/2010
Miss Morphine Miss Morphine
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
I'd go for Bill or Eric (True Blood) instead
Alexander Skarsgard is quite tasty looking, but if I had to pick a twilight vampire I'd stick with the blonde theme and go with Carlisle.
12/07/2010
Poeticgoth10054 Poeticgoth10054
I'm surprised no one mentioned The Vampire Diaries? I know they don't sparkle or not as pale as Edward, but.. i have to say i love Stephan and Damon<3
11/01/2011
TameTemptress TameTemptress
Quote:
Originally posted by Alicia
Carlisle is cute but I can't get past the actor's character on Nurse Jackie to really find him attractive lol

If I have to choose a twilight vamp it'd be Edward or Emmett I guess, but I'd much rather have Eric from True Blood!
Haha, that's what I thought when I first saw Twilight. Coop!
11/01/2011
LQ LQ
I'm old enough that the vampire trend has already come and gone like twice before in my lifetime, so I'm kinda over it at this point. (Not to mention Twilight being unoriginal & what's-her-name being a terrible writer... but anyway... *gets down from soapbox*)

If I have to pick a vamp, I'll go with Spike from Buffy, thank you.

And maybe Lestat from the Vampire Chronicles: the my-imagination version, not Tom Cruise *barf* or Stuart Townsend. Eh, Stuart had the look kinda right, but didn't have the charisma. Nawh, you know, actually... I'll just stick with Blondie Bear. LoL
11/02/2011
FemmeFlo FemmeFlo
Quote:
Originally posted by kinky girlfriend
don't own this yet but looks like the perfect vampire dick you'd imagine on Edward or Carlisle,do you think? Well I'd do edward,but if I could only have Carlisle I'd do him he's hot too.
HAHAHAHAH. There are tentacle dildos, vampire dildos, zombie fleshlights ... I've seen it all on this site.

I would have to say that Eric from True Blood is the vampire I would do. I would do him HARD.
11/04/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Not a Twilight fan. I only read the first half of the first book, and at the time I enjoyed it, but when I went back to try again... I put it down like five minutes later. When you get down to it, I prefer my vampires to be glitter-free, despite the awesomeness of a sparkly dildo.

So neither, really. Can't remember Carlisle, and Edward just came off as being too creepy (and this is coming from someone with kidnapping fantasies - does that make me a hypocrite???). It's been a long time, so I can't remember many names, but Amelia Atwater-Rhodes had some vamps I wouldn't mind doing.
11/04/2011
DixieDoo DixieDoo
Carlisle, only because Edward is a virgin and I would want the one with hundreds of years of experience. But, can we talk vamps in general? Because I would kill for Eric from True Blood. That man is yummmy
11/08/2011
eeep eeep
So hard to choose, If I am going with Twilight definitely Edward. Aside from twilight Eric from True Blood or Spike from Buffy.
11/08/2011
geliebt geliebt
Ahhhh really, if I HAD to choose between the two, I guess carlisle. Not a big edward fan. Otherwise, I feel like Emmett is more my type.
But really twilight vampires are sort of outside my normal realm of sexy anyway =P
11/20/2011
Zinzai Zinzai
Quote:
Originally posted by kinky girlfriend
don't own this yet but looks like the perfect vampire dick you'd imagine on Edward or Carlisle,do you think? Well I'd do edward,but if I could only have Carlisle I'd do him he's hot too.
Totally Jasper all the way.
12/05/2011
Eucaly Eucaly
Neither!

But the toy looks great. It's one of the few semi-realistic all-silicone toys in my preferred size range!
12/05/2011
RavenWolf88 RavenWolf88
Alice and Pam please! Yummy...
12/05/2011
Callisto Callisto
Quote:
Originally posted by kinky girlfriend
don't own this yet but looks like the perfect vampire dick you'd imagine on Edward or Carlisle,do you think? Well I'd do edward,but if I could only have Carlisle I'd do him he's hot too.
I have it now but it's kinda too hard for me. The head hurts a little.
12/06/2011
aimtoplease aimtoplease
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
I'd go for Bill or Eric (True Blood) instead
true that!!
12/06/2011
meezerosity meezerosity
Neither. Lestat or Marius please.
01/06/2012
Total posts: 77
Unique posters: 66