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Does Maximus come in any other size bottles? I feel like 8 oz. would be a lot for me to use before it goes bad. Also, it seems like a big bottle to store somewhere discrete.
02/16/2009
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ScottA ScottA
It really isn't very big - I have mine it a bedside drawer. Maximus is so thick that you don't have to worry about it leaking unless you really press on the bottle. If my mind isn't playing tricks on me, the bottle is about 2-3/4" in diameter and 4-1/2 to 5 inches tall (including pump), and I think it's closer to 4.5

I think mine's good to 2013 or something (I'm not at home now, but I can check later), so I wouldn't worry about it going bad
02/16/2009
LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
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Originally posted by ScottA
It really isn't very big - I have mine it a bedside drawer. Maximus is so thick that you don't have to worry about it leaking unless you really press on the bottle. If my mind isn't playing tricks on me, the bottle is about 2-3/4" in ... More
Oh, ok. For some reason 8 oz seems a lot bigger to me. lol
02/16/2009
Gary Gary
Maximus should start marketing "Gulp" sizes, like 7-11.
02/17/2009
LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
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Originally posted by Gary
Maximus should start marketing "Gulp" sizes, like 7-11.
Haha, why not just go all out and sell kegs of it?
02/17/2009
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
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Originally posted by LikeSunshineDust
Haha, why not just go all out and sell kegs of it?
The porn industry would LOVE IT.

I actually would like smaller lube bottles with little pumps. The pumps are so nice, but I'm not having sex right now, so I really only need lube for masturbation, and getting lube out of those little bottles is a pain.
02/17/2009
ScottA ScottA
Just checked - my bottle of Maximus is good through October 2013, so it has a long shelf life.

I was off on measurements, with the pump extended it's about 5-1/2 inches tall, but it still fits very nicely in the bedside table drawer on its side, with nothing leaking out.
02/17/2009
ScottA ScottA
Just a thought - I know I've seen some bottles and such to put things such as shampoo and mouthwash in for trips, and I'm pretty sure that I saw at some point some refillable tubes with screw tops as well. Perhaps they have a small, refillable pump bottle that would be discreet?
02/17/2009
LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
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Originally posted by ScottA
Just a thought - I know I've seen some bottles and such to put things such as shampoo and mouthwash in for trips, and I'm pretty sure that I saw at some point some refillable tubes with screw tops as well. Perhaps they have a small, ... More
I know Amazon.com sells Maximus is smaller 50ml travel size bottles. Maybe I'll get one of those and a bigger bottle to refill the little one.
02/17/2009
otpaloma otpaloma
Im reading these reviews on some of these oral lubes and I just get overwhelmed. Im looking for a oral lube that doesnt taste too much like lube. Not too sticky and slimy. Something that just tastes yummy. Any help? Thanks
06/18/2009
Squirtie Squirtie
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Originally posted by otpaloma
Im reading these reviews on some of these oral lubes and I just get overwhelmed. Im looking for a oral lube that doesnt taste too much like lube. Not too sticky and slimy. Something that just tastes yummy. Any help? Thanks
I think you maybe meant to post this somewhere else but let me just answer you quickly anyway; Wet flavored lube makes the best flavored lube for the money in my opinion. Strawberry is my personal fav.

Bonus: it once made a sweet 18 year old boy sigh after sex "mmm your mouth always tastes like bubblegum..." Little did he know he was tasting my oral sex secret!
06/24/2009
Openfire Openfire
It's not BIG, but compared to the containers most lubes come in, which is probably 4 oz or less, this is a good amount of lube in a bottle .
12/18/2009
blackbilly1965 blackbilly1965
it needs to cum in a bigger bottle, 8 oz's isnt enough for us, she likes it EVERY time
02/13/2010
Captain Stubing Captain Stubing
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Originally posted by LikeSunshineDust
Does Maximus come in any other size bottles? I feel like 8 oz. would be a lot for me to use before it goes bad. Also, it seems like a big bottle to store somewhere discrete.
They make a small squirt bottle that you can easily tuck away. This one really isn't that big. Also, you can push down and twist the top to secure the pump so that it doesn't leak anywhere.
02/14/2010
laiken laiken
this looks like alot of fun!
01/21/2011
TheSinDoll TheSinDoll
Great Review! Wish listing it!!!
02/02/2011
UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
Yeah, adding this lube to my next order. Especially since I've started trying much larger dildos.
02/02/2011
CharlieBrown CharlieBrown
Very helpful, now I am prompted to purchase!
06/17/2011
Deana Marie Deana Marie
great review, im buying this.
07/01/2011
GTXecutive GTXecutive
Good info here. I've been on the fence about Maximus for a while now.
07/02/2011
RonLee RonLee
I like it enough that I've RE-ordered it before we're out of it at my house.
07/02/2011
xylia xylia
this lube is definitely worth buying, i love it.
08/01/2011
carenautilus carenautilus
Entertaining and informative review! Thanks!
08/23/2011
Lavender420 Lavender420
thanks
11/04/2011
Kate Kate
I read so many great things about Maximus so I wish it came in small sizes just so I could try it out. I always love when companies offer smaller sizes so you can try it out before committing to the bigger size
11/06/2011
tortilla tortilla
thanks for the info
12/17/2011
tortilla tortilla
thanks for the info
12/17/2011
Brusselsbrat Brusselsbrat
Thanks so much for the Reviews!
02/07/2012
Kate Kate
i've seen such great things about it but i too would like a small bottle because i have 8oz bottles of my fave stuff and still can't seem to use it all up~
02/17/2012
Oliver Gray Oliver Gray
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Originally posted by LikeSunshineDust
Oh, ok. For some reason 8 oz seems a lot bigger to me. lol
It probably will last a long time though so that's good :3
03/20/2012
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