Clever Shapes

Red Red 05/03/2009

There are some really interesting new dildo and Vibe shapes available, which look like hits and which like misses?

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Red Red
All of these toys claim to do special things based on nuances of anatomy - which are you inclined to think are a win, and which are most definitely missing the mark?
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Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
I have both the Jollie and the Little Su and love them both. Anatomically both work exceptionally well so long as you realize you're not going to be able to do vigorous thrusting and still hit all your spots. They both require the ability to get off just from a full sensation along with rocking/humping to stimulate both g-spot and clitoris.
05/03/2009
DreamyLove DreamyLove
The Ella is awesome for those who are just beginning to explore g-spot sensations and g-spot orgasms, but what I love about it, is that it can be used by seasoned squirt "pros" as well.
The Curve is really dependent on like or dislikes of it, by the woman using it. I've heard many women think that it was designed by a man with little to no experience stimulating the g-spot, so maybe that's why it's so hit or miss, as with the Ella, I have yet to hear of a woman who disliked it.

Have yet to try the Delight, and I have been lusting after it for a bit.
05/03/2009
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Out of everything you have listed, here are the toys that I think are pure win:

Little Su, Jollet, Jollie, Ella, and Delight.
11/24/2010
Madeira Madeira
Quote:
Originally posted by Red
All of these toys claim to do special things based on nuances of anatomy - which are you inclined to think are a win, and which are most definitely missing the mark?
Not that this is exactly helpful, but I think the name of the joilet is hilariously terrible, I imagine it's pronounced to rhyme with toilet, and just... yeah. Looks like a nice toy.
11/25/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
I love the Ella, and my next purchase will almost certainly be the Jollie.
11/25/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
Oops, and I also have the Curve, which is also awesome.
11/25/2010
sophie2229 sophie2229
Ella, Curve and all the jollies ones hit the mark!

I think the Delight missed, but others disagree.
12/17/2010
Xavier7 Xavier7
Quote:
Originally posted by Red
All of these toys claim to do special things based on nuances of anatomy - which are you inclined to think are a win, and which are most definitely missing the mark?
I never really liked the weird shapes myself. But to each their own.
02/21/2011
toxie m toxie m
I have and love the Ella. Can't speak for any of the other toys on here since I've yet to try them, but the Jollie, the Curve and the Delight are all on my wishlist
02/21/2011
IndependentlyHappy IndependentlyHappy
I personally like the looks of the Ella, and would like to try her as well. I haven't been familiar with it before seeing this post, but the Jollet also looks interesting as well.
02/26/2011
callsignhusker callsignhusker
these are so wildly different, what are you really looking for lol?
04/05/2011
barrettbn2 barrettbn2
I love the ella!
04/07/2011
Vexed Vexed
The Jollet looks the best to me. It has nice length and thickness, and it's shape looks like it would feel very interesting.
06/27/2011
gingernicole gingernicole
The Ella looks like something I'd be interested. The rest are just too weird.
06/29/2011
vanillaSpice vanillaSpice
I've heard nothing but good things about the Ella, though I'd love to try them all... except maybe the Little Su; it just looks too much like a scorpion/shoe form.
07/01/2011
Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
The Ella is amazing - that little lady gave me my first G-spot orgasm. The Jollet also looks really nice, but I think the company doesn't exist anymore.
08/29/2011
Neurogasm Neurogasm
I have no idea what the Jollie thinks it's doing. The Ella, however, is fantastic.
10/20/2011
Eucaly Eucaly
The Little Su is supposed to be good for those who are habituated to pillow-humping.
10/21/2011
LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
I dont know id have to try them all to let you know which is the best and worst.
10/22/2011
darkkitty darkkitty
I have wanted the Polka dot Jollie forever but its out of stock
It looks so filling and comfy just to wear while like watching a movie.
10/28/2011
Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
I have and adore the Ella, and I wish I had the Jollet.
10/29/2011
pleasurehunter pleasurehunter
wow not used to seeing such odd shapes
11/02/2011
FemmeFlo FemmeFlo
Ella is a hit. For sure. I don't know about the rest, but I would try any one of them. Props for picking body-safe toys.

I love odd shapes. Even though my boyfriend hasn't said that he feels threatened by realistic dildos, I try to buy ones that bear no resemblance to a real penis just in case. Besides, more fun.
11/04/2011
ginainohio ginainohio
i think i am going to have to get the ella
06/11/2012
Total posts: 25
Unique posters: 23
Red Red
Which look like they'll work as promised/designed/desc ribed? Why?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Carrie Ann , Selective Sensualist , Emily! , CanMan , Red Riding Hood , carenautilus , MeliPixie
7
PurpleReign , Red , Carrie Ann , Selective Sensualist , ToyGeek , Lucidity , Xavier7 , MeliPixie , Stinkytofu10 , ghalik
10
Carrie Ann , Selective Sensualist , ToyGeek , ily , MeliPixie , ghalik
6
Tuesday , Red , Carrie Ann , Lady Venus , Selective Sensualist , Emily! , OhMy! , ToyGeek , sasweetheart89 , Lucidity , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , sixfootsex , toxie m , ellejay , Red Riding Hood , Lady Marmelade , Solar Ray , Happy Camper , potstickers , PiratePrincess , Bunnycups , Xiel , The Curious Couple , darthkitt3n , Jazz , boobookittyfuk , Elnoa , Howells , EJ , eggiweg , ily , systematicweasel , unfulfilled , domsub1993 , Neurogasm , Jon S , Mew , MeliPixie , Rarity , astrohoney , ~miss senora~ , funforall7 , mpfm , bh253 , comatose-kitty , SilverMinxxx , roskat
47
PurpleReign , DreamyLove , Tuesday , Red , Carrie Ann , dv8 , Boredum , Love Buzz , Shellz31 , Insomniakillerofdreams , ~LaUr3n~ , Anne Ardeur , OhMy! , ToyGeek , rdytogo , Miss T , Xavier7 , Red Riding Hood , Totogrl , Happy Camper , potstickers , Bunnycups , Xiel , Stephanie Marie , BadgersRose , Steve of Eden , darthkitt3n , kelaaa33wish , Jazz , DCorrelle , Kdlips , MJ1337 , SiNn , sarki , seanpearl85 , Elnoa , pinkcupcakes , systematicweasel , sktb0007 , emilia , domsub1993 , Neurogasm , MeliPixie , pleasurehunter , TameTemptress , ~miss senora~ , funforall7 , mpfm , bh253 , gypsymama , roskat , ghalik
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Xavier7 , carenautilus
2
PurpleReign , Tuesday , Red , Selective Sensualist , ~LaUr3n~ , ToyGeek , dezzydezire , MeliPixie , Rarity , bh253 , ghalik , BlooJay
12
Xavier7 , MeliPixie , ghalik
3
Total votes: 139 (82 voters)
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Shellz31 Shellz31
I really like the Curve! Great for g-spot, nifty area for finger grip and it has a nice raised pattern!
11/24/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
I voted for the curve and delight since i have tried and love both.
11/25/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
I voted for the Curve and the Ella, because I own them and know they work, as well as the Jollie and the Jollet, because the reviews confirm that they work, and the Delight, because other toys of its shape have worked for me.
11/25/2010
Red Riding Hood Red Riding Hood
I made my votes based on what I would personally consider buying first. I have an angled share toy and it's awesome. I'm super curious about the curve. It has a certain sleek and girly appeal that I like.
02/25/2011
Bunnycups Bunnycups
I voted for Ella because I know it does what it is intended to. I also voted for the Curve because it looks like it's a good g-spotter becasue of it's curve.
03/25/2011
Steve of Eden Steve of Eden
I say curve...
06/29/2011
kelaaa33wish kelaaa33wish
Curve looks great for G-Spot.
06/29/2011
Kdlips Kdlips
Curve
06/29/2011
SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by Red
Which look like they'll work as promised/designed/desc ribed? Why?
Iheart the curve
06/30/2011
EJ EJ
I love the Ella; she hits the good spots, at least for me.
08/29/2011
Neurogasm Neurogasm
Love the Ella, and the Curve is awesome, too.
10/21/2011
MeliPixie MeliPixie
Most of them look like they do what they say, but since I prefer toys I can thrust with, these would be a waste of time and money for me
10/22/2011
pleasurehunter pleasurehunter
curve def looks like teh win
11/02/2011
bh253 bh253
Ella, Curve and Delight!
06/11/2012
gypsymama gypsymama
Would love to get the Curve!!
06/11/2012
SilverMinxxx SilverMinxxx
I only have the Ella and I love it!
06/11/2012
Total posts: 17
Unique posters: 17
Red Red
Which of these seem to simply miss the mark? Why?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Lucidity , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , DCorrelle , ily , pinkcupcakes , unfulfilled , JGrey , ghalik
8
Xavier7 , TameTemptress , bh253
3
bh253
1
Xavier7
1
PurpleReign , OhMy! , potstickers , Lily Night , MeliPixie , Rarity , bh253
7
PurpleReign , Red , Lady Venus , Boredum , Selective Sensualist , Insomniakillerofdreams , Anne Ardeur , CanMan , OhMy! , sasweetheart89 , rdytogo , sixfootsex , Miss T , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , toxie m , Lady Marmelade , Bunnycups , Stephanie Marie , BadgersRose , The Curious Couple , Steve of Eden , darthkitt3n , Jazz , Kdlips , SiNn , seanpearl85 , Howells , eggiweg , ily , pinkcupcakes , sktb0007 , domsub1993 , Jon S , carenautilus , MeliPixie , pleasurehunter , ~miss senora~ , LavenderSkies , funforall7 , Stinkytofu10 , bh253 , comatose-kitty , SilverMinxxx , ghalik , BlooJay
45
Red , Shellz31 , Anne Ardeur , Madeira , ToyGeek , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , Xavier7 , Solar Ray , potstickers , Bunnycups , zracer , Upskirt , Lily Night , darthkitt3n , Jazz , boobookittyfuk , SiNn , sarki , Elnoa , eggiweg , ily , systematicweasel , sktb0007 , unfulfilled , emilia , domsub1993 , MeliPixie , mpfm , bh253 , roskat , ghalik , BlooJay
32
dv8 , OhMy! , dezzydezire , MeliPixie
4
DreamyLove , Xavier7 , ily , Rarity
4
Total votes: 105 (70 voters)
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Xavier7 Xavier7
You saw my vote. I'll tell my choices backwards, though.

I'd try the Rock-Chick Massager Kit, Snugglepuss (if only I were a female), Curve, and the Jollie. I do realize that my gender doesn't fit some of these. But oh well.
02/21/2011
Bunnycups Bunnycups
Can't thrust with them, so I doubt they stimulate the g-spot well.
03/25/2011
Steve of Eden Steve of Eden
Neo looks awkward...
06/29/2011
Kdlips Kdlips
Neo vibe
06/29/2011
emilia emilia
Quote:
Originally posted by Bunnycups
Can't thrust with them, so I doubt they stimulate the g-spot well.
I agree with you totally
10/20/2011
JGrey JGrey
Neo vibe for sure
10/29/2011
bh253 bh253
So many of them look kinda ew.
06/11/2012
Total posts: 8
Unique posters: 8