Sorry, but I'm one of those who reviewed it, and as I was responding to my comments, I noticed your forum discussion. Sorry but I was just thinking that I was glad that EdenFantasys listened to us and decided not to stock that awful toy as a result of the bad feedback it received. It was a good idea gone wrong.
But if you are looking for something similar, I tried something in the form of a rabbit and the priced was close to a 100$, but was working much better than that. So check out the Triple Orgasm
series by Cal Exotics. I reviewed the French Kiss, but I think the other two would have been better.