Ever feel like your toy has a personality?

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Ever feel like your toy has a personality?

Sera Sera
Do you post a personality to your different toys according to their functions and maintenance? I'm wondering who out there has a preference for their favorite "toy personality" if you know what I mean!
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Sometimes I wonder....
19
I have NEVER thought of that before!
36
Nah, doesn't matter, to me.
12
What a weird question!
52
Total votes: 119 (96 voters)
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08/17/2010
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Sera Sera
I do wonder sometimes if mine do.
08/17/2010
Sir Sir
I've never thought about that, and honestly, do not mind either way. Sometimes I wonder if my PENIS has a mind of its own (which, I have confirmed, is true), but that's not what you mean, right?
08/17/2010
kck kck
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
I've never thought about that, and honestly, do not mind either way. Sometimes I wonder if my PENIS has a mind of its own (which, I have confirmed, is true), but that's not what you mean, right?
Hehe, Sir. My partner's does too.

Reminds me of a corny joke:

Q: Why do penises have holes?

A: So men can be open-minded!

08/17/2010
Alegria Alegria
I've thought of this a couple times. Like if their motor is quiet, they would be quiet, but if they're brightly colored they're creative/spunky.

Although for realistic dildos, I never think they have a personality.
08/17/2010
Annemarie Annemarie
I have to say, I've never thought this before. And now that I'm thinking about it, I have to say, no, they don't. They aren't living, they have no brain. So, no, there's no personality.
08/17/2010
deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by Annemarie
I have to say, I've never thought this before. And now that I'm thinking about it, I have to say, no, they don't. They aren't living, they have no brain. So, no, there's no personality.
I kind of agree. I guess in a silly way, I could give them personalities.
08/18/2010
brokenangel brokenangel
Never thought of it before...LOL
08/18/2010
Envy Envy
Never thought of it. I wouldn't say personality, but each toy has it's own job and function. To say they have personality, i don't know, just seems weird to me....
08/18/2010
Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by kck
Hehe, Sir. My partner's does too.

Reminds me of a corny joke:

Q: Why do penises have holes?

A: So men can be open-minded!

HAHA! Good one, good one.
08/18/2010
kck kck
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
HAHA! Good one, good one.
Thanks! That's a corny joke that I've actually retold after hearing it. I think it's funny, too
08/18/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
No, the personality comes from the driver of said toy.
08/18/2010
Blinker Blinker
My toys pile together and stare at me collectively, if that's what you mean. I'm ignoring them right now because I'm too broke to buy new batteries and I'm having sex on Friday.
08/18/2010
Sera Sera
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
I've never thought about that, and honestly, do not mind either way. Sometimes I wonder if my PENIS has a mind of its own (which, I have confirmed, is true), but that's not what you mean, right?
Haha, a mind of its own. Well, it could mean that. I did ask a very vague-ish question.
08/18/2010
Sera Sera
Quote:
Originally posted by Annemarie
I have to say, I've never thought this before. And now that I'm thinking about it, I have to say, no, they don't. They aren't living, they have no brain. So, no, there's no personality.
I suppose not, but then again, I see it as however the perspective of the user sees the personality in them.
08/18/2010
SydVicious SydVicious
Kind of a weird question. lol
08/18/2010
SexyySarah SexyySarah
Nope never thought about this before!
08/20/2010
Meowmix Meowmix
Glad I haven't as it seems to be an eerie though for me. I remember seeing a youtube video about this though think it was a college humor one.
08/20/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
My toys pile together and stare at me collectively, if that's what you mean. I'm ignoring them right now because I'm too broke to buy new batteries and I'm having sex on Friday.
Like creepy staring or accusing staring? LOL I have heard mine whispering in their drawer, plotting, late at night after I decided I was just too damn tired...

I know what you mean Charlotte sometimes I will anthropomorphize my toys based on thier unique sounds and purposes. For instance I have several female toys that are phallically shaped...and ya I know I'm weird.
08/20/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
I've never thought about that, and honestly, do not mind either way. Sometimes I wonder if my PENIS has a mind of its own (which, I have confirmed, is true), but that's not what you mean, right?
Yes, penises definitely seem to have a mind of their own, but, as my husband and I always say, they also seem to have only one brain cell dedicated solely to one purpose or motive in life. When they are not pursuing that purpose, they simply laze around in a hammock, so to speak, all day!

As far as toys go, to be funny, I will sometimes manipulate them to seem as though they are attempting to coax my husband into play, but I can't say that I ever think of them as having personalities on their own.
08/20/2010
Evoluchun Evoluchun
never thought about its kinda weird question i guess but id say no there a thing not a who
08/21/2010
Pandahb Pandahb
You are cute, but thats a weird question.
09/03/2010
lamira lamira
I have never thought that my toys have personalities. Now you have me thinking.
10/03/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
I try to create a little personality for them, based on their functions, when I write reviews, because it helps me squeeze in a little humor, but they don't have personalities like computers have personalities.
10/05/2010
Lonewolf Lonewolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Sera
Do you post a personality to your different toys according to their functions and maintenance? I'm wondering who out there has a preference for their favorite "toy personality" if you know what I mean!
Well, I know my car has a personality. And my bathroom cd player. So the toy would make sense.
10/12/2010
Danielle1220 Danielle1220
Never thought about it. Sometimes I wonder if my husband switches out the batteries with dead ones when he's mad at me, but that wouldn't be the toy's fault.
10/17/2010
hollie87 hollie87
Nope. That would be really messed up if they did.
10/17/2010
Midway through Midway through
That's creepy, sorry. lol
11/17/2010
Shellz31 Shellz31
Nah - I love my toys but won't go that far.
12/09/2010
mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
always thought of my toys a just a machine
12/09/2010
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