WAY TO BIG FOR ME

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Use something smaller, and work your way up to being able to use it?

Offer it up to a friend?

Burn it in a vaginal cleansing ritual?
12/12/2010
Waterfall Waterfall
I agree with using something smaller first, also use more lube than you normally would.
12/12/2010
cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
Wait until you are 18, graduate High School (and English) then come back and ask?
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mariah mariah
i am 18.. do i need to take a pic of my id?
12/12/2010
mariah mariah
plus can't they check age by the card i used? i thought that's how most adult sites did the age check.
12/12/2010
Emily! Emily!
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Originally posted by mariah
i am 18.. do i need to take a pic of my id?
Not a good idea. That has shit like your address on it.
12/12/2010
mariah mariah
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Originally posted by Emily!
Not a good idea. That has shit like your address on it.
haah oh ya.. welll i guess the only way i can prove my age is.. the debit card i used. i have an adult card that is only signed by me. and when ur under 18 you need a parents name on the card but mine doesn't have that. i used to have that card. but not anymore since now i'm 18. so i'm pretty shure eden has some way to cheak to see if the card i used was a "Teen card' or the adult one
12/12/2010
cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
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Originally posted by mariah
haah oh ya.. welll i guess the only way i can prove my age is.. the debit card i used. i have an adult card that is only signed by me. and when ur under 18 you need a parents name on the card but mine doesn't have that. i used to have that card. ... More
Lol.. we had the 18 conversation already, funny how you got this toy after you started that thread, you can prove you are 18 by talking like an adult and not a teenager.

Sorry if I come across bitchy, and if you are 18 then good. I don't want Eden getting shut down.. I just can't help but feel like you aren't 18 due to the conversations you have had and the fact that you type like a teenager. I'm being judgemental, but that's how I feel.
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12/12/2010
mariah mariah
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Originally posted by cherryredhead88
Lol.. we had the 18 conversation already, funny how you got this toy after you started that thread, you can prove you are 18 by talking like an adult and not a teenager.

Sorry if I come across bitchy, and if you are 18 then good. I don't ... More
i am a teenager... i don't get hurt by what people say on the internet. it's ok to think i'm not 18. but i know i am.. and eden knows i am. soo it's all good in my mind..
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cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
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i am a teenager... i don't get hurt by what people say on the internet. it's ok to think i'm not 18. but i know i am.. and eden knows i am. soo it's all good in my mind..
"i am a teenager"...

I'm not trying to be malicious to you. Those are my feelings. I apologize if I come across rude.

You just send up red flags to me. Also, why aren't you buying things from Eden if you are 18 and have a debit card? We practically get shit for free on here.
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12/12/2010
mariah mariah
and i did the 18 thing becuase i used to be under 18 and wanted sex toys. and i also said i don't think 18 year olds should be on the fourms and if you reamber i posted something about what is the age to be on this site in oregon. because some sites require you to be 21. but people said it was 18 in oregon.. if i was breaking the rules in ANYWAY i would get off. trust me i would. but.. i'm not. so.
12/12/2010
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by cherryredhead88
Lol.. we had the 18 conversation already, funny how you got this toy after you started that thread, you can prove you are 18 by talking like an adult and not a teenager.

Sorry if I come across bitchy, and if you are 18 then good. I don't ... More
Well, she IS a teenager if she is 18. And most 18 year olds are idiots. Come to think of it, most of my peers are still pretty immature.
12/12/2010
mariah mariah
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Originally posted by cherryredhead88
"i am a teenager"...

I'm not trying to be malicious to you. Those are my feelings. I apologize if I come across rude.

You just send up red flags to me. Also, why aren't you buying things from Eden if you are 18 and ... More
i did buy something.. why do you mean "why arn't you" haha i did buy it.. haah
12/12/2010
mariah mariah
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Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
Well, she IS a teenager if she is 18. And most 18 year olds are idiots. Come to think of it, most of my peers are still pretty immature.
yes.. thank you..
12/12/2010
cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
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Originally posted by mariah
i did buy something.. why do you mean "why arn't you" haha i did buy it.. haah
AREN'T = ARE NOT = Why are YOU NOT buying things from here, if you are on here? If you are here, on the forums, then you would be getting points, which is basically free money, to buy toys, from here. SO , if you are 18 + a debit card then that equals practically free toys.

Also, you ARE being watched and most likely very closely.

Honestly I could care less because Eden will take care of it if you shouldn't be on here. Other than that I'm sick of reading your typos.

@ adrianna- touche.
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mariah mariah
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Originally posted by cherryredhead88
AREN'T = ARE NOT = Why are YOU NOT buying things from here, if you are on here? If you are here, on the forums, then you would be getting points, which is basically free money, to buy toys, from here. SO , if you are 18 + a debit card then that ... More
i allready proved my age.. sooo? this makes no sence to me why you all hgkadrhgleahtfwaei at me haha. and i could prove my age again.. soo. this is kinda like.. ummm ok? haha i have every right to be here at much as you do.
12/12/2010
cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
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i allready proved my age.. sooo? this makes no sence to me why you all hgkadrhgleahtfwaei at me haha. and i could prove my age again.. soo. this is kinda like.. ummm ok? haha i have every right to be here at much as you do.
Yes you do, as long as you are 18. How did you prove your age again? hfdssjflksdjflkds= intelligent conversation.

I'm sorry if my words are too big for you, I wuLL trI anD make it so Yu can undrstind me.
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mariah mariah
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Originally posted by cherryredhead88
Yes you do, as long as you are 18. How did you prove your age again? hfdssjflksdjflkds= intelligent conversation.

I'm sorry if my words are too big for you, I wuLL trI anD make it so Yu can undrstind me.
i said eden should have a way to see if i'm useing an adult debt card to buy my toy i bought. or if i had to have a co signer sign for it.. becuse you can't have an adult card intill your 18. if you not 18 you need a parent to sign for it.
12/12/2010
Rockin' Rockin'
Let's try to keep things respectful and relevant here, folks. Have a good night
12/12/2010
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by mariah
i said eden should have a way to see if i'm useing an adult debt card to buy my toy i bought. or if i had to have a co signer sign for it.. becuse you can't have an adult card intill your 18. if you not 18 you need a parent to sign for it.
Cherry's snark seems to have gone over your head. I think she is left concerned with what the company thinks and more concerned with how you appear as a person and, sometimes, that appearance may be young, naive, etc. I could be wrong, though (about her concerns).
12/12/2010
firekitten firekitten
I believe it was already stated in another thread that EF doesn't verify age via your credit or debit card. Also, one could very easily purchase a Visa giftcard from a bank, or even a Simon mall and use it online. I've done it.

As for your original question about the toy being too big, use a lot of lube, and make sure YOU are warmed up as well. It might take some time and some getting used to, and even then you may find that it isn't something you enjoy. Just be sure to look at the product descriptions and know your limits next time.
12/12/2010
Midway through Midway through
This isn't a personal attack here, just making a statement based on experience. (Just FYI, I don't want anyone to think I'm attacking)

You can actually have a debit card that isn't cosigned when you're under 18. I had a debit card at 16 with no one's name on it except my own, and no one cosigned for it. My mother was indeed on my bank account as a partner, but there was nothing on my debit card, and I had bought things online at 16 (IE, one of my first vibrators) and was not given any check into about my age. So you don't have to have an adult on the card nor does it have to say anything about you being underage, because mine didn't. I did, when I turned 18, go close my bank account and open a new one without my mothers name, and they gave me a new debit card, that looked exactly the same. I also don't believe that you can verify through a debit card, and if you can, it's expensive and very tedious to do. But yeh, cards don't have to have anything like that on it

OH AND. On topic:

Lots of lubricant, lots of foreplay, and you may want to work your way up. There are vaginal dilator kits available on EF also, that will help you work up to that.
12/12/2010
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Cherry, no offence but are you pmsing or something? Most of us are irritated by bad grammar and typos. People have repeatedly asked Mariah to be more careful when she types and if it hasn't already made a difference, it most likely will not change any time soon. Your berating her again is not likely to solve any problems and I am sure that you know this.

Whether you believe she is 18 or not, she is here, and you might as well make the best of it. If you really hate reading her typos that much just stop reading the threads she has started. It wont eliminate her posts all together but it will cut down on what you have to read. Nobody likes being patronized, and as a learning tool it generally yields poor results. You might want to keep that in mind.

As far as size goes, lube is generally a good idea. Like everybody else has mentioned, if that doesn't work you can always work your way up to it.
12/12/2010
mariah mariah
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Originally posted by Midway through
This isn't a personal attack here, just making a statement based on experience. (Just FYI, I don't want anyone to think I'm attacking)

You can actually have a debit card that isn't cosigned when you're under 18. I had a ... More
they didn't give me that.. they made me wait till i was 18 to not have a co signer
12/12/2010
cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
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Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
Cherry's snark seems to have gone over your head. I think she is left concerned with what the company thinks and more concerned with how you appear as a person and, sometimes, that appearance may be young, naive, etc. I could be wrong, though ... More
This is correct, as I said I am aware that I am being judgemental and it isn't really my place to worry about this, but yes I am concerned. Mostly for the fact that I don't feel like a teenager would benefit from being on here, it could go either way, but I don't feel like there are appropriate things on here for someone with a certain maturity level.

Then again, as you stated before, I know plenty of people well over 18 who have lower mentalities than I feel they should.
12/12/2010
cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Cherry, no offence but are you pmsing or something? Most of us are irritated by bad grammar and typos. People have repeatedly asked Mariah to be more careful when she types and if it hasn't already made a difference, it most likely will not ... More
I am indeed pmsing lol.

Like I said above, I'm really not trying to be malicious here.

I have already decided not to read these threads anymore, and I already stated what else I have to say.

No offense taken! It is pretty hard to offend me lol
12/12/2010
Mistress Kitty Mistress Kitty
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Originally posted by Midway through
This isn't a personal attack here, just making a statement based on experience. (Just FYI, I don't want anyone to think I'm attacking)

You can actually have a debit card that isn't cosigned when you're under 18. I had a ... More
Thank you. I was going to mention this, I'm glad someone did.
12/12/2010
Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
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Originally posted by cherryredhead88
Wait until you are 18, graduate High School (and English) then come back and ask?
Come now, was that entirely called for?

Really, I do not think this is like you, your above this kind of stuff. There is no need to be blatantly mean. If you have a concern it is best to just PM Kristi, she is wonderful, she will handle it. Being mean is just not going to solve anything and all it serves is to degrade yourself. Lets be civil my friend!

We need to be welcoming new members and not insulting them. Lets say she is 18, if Eden verified it, maybe if someone offered to be her mentor (Maybe you!), would that not be the helpful thing to do?

Insulting someone is just about the worst thing we can do.
12/12/2010
Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
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Originally posted by mariah
i am 18.. do i need to take a pic of my id?
No, the only person who has the right to ask you to verify your age is Eden Fantasys' staff. If they request this or anything that would verify your age, then you should do it, and only to them.

Otherwise you just put yourself at multiple risk . Never post your information online.
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